🎃Corpse Flower🎃
@creepydoll.bsky.social
cemeteries, music, kitchens, DC or die
My pies, my shameful (delicious) pies
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My pies, my shameful (delicious) pies
This was me at friendsgiving yesterday except both pies were made by me, had big flaws, and were still perceived as incredibly delicious
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This was me at friendsgiving yesterday except both pies were made by me, had big flaws, and were still perceived as incredibly delicious
Let’s get ready for a big speech with mama
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Let’s get ready for a big speech with mama
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I loved Joan, but I’ve always privately said she died at the right time
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I loved Joan, but I’ve always privately said she died at the right time
Literal jump scare in my Joan Rivers coffee table book
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Literal jump scare in my Joan Rivers coffee table book
This sht never gets old
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This sht never gets old
@obies.bsky.social spotted in upper senate park
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@obies.bsky.social spotted in upper senate park
There coulda been a great riff on the this tweet if the blue jays had won
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
There coulda been a great riff on the this tweet if the blue jays had won
Halloween Queen Moo Deng attempting to eat a small jack-o-lantern
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Halloween Queen Moo Deng attempting to eat a small jack-o-lantern
This is the picture btw
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is the picture btw
Sent our graphics team a picture I took & love relevant to an upcoming conference and said thanks but no thanks 🙃
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sent our graphics team a picture I took & love relevant to an upcoming conference and said thanks but no thanks 🙃
Immediately worth it, btw
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Immediately worth it, btw
You know I crushed that placement test to skip ahead to the “describe a scary hotel” unit
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You know I crushed that placement test to skip ahead to the “describe a scary hotel” unit
The most DC picture I’ve taken in a minute
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The most DC picture I’ve taken in a minute
Let’s bite mama
September 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Let’s bite mama
Living walking distance to a movie theater again
September 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Living walking distance to a movie theater again
From twt we live in the dumbest time and place possible
September 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
From twt we live in the dumbest time and place possible
My friend bought a house in Potomac and really thinks it won’t affect how often she sees her friends
September 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My friend bought a house in Potomac and really thinks it won’t affect how often she sees her friends