🎃Corpse Flower🎃
@creepydoll.bsky.social
cemeteries, music, kitchens, DC or die
Fugazi in the stadium for Caps 80s night, I know that’s right
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Fugazi in the stadium for Caps 80s night, I know that’s right
This was me at friendsgiving yesterday except both pies were made by me, had big flaws, and were still perceived as incredibly delicious
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This was me at friendsgiving yesterday except both pies were made by me, had big flaws, and were still perceived as incredibly delicious
show my partner the ice spice sponge bob big guy video && he got so mad he had to step outside
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
show my partner the ice spice sponge bob big guy video && he got so mad he had to step outside
I love lesbians, what do you mean the first dance at your wedding was Cotton Eye Joe
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I love lesbians, what do you mean the first dance at your wedding was Cotton Eye Joe
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Sending love & solidarity from DC to Charlotte.
And LA.
And Chicago.
And whoever they try to come for next.
We’re stronger together & we will win.
And LA.
And Chicago.
And whoever they try to come for next.
We’re stronger together & we will win.
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Sending love & solidarity from DC to Charlotte.
And LA.
And Chicago.
And whoever they try to come for next.
We’re stronger together & we will win.
And LA.
And Chicago.
And whoever they try to come for next.
We’re stronger together & we will win.
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Happy OBAA out on digital day to everyones tls
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Happy OBAA out on digital day to everyones tls
Let’s get ready for a big speech with mama
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Let’s get ready for a big speech with mama
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Literal jump scare in my Joan Rivers coffee table book
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Literal jump scare in my Joan Rivers coffee table book
Learning the term fiancé gums ruined my life
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Learning the term fiancé gums ruined my life
❤️❤️9️⃣0️⃣0️⃣❤️❤️
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
❤️❤️9️⃣0️⃣0️⃣❤️❤️
This sht never gets old
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This sht never gets old
Shadow president is now in the shadow realm 🪦⚰️
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Shadow president is now in the shadow realm 🪦⚰️
@obies.bsky.social spotted in upper senate park
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@obies.bsky.social spotted in upper senate park
There coulda been a great riff on the this tweet if the blue jays had won
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
There coulda been a great riff on the this tweet if the blue jays had won
U gotta remember that this is Game 7 in Toronto
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
U gotta remember that this is Game 7 in Toronto
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Halloween Queen Moo Deng attempting to eat a small jack-o-lantern
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Halloween Queen Moo Deng attempting to eat a small jack-o-lantern
Sent our graphics team a picture I took & love relevant to an upcoming conference and said thanks but no thanks 🙃
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sent our graphics team a picture I took & love relevant to an upcoming conference and said thanks but no thanks 🙃
In 2014 if you made caramel without salt you were taken out back and shot
October 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
In 2014 if you made caramel without salt you were taken out back and shot
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If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
reut.rs
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t
Last night I danced to Pink Pony Club with my mom in heels, just like Chappell said 🥰
October 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Last night I danced to Pink Pony Club with my mom in heels, just like Chappell said 🥰
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"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)