Megan Krout (they/them) 🏳️⚧️♿️🎨
@crayolapenguin.bsky.social
Chicago's far south side. Artist. Disabled. Furby fan. Video game enjoyer. Menace. My body is a mystery. My grandma is cooler than yours.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
Surprise! I now have a real website and online store!! Just in time for your holiday shopping!
Please take a look at it, it would mean the world to me!
Here's some of the silly items you can get:
crayolapenguin.com
Please take a look at it, it would mean the world to me!
Here's some of the silly items you can get:
crayolapenguin.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Surprise! I now have a real website and online store!! Just in time for your holiday shopping!
Please take a look at it, it would mean the world to me!
Here's some of the silly items you can get:
crayolapenguin.com
Please take a look at it, it would mean the world to me!
Here's some of the silly items you can get:
crayolapenguin.com
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The main problem with Bluesky is that some of you aren't posting enough Chicago content. This is the premiere Chicago-centered social website, please act accordingly.
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The main problem with Bluesky is that some of you aren't posting enough Chicago content. This is the premiere Chicago-centered social website, please act accordingly.
2023, one of my favorite pictures of Bula is one taken on a Nintendo 2DS
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
2023, one of my favorite pictures of Bula is one taken on a Nintendo 2DS
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Yeah, I got ADHD
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November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Yeah, I got ADHD
Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
My cat bula arriving in the afterlife and meeting my dad there but having to pretend she didnt enjoy eating his ashes that one time
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My cat bula arriving in the afterlife and meeting my dad there but having to pretend she didnt enjoy eating his ashes that one time
hi MTV welcome to my crib
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
hi MTV welcome to my crib
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We said goodbye to Bula today. Her disease progression made her frail and took away her mobility, but she remained happy and content every single day, all the way to the end. She was so incredibly important to us, and losing her feels awful. We loved her, and she loved us.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We said goodbye to Bula today. Her disease progression made her frail and took away her mobility, but she remained happy and content every single day, all the way to the end. She was so incredibly important to us, and losing her feels awful. We loved her, and she loved us.
love seeing random old people i knew in Wisconsin acting like the world is ending bc of the mamdani winning like you live in Pleasent Prairie WI and haven't even been to NYC i think you'll be just fine
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
love seeing random old people i knew in Wisconsin acting like the world is ending bc of the mamdani winning like you live in Pleasent Prairie WI and haven't even been to NYC i think you'll be just fine
My cat and I are both so brave for doing her subcutaneous fluids. She lets me no questions asked and I do it even though it scares me
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My cat and I are both so brave for doing her subcutaneous fluids. She lets me no questions asked and I do it even though it scares me
This years costume was a hit. Some kids (and adults) even knew who I was
November 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This years costume was a hit. Some kids (and adults) even knew who I was
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The Animal Crossing team is so funny, man. They will stand defiant in players calls for even a little crumb of an update during a game's peak popularity and then 20 years later be like "We have added macroeconomics to Animal Crossing: New Leaf."
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Animal Crossing team is so funny, man. They will stand defiant in players calls for even a little crumb of an update during a game's peak popularity and then 20 years later be like "We have added macroeconomics to Animal Crossing: New Leaf."
Why'd they make electric cars sound like the pits of hell have opened and the eternally damned are screaming at me. Surely we could have picked a less scary sounding noise
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Why'd they make electric cars sound like the pits of hell have opened and the eternally damned are screaming at me. Surely we could have picked a less scary sounding noise
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
Successfully gave bula her subcutaneous fluids this morning without either of us freaking out. She actually started purring part way through lol. No survival instincts on this cat
October 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Successfully gave bula her subcutaneous fluids this morning without either of us freaking out. She actually started purring part way through lol. No survival instincts on this cat
Gave Bula some cheese and now she looks like she's been snorting coke in her free time
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Gave Bula some cheese and now she looks like she's been snorting coke in her free time
That Neuroscience degree is finally coming in handy now that I need to give my cat subdermal fluids. Ive given many subdermal injections to rats in my lifetime
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
That Neuroscience degree is finally coming in handy now that I need to give my cat subdermal fluids. Ive given many subdermal injections to rats in my lifetime
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every day i wake up and god is mad at me for another reason
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
every day i wake up and god is mad at me for another reason
Had a gynecology exam today plus trauma therapy and now my dying cat just peed all over me while stealing my cup of water
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Had a gynecology exam today plus trauma therapy and now my dying cat just peed all over me while stealing my cup of water
At the gallery today someone asked where they could buy the prints and I was like oh you can checkout right here with me! And they looked me up and down, put the print down, and then just walked out of the building and didnt come back. What does that mean??? What did I do????
October 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
At the gallery today someone asked where they could buy the prints and I was like oh you can checkout right here with me! And they looked me up and down, put the print down, and then just walked out of the building and didnt come back. What does that mean??? What did I do????
Bula is more popular than any of us. She got MAIL today from a neighbor, and people in my e sports league who have never met her wanted to know how she's doing etc
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bula is more popular than any of us. She got MAIL today from a neighbor, and people in my e sports league who have never met her wanted to know how she's doing etc
hell yeah
October 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
hell yeah
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I just think I’d feel better if I spent $400
June 14, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I just think I’d feel better if I spent $400