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Megan Krout (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨
@crayolapenguin.bsky.social
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Chicago's far south side. Artist. Disabled. Furby fan. Video game enjoyer. Menace. My body is a mystery. My grandma is cooler than yours.

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Surprise! I now have a real website and online store!! Just in time for your holiday shopping!

Please take a look at it, it would mean the world to me!

Here's some of the silly items you can get:

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A holographic sparkly sticker on a checkered background. The sticker is a colorful cartoon furby wearing pink sunglasses driving a pink convertible and saying "move im gay" A sticker design on a checkered background thats a rounded purple star with holographic sparkles along the edges and text that reads "dead dad club" A photo of 5 different acrylic keychains based on the retro popsicle characters you could get from an ice cream truck. They include Bubbles, SpongeBob, Sonic, a ninja turtle, and spiderman A sticker with holographic edges featuring one of those ice cream desserts you could get thay look lile a clown. It has an ice cream cone hat, gumball eyes and nose, and green icing drill. It is crying and says "everything is fine"
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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2023, one of my favorite pictures of Bula is one taken on a Nintendo 2DS
A photo of a white Nintendo 2DS in the photo gallery with a blurry close up photo of a tabby cat on the top.screen and a folder of images on the bottom screen
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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My cat bula arriving in the afterlife and meeting my dad there but having to pretend she didnt enjoy eating his ashes that one time
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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hi MTV welcome to my crib
A photo of megan standing in a very small and short rectangular hole in a white wall. They're wearing purple overalls, pink shoes, a mask and purple jacket and are holding a yellow stuffed animal with a tag on it. They are looking directly at the camera. The hole is only a few inches taller than Megan
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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This years costume was a hit. Some kids (and adults) even knew who I was
A photo of megan sitting on their concrete porch in their halloween costume. Their costume is a black ourfit with long green and tan strips of tattered cloth hanging off it. Their head is a large paper mache pumpkin head based on the enoch from over the garden wall, with large round eyes and a big toothy smile. Megan has their hands over the mouth in what looks like a laugh
November 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Gave Bula some cheese and now she looks like she's been snorting coke in her free time
A photo of a small brown tabby cat with a white chest and green eyes. She has finely grated white parmesean cheese dust all over her nose and mouth, and is looking at the camera happily
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Had a gynecology exam today plus trauma therapy and now my dying cat just peed all over me while stealing my cup of water
A very bad and unflattering photo of Astarion from the game baldurs gate 3. He is pale with red eyes, and bright white hair that is glowing. He is bruised and beaten up and looks scared and despondent
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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hell yeah
A screenshot from a Google search for Pomona Township IL. The first image it shows for the township is a plate of salad with pasta, tomatoes, cheese and bread on top. Next to that image is a map
October 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I'm staffing the gallery and this old lady handed me a USED tissue and asked me to throw it away for her and I politely just took it but I looked like this
A photo of Astarion from Baldurs Gate 3 in a room lit by torches. He is looking to the side and has a large frown, teary eyes, and a dirty face
October 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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what stepping outside into the bright sun felt like after they dilated my eyes at the doctor today
A photo of a baby crying with their hands up and mouth agape while covered in ashes. There is the dust of ashes rising from their head and ashes surrounding their body
October 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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life is crazy and stressful but at least I have a friend who purchased an off brand Grimace costume to keep me entertained
A photo of someone wearing a off brand Halloween costume of the purple creature from McDonald's called Grimace. The person is waving at the camera. The costime is bulky and wrinkly and very silly looking
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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how your email finds me:
A photo of the famous alien ET laying in a river bed dying. He is pale with aplotxjes of color, with his arms out to the side and his eyes closed
October 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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they added a proximity chat mode to fortnite and my friend role played as an actual gorilla the entire match
September 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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My mom called me and asked what I was up to and I stuttered and was like um....not much just....drawing..... and this was what's on my screen
A photo of the screen of Megan's drawing tablet with a drawing app open. A sticker design with a yellow background is there with text that reads "MILF man i love farming". Around the text are cartoon drawings of stardrops, junimos, strawberries and hearts from the video game Stardew Valley
September 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Oh well...you'll join us someday

This years costume of the Enoch from Over the Garden Wall is complete. Now if only I wasn't short
A photo of megan wearing their Halloween costume. The headpiece is a large round sphere that looks like a pumpkin with black eyes, a black nose, and a large grin showing white teeth. The clothes under the head are a black shirt with green and brown strips of fabric hanging off it A photo of megan wearing their Halloween costume. The headpiece is a large round sphere that looks like a pumpkin with black eyes, a black nose, and a large grin showing white teeth. The clothes under the head are a black shirt with green and brown strips of fabric hanging off it. Megan is posing with their arms partly outstretched
September 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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what you see before we bite you
A photo of megan sitting on the couch with their cat, Bula. Bula is sitting on Megan's chest and looking at the camera. Bula is a brown tabby cat with a white chest and paws. Megan is a white non binary person with a wavy mullet, green glasses, and nose piercings
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Me if you even care
A photo of megan holding up a green alien plush from Ikea. The alien is green with large eyes and antenna. The alien is wearing a plastic bead belt, necklace, and bracelets in the colors of the trans flag
September 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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didnt realize what I put on this morning before my THERAPY appointment
A photo of megan wearing a gray long sleeve sweatshirt that has an embroidered cartoon figure throwing their hands in the air and yelling and text that reads "can,t take it anymore!"
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Why's my shadow giving North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un
A photo of Megan's shadow on the road with cars parked on the sides. The shadow is long and chubby and has a flat square looking head
September 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Chopped hair off but kept the gay little mullet
A photo of megan from the side showing off their new haircut. Megan is a pale white person with glasses and brown wavy hair. Their hair is a short mullet with shaved sides
September 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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ICE CREAM TIME 🍦🍧
Noataliga popsicle mystery acrylic keychains are now in the shop!! With five sweet designs, each is double-sided and has a fun star clip.

If you order multiples, I'll do my best to make sure you don't get a lot of duplicates.

Ko-fi.com/megankrout
Five acrylic keychains sit on a purple and green checkered background. Each keychain has a yellow clasp shaped like a star attached to the top. The five designs are a teenage mutant ninja turtle, Spiderman, Sonic, Bubbles from the powerpuff girls, and SpongeBob. Each keychain is a little bit melted with lopsided eye candies. A photo of the packaging for the keychains on a purple and green checkered background. The bag is a shiny red foil bag with a label on the front in purple and slime green with examples of each of the keychains. It says Nostaliga popsicle mystery acrylic keychain gacha @crayolapenguin
August 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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wanted to go start a new baldurs gate (vampire kissing simulator) playthrough and the Lord said no....no more kissing twinks for you.....
A photo of a lit ceiling lamp on a long cord hanging onto the floor next to a wall full of different art prints (mostly of Astarion from baldurs gate 3). There is broken green glass all over the floor in large and s chunks
August 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Made new best friend necklaces for me and my childhood bff of more than 20 years.

Tried to recreate the exact tea set we used to play with as kids with resin and paint. Pretty happy with how they turned out, especially since I have never used resin before.
A photo of megan holding a yardstick card labeled fashion jewelry thay is holding a silver chain necklace with two charms on it. The charms are of a white teacup and white tea saucer, each painted with strawberry and vine motifs A photo of megan wearing the silver chain necklace. The two charms are of a white tea cup and white tea saucer that have painted strawberry and vine motifs on them. The cup and saucer are two separate charms hanging next to each other A photo of a vintage 2000's children's play tea set. The set pieces are quite small, and are white porcelain with painted motifs of strawberries and vines. There are cups, saucers, tea pots, cream jugs, a sugar jug, forks, and spoons in the set
August 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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If you come to my parties expect all the cookies to be shaped like this from now on. This sassy pig has charmed me.
A photo of megan holding a vintage red plastic cookie cutter shaped like a cartoon pig with its hand up on its mouth looking coy or like it just did something nefarious
August 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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why is he running away from us
A photo of a man (soren) running up a large sandy dune with a pathway going up it. Around the path is dry grass and a few small trees. Soren has his arm in front of him like hes sprinting away
August 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM