Lindsay
@crashkrispy.bsky.social
Big thoughts, big dreams, and a big brown Mercedes sedan - she/her
Having to convince husband that Phantom of the Opera is a play and not an opera, as he thinks. This has caused yelling
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Having to convince husband that Phantom of the Opera is a play and not an opera, as he thinks. This has caused yelling
It's time. The Thanksgiving leftovers got dumped. We made a good effort and there wasn't much left.
Now time for a cheeseburger!
Now time for a cheeseburger!
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's time. The Thanksgiving leftovers got dumped. We made a good effort and there wasn't much left.
Now time for a cheeseburger!
Now time for a cheeseburger!
Bless my brother who has had to deal with me incessantly asking him about things i should remember about the early 90s (i had medication-related long term memory loss in my 20s)
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Bless my brother who has had to deal with me incessantly asking him about things i should remember about the early 90s (i had medication-related long term memory loss in my 20s)
I purchased a large container of Italian beef today and @sparklemarkers.bsky.social has been coaching me through how to make it and also how to spell and pronounce giardiniera
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I purchased a large container of Italian beef today and @sparklemarkers.bsky.social has been coaching me through how to make it and also how to spell and pronounce giardiniera
Husband is reminiscing about his favorite skate music from the 80s and it's taken some digging but we found Quadrant Six "Body Mechanic" and Cybotrorn "Clear"
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Husband is reminiscing about his favorite skate music from the 80s and it's taken some digging but we found Quadrant Six "Body Mechanic" and Cybotrorn "Clear"
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
We thought we were tired of leftovers but tonight we put together homemade gobbler subs
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We thought we were tired of leftovers but tonight we put together homemade gobbler subs
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild (my backyard edition)
Alligator
Iguana (lots)
Osprey
Grey heron
Raccoon (like, all the time)
Alligator
Iguana (lots)
Osprey
Grey heron
Raccoon (like, all the time)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
black bear
groundhog
wood duck
anchovy!
dolphin but just the fin part
black bear
groundhog
wood duck
anchovy!
dolphin but just the fin part
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
bird
squirrel
cat
dog
rat/maybe raccoon/probably rat tho
bird
squirrel
cat
dog
rat/maybe raccoon/probably rat tho
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild (my backyard edition)
Alligator
Iguana (lots)
Osprey
Grey heron
Raccoon (like, all the time)
Alligator
Iguana (lots)
Osprey
Grey heron
Raccoon (like, all the time)
Husband volunteered to chop up the broccoli for tomorrow's broccoli casserole and he did a way better job than i usually do. Goddamn i feel like a bitch now don't I
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Husband volunteered to chop up the broccoli for tomorrow's broccoli casserole and he did a way better job than i usually do. Goddamn i feel like a bitch now don't I
One of our guests for tomorrow is dipping out due to flu and it's become very clear to me that I'm about to make Too Much Thanksgiving Food
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
One of our guests for tomorrow is dipping out due to flu and it's become very clear to me that I'm about to make Too Much Thanksgiving Food
Is anything more miscellaneous than dinners before Thanksgiving in the US? We ended up making late night egg rolls and potstickers because that's what we had in the freezer
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Is anything more miscellaneous than dinners before Thanksgiving in the US? We ended up making late night egg rolls and potstickers because that's what we had in the freezer
Currently commiserating with my godfather about my insufferable uncle and prissy aunt and how we're both glad we don't have to spend Thanksgiving with them (sorry, mom)
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Currently commiserating with my godfather about my insufferable uncle and prissy aunt and how we're both glad we don't have to spend Thanksgiving with them (sorry, mom)
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🎵🎶pass the cranberry sauce🎶🎵
🎵🎶we're having marijuana🎶🎵
🎵🎶we're having marijuana🎶🎵
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
🎵🎶pass the cranberry sauce🎶🎵
🎵🎶we're having marijuana🎶🎵
🎵🎶we're having marijuana🎶🎵
I'm on PTO through Thanksgiving and I'm getting so holiday focused. Planning to get decorations out of the attic. Gonna do it to it
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I'm on PTO through Thanksgiving and I'm getting so holiday focused. Planning to get decorations out of the attic. Gonna do it to it
Just found out husband has never seen The Neverending Story
He worked at a Blockbuster. I am SHOCKED
He worked at a Blockbuster. I am SHOCKED
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Just found out husband has never seen The Neverending Story
He worked at a Blockbuster. I am SHOCKED
He worked at a Blockbuster. I am SHOCKED
Lulu is allowed to come outside at the end of the night because the patio is clean
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Lulu is allowed to come outside at the end of the night because the patio is clean
My family always made ham rolls (country ham sliced and put on parker house rolls) but country ham is hard to find unless you order one for $100 and it's SO MUCH SALTY HAM
Virginia peeps, is there a regional favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Have a young guest coming for turkey day who is from VA.
Have a young guest coming for turkey day who is from VA.
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My family always made ham rolls (country ham sliced and put on parker house rolls) but country ham is hard to find unless you order one for $100 and it's SO MUCH SALTY HAM
We haven't made ice cream in a hot second so tonight we made chocolate ice cream base (which has to sit overnight) and I'm sneezing out cocoa powder.
Taking recommendations for mix-ins, we do still have some leftover Halloween candy
Taking recommendations for mix-ins, we do still have some leftover Halloween candy
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
We haven't made ice cream in a hot second so tonight we made chocolate ice cream base (which has to sit overnight) and I'm sneezing out cocoa powder.
Taking recommendations for mix-ins, we do still have some leftover Halloween candy
Taking recommendations for mix-ins, we do still have some leftover Halloween candy
Finally FINALLY convinced husband that the only way to go with Thanksgiving dessert is a homemade pumpkin pie
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Finally FINALLY convinced husband that the only way to go with Thanksgiving dessert is a homemade pumpkin pie
We'd be doing it this year but we don't have enough guests (who fries just ONE turkey) and also that oil is EXPENSIVE
Alright. I'm gonna say it. You should deep fry a turkey.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We'd be doing it this year but we don't have enough guests (who fries just ONE turkey) and also that oil is EXPENSIVE
It's way too chilly down here in the tropics so we made a big pot of cheeseburger soup
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's way too chilly down here in the tropics so we made a big pot of cheeseburger soup
Am making a chicken casserole for dinner, recipe courtesy of my mother-in-law, that is very vague. Now I'm a southern cook and I'm down for "just a pinch" recipes but husband is super excited for this casserole from his childhood and i just hope i don't fuck it up
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Am making a chicken casserole for dinner, recipe courtesy of my mother-in-law, that is very vague. Now I'm a southern cook and I'm down for "just a pinch" recipes but husband is super excited for this casserole from his childhood and i just hope i don't fuck it up
The dolphins tree brought good luck today
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The dolphins tree brought good luck today
Went into the office for a full day today
and there was a lot of food and socializing. Now i am SO TIRED
and there was a lot of food and socializing. Now i am SO TIRED
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Went into the office for a full day today
and there was a lot of food and socializing. Now i am SO TIRED
and there was a lot of food and socializing. Now i am SO TIRED
I bought churus to see how fast my cats would eat them. Turns out Lulu is a champ at wolfing them down and Charlie is the slowest ever.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I bought churus to see how fast my cats would eat them. Turns out Lulu is a champ at wolfing them down and Charlie is the slowest ever.