harlan
@crankystars.bsky.social
straight white man but make it trans • 22 • he/they
everyone is doing fun things for halloween and all i did was go to work and come home
in my defense it’s a little hard to do much when you work second shift
in my defense it’s a little hard to do much when you work second shift
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
everyone is doing fun things for halloween and all i did was go to work and come home
in my defense it’s a little hard to do much when you work second shift
in my defense it’s a little hard to do much when you work second shift
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
i crave the south korean costco food court tteokbokki
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i crave the south korean costco food court tteokbokki
the two genders: wine glass and whiskey glass
September 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
the two genders: wine glass and whiskey glass
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bonus: poorly drawn chicken from the background
July 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
bonus: poorly drawn chicken from the background
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on most july 4ths i'm more of a "we know america is evil just eat the fucking hot dog" kind if person but idk if i got it in me this year
July 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
on most july 4ths i'm more of a "we know america is evil just eat the fucking hot dog" kind if person but idk if i got it in me this year
dude you can Not show up someplace on a federal holiday and be confused by the lack of employees. what did you expect
July 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
dude you can Not show up someplace on a federal holiday and be confused by the lack of employees. what did you expect
i need to go back to sleep cause this is basically the middle of the night for me (i loooove working second shift i love not having a normal schedule where 6 am could be an ok time to be awake cause i got enough sleep already. i hope to forever work second shift [/sarcasm])
June 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
i need to go back to sleep cause this is basically the middle of the night for me (i loooove working second shift i love not having a normal schedule where 6 am could be an ok time to be awake cause i got enough sleep already. i hope to forever work second shift [/sarcasm])
what the FUCK is a guy meant to do when waking up at 6 am and finding some sorta giant millipede??? crawling towards his bed and then going down the wall and under his bed??????
what if the giant millipede thing attacks my wife. i can’t defend her from that creature
what if the giant millipede thing attacks my wife. i can’t defend her from that creature
June 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
what the FUCK is a guy meant to do when waking up at 6 am and finding some sorta giant millipede??? crawling towards his bed and then going down the wall and under his bed??????
what if the giant millipede thing attacks my wife. i can’t defend her from that creature
what if the giant millipede thing attacks my wife. i can’t defend her from that creature
wife just came in with an almost Completely black quesadilla and asked “hey is this too burnt?” YES that’s too burnt
May 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
wife just came in with an almost Completely black quesadilla and asked “hey is this too burnt?” YES that’s too burnt
i’m at work (second shift) and a guy comes up and immediately mentions something “we” did this morning as if i was here. do i (20 something white guy) fucking look like the person you interacted with this morning (30 something short black woman) to you, random white man??
April 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i’m at work (second shift) and a guy comes up and immediately mentions something “we” did this morning as if i was here. do i (20 something white guy) fucking look like the person you interacted with this morning (30 something short black woman) to you, random white man??
a man who makes like 5x what i do just was like “ya know what could be good? spending money on a cleaning service” yeah ok bud. i’m sure that’s an easy decision to make when you aren’t paycheck to paycheck
March 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
a man who makes like 5x what i do just was like “ya know what could be good? spending money on a cleaning service” yeah ok bud. i’m sure that’s an easy decision to make when you aren’t paycheck to paycheck
walked into a cafe and asked the barista “is the matcha good?” she Misled me and said “yes it is” and proceeded to hand me the ugliest looking matcha ever
March 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
walked into a cafe and asked the barista “is the matcha good?” she Misled me and said “yes it is” and proceeded to hand me the ugliest looking matcha ever
my teeth feel weird and wrong. what if they fall out of my mouth while i’m sleeping
March 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
my teeth feel weird and wrong. what if they fall out of my mouth while i’m sleeping
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being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:
March 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:
trying to make the difficult decision to either get free dinner or avoid seeing my father at all costs
March 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
trying to make the difficult decision to either get free dinner or avoid seeing my father at all costs
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March 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
anytime i say words on the internet, someone somewhere completely misconstrues what i’m trying to say
March 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
anytime i say words on the internet, someone somewhere completely misconstrues what i’m trying to say
my girlfriend called me a faggot. where are the gay police when you need them
February 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
my girlfriend called me a faggot. where are the gay police when you need them
trying so hard to become besties with a local trans woman that i see at work
February 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
trying so hard to become besties with a local trans woman that i see at work
a couple minutes into the fourth quarter, and we’re at 41 to 23. if we lose i’m gonna join the riot
January 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
a couple minutes into the fourth quarter, and we’re at 41 to 23. if we lose i’m gonna join the riot
one of my favorite pastimes is calling people who are at least 5 years older than me “kid” in my head
January 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
one of my favorite pastimes is calling people who are at least 5 years older than me “kid” in my head
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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rip tiktok. i will miss all the cat videos i have saved. i also had a few recipes i wanted to try. so that’s disappointing
January 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
rip tiktok. i will miss all the cat videos i have saved. i also had a few recipes i wanted to try. so that’s disappointing