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I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
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The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us
May 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us
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good morning i hope everyone’s ween is sufficiently hallowed today 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
good morning i hope everyone’s ween is sufficiently hallowed today 🎃
who up dowsing their rod
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
who up dowsing their rod
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
I thought someone was using the bush outside my office as a drug drop, but it was just a pack of frozen chicken breasts 🐣
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I thought someone was using the bush outside my office as a drug drop, but it was just a pack of frozen chicken breasts 🐣
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Can my body tolerate eating mushrooms? Not really. Do I care? Not really.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Can my body tolerate eating mushrooms? Not really. Do I care? Not really.
there are so many shapes of boy
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
there are so many shapes of boy
My newest pet peeve is when a podcast host searches something online, reads the result, adds "but that's from the AI summary, so maybe it's not true," and then leaves it there.
You've said nothing. You've contributed nothing. Just scroll down! Go to Wikipedia!
You've said nothing. You've contributed nothing. Just scroll down! Go to Wikipedia!
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My newest pet peeve is when a podcast host searches something online, reads the result, adds "but that's from the AI summary, so maybe it's not true," and then leaves it there.
You've said nothing. You've contributed nothing. Just scroll down! Go to Wikipedia!
You've said nothing. You've contributed nothing. Just scroll down! Go to Wikipedia!
"I don't do drugs, I don't know what grams are!"
— Phil Lester (2023)
— Phil Lester (2023)
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"I don't do drugs, I don't know what grams are!"
— Phil Lester (2023)
— Phil Lester (2023)
me: hmm what should I make for dessert today
my very tired husband: ...gay salad
my very tired husband: ...gay salad
October 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
me: hmm what should I make for dessert today
my very tired husband: ...gay salad
my very tired husband: ...gay salad
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There is so much more to me than being super duper gay. I am also very annoying.
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
There is so much more to me than being super duper gay. I am also very annoying.
me: I didn't vote for this guy because he's endorsed by this other guy, who sucks
husband: oh yeah he does suck
me, wondering what policy he's thinking of: you know him?
husband, a delivery driver: yeah he has a stupid driveway
husband: oh yeah he does suck
me, wondering what policy he's thinking of: you know him?
husband, a delivery driver: yeah he has a stupid driveway
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
me: I didn't vote for this guy because he's endorsed by this other guy, who sucks
husband: oh yeah he does suck
me, wondering what policy he's thinking of: you know him?
husband, a delivery driver: yeah he has a stupid driveway
husband: oh yeah he does suck
me, wondering what policy he's thinking of: you know him?
husband, a delivery driver: yeah he has a stupid driveway
who up jostling in their balls
October 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
who up jostling in their balls
who up carousing in their drunkenness
October 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
who up carousing in their drunkenness
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Y'all who keep lecturing protesters to "not give them an excuse" need to pause for a minute. Imagine yourself telling a DV victim, "Be sure not to mouth off or make any mistakes so he won't hit you. Don't give him an excuse! It's what he wants!" That's what you fools sound like.
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Y'all who keep lecturing protesters to "not give them an excuse" need to pause for a minute. Imagine yourself telling a DV victim, "Be sure not to mouth off or make any mistakes so he won't hit you. Don't give him an excuse! It's what he wants!" That's what you fools sound like.
who up decalcifying their pineal gland
October 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
who up decalcifying their pineal gland
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"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!
October 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!
new gender just dropped (via my husband): "ouran girl-boy"
October 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
new gender just dropped (via my husband): "ouran girl-boy"
who up procuring another to execute their task
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
who up procuring another to execute their task
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they should build the star wars bacta tank. it doesnt even matter if it works i just want to float in a warm goo tube for a few hours
September 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
they should build the star wars bacta tank. it doesnt even matter if it works i just want to float in a warm goo tube for a few hours
shoutout to the dumpies in the trees
September 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
shoutout to the dumpies in the trees