I'm slightly tipsy so I'm just gonna say

if any of you fucks out there with disposable income are staying in hotels or still ordering door dash at this particular moment in time you better be tipping with $50 bills

Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.

for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...

watto wonderful world

(beautiful music borrowed from @vinny.vinesauce.com )

happy pride month

"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"

"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"

actually years aren't real! the earth's position around the sun is only but one frame of reference. i prefer to celebrate our "year" orbiting the center of the galaxy (around 230 million of what you earth idiots would call a "year") fuck you !

I love this website

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

seasons greasons everyone

I'm never going to have a better use for this meme.

If you spent your time wisely this year, the daylight savings squid may leave a little ink under your pillow tonight