Emma ✌️🦀
@crabmoney.bsky.social
Writer • Podcaster • Funny Little Guy
Any pronouns!
really I’m just here for the MMOLB posts
Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social
2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
Any pronouns!
really I’m just here for the MMOLB posts
Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social
2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
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As of this morning 4,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. Don’t cross their picket line.
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
JUST IN: This morning, hundreds of baristas have joined our national ULP strike.
☕ The solidarity is strong: For every one barista on strike, dozens more allies have shown up in force to back our cause.
Our strike continues to grow in strength and power! #NoContractNoCoffee
☕ The solidarity is strong: For every one barista on strike, dozens more allies have shown up in force to back our cause.
Our strike continues to grow in strength and power! #NoContractNoCoffee
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
As of this morning 4,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. Don’t cross their picket line.
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
Getting the urge to disappear into the woods again. Surely this is fine
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Getting the urge to disappear into the woods again. Surely this is fine
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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this is *extremely* good
Maybe LLMs speak prep-school (post-) Imperial British English. Because that's what most English knowers globally use.
marcusolang.substack.com/p/im-kenyan-...
marcusolang.substack.com/p/im-kenyan-...
I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Like Me.
I'm calm. I'm calm. I promise.
marcusolang.substack.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
this is *extremely* good
Untitled goose game then and yuppie psycho now
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2019, and what you would say your favourite game of 2019 is now, if it differs
(Grid is just a refresher, you are not restricted to picking it. For a more comprehensive refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...)
(Grid is just a refresher, you are not restricted to picking it. For a more comprehensive refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...)
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Untitled goose game then and yuppie psycho now
Can’t believe I forgot about the Naruto symphony orchestra experience. That should’ve been on my top 3 things of 2025 list
December 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Can’t believe I forgot about the Naruto symphony orchestra experience. That should’ve been on my top 3 things of 2025 list
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Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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just got a memo that says i have to create “trendy video based content tonight” so uhhh i guess i’ll see you all there?
Moonshot is proud to be the newest member of the Sunstone Studios family! We’ll see you tonight on moonshot.mov as we continue our pivot to all-video programming, but in the meantime, please enjoy this message from management!
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
just got a memo that says i have to create “trendy video based content tonight” so uhhh i guess i’ll see you all there?
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It is my official moonshot opinion that this is good. I am happy this is happening. This is positive! I am glad that we have a wonderful PR team to clear our posts about this. Yippie.-John Hopkins
Moonshot is proud to be the newest member of the Sunstone Studios family! We’ll see you tonight on moonshot.mov as we continue our pivot to all-video programming, but in the meantime, please enjoy this message from management!
December 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It is my official moonshot opinion that this is good. I am happy this is happening. This is positive! I am glad that we have a wonderful PR team to clear our posts about this. Yippie.-John Hopkins
Come see a tuna Christmas you still have 4 chances to see me be a whole bunch of funny little freaks
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Come see a tuna Christmas you still have 4 chances to see me be a whole bunch of funny little freaks
New moustache who this
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
New moustache who this
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TOMORROW on moonshot.mov at 1 PM EST: it's time.
Time for chat to control the inner workings of Mt. Holly, that is. Use Crowd Control to help or hinder @citadelofswords.bsky.social as they once again try and make their way towards Room 46!
Time for chat to control the inner workings of Mt. Holly, that is. Use Crowd Control to help or hinder @citadelofswords.bsky.social as they once again try and make their way towards Room 46!
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
TOMORROW on moonshot.mov at 1 PM EST: it's time.
Time for chat to control the inner workings of Mt. Holly, that is. Use Crowd Control to help or hinder @citadelofswords.bsky.social as they once again try and make their way towards Room 46!
Time for chat to control the inner workings of Mt. Holly, that is. Use Crowd Control to help or hinder @citadelofswords.bsky.social as they once again try and make their way towards Room 46!
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every day lately feels like this
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
every day lately feels like this
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Hi all!
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information Project: A ~45 minute mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. Everything is fictional, meaning fake creators played by actors, fake Kickstarter, and fake screens...
docs.google.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hi all!
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
this game fucks so hard. PLEASE play last train to bremen
Thirteen years of retribution, paid in full.
The 2025 Possum Creek edition of LAST TRAIN TO BREMEN, a Tragedy for a Doomed Quartet, is now available on itch: seaexcursion.itch.io/bremen
The 2025 Possum Creek edition of LAST TRAIN TO BREMEN, a Tragedy for a Doomed Quartet, is now available on itch: seaexcursion.itch.io/bremen
Last Train to Bremen by Caro Asercion
A tragedy for a doomed quartet
seaexcursion.itch.io
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
this game fucks so hard. PLEASE play last train to bremen
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these bloodsoaked pages were found in the back of antique luggage and have been restored with original linographs for your enjoyment! my favorite game of 2024 once more in PDF
Thirteen years of retribution, paid in full.
The 2025 Possum Creek edition of LAST TRAIN TO BREMEN, a Tragedy for a Doomed Quartet, is now available on itch: seaexcursion.itch.io/bremen
The 2025 Possum Creek edition of LAST TRAIN TO BREMEN, a Tragedy for a Doomed Quartet, is now available on itch: seaexcursion.itch.io/bremen
Last Train to Bremen by Caro Asercion
A tragedy for a doomed quartet
seaexcursion.itch.io
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
these bloodsoaked pages were found in the back of antique luggage and have been restored with original linographs for your enjoyment! my favorite game of 2024 once more in PDF
sure. tech week complete. it's opening night, bitches
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
sure. tech week complete. it's opening night, bitches
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
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December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Nigerian meat pie for breakfast is curing all my ails I think
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Nigerian meat pie for breakfast is curing all my ails I think
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"do you want to hear about the worst season by bWAR ever?"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
more Least Valuable Players content - enjoy 2300 words about what i'm pretty sure is the worst baseball team in modern history
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"do you want to hear about the worst season by bWAR ever?"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
Ate shit on stage mid-scene. Sure. Tech week
Still at rehearsal. Sure. Tech week
Sure. Tech week
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ate shit on stage mid-scene. Sure. Tech week
Still at rehearsal. Sure. Tech week
Sure. Tech week
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Still at rehearsal. Sure. Tech week