Emma ✌️🦀
@crabmoney.bsky.social
Writer • Podcaster • Funny Little Guy
Any pronouns!
really I’m just here for the MMOLB posts
Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social
2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
Any pronouns!
really I’m just here for the MMOLB posts
Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social
2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
Did you know I’m in a show that opens in less than a month. Did you know if you’re nearby you can come see it. Did you know I get to teach a pantomimed coyote the magic of Christmas
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Did you know I’m in a show that opens in less than a month. Did you know if you’re nearby you can come see it. Did you know I get to teach a pantomimed coyote the magic of Christmas
The stream is OVER my headache is GONE and I am happy to be your new MOONSHOT TITLE BELT HOLDER. It’s an honor @moonshotpods.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The stream is OVER my headache is GONE and I am happy to be your new MOONSHOT TITLE BELT HOLDER. It’s an honor @moonshotpods.bsky.social
TOMORROW (PROBABLY) ON UNNATURAL SELECTION: Join Emma and @domsdickey.bsky.social in the year 2035 so we can see just how helpful the robots have become over time. Wait, what? What do you mean the adaptation of Isaac Asimov's I, Robot short story collection is a 2004 Will Smith cop movie? How??? 🤖
October 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
TOMORROW (PROBABLY) ON UNNATURAL SELECTION: Join Emma and @domsdickey.bsky.social in the year 2035 so we can see just how helpful the robots have become over time. Wait, what? What do you mean the adaptation of Isaac Asimov's I, Robot short story collection is a 2004 Will Smith cop movie? How??? 🤖
THIS MONDAY: Unnatural Selection is back from a brief hiatus with the return of @corpserevivers.bsky.social to talk about Stephen King's Christine and its John Carpenter adaptation! Let's discuss if California and Pennsylvania are the same, must a King movie be "good", and guys being dudes 🚘👻📻
September 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
THIS MONDAY: Unnatural Selection is back from a brief hiatus with the return of @corpserevivers.bsky.social to talk about Stephen King's Christine and its John Carpenter adaptation! Let's discuss if California and Pennsylvania are the same, must a King movie be "good", and guys being dudes 🚘👻📻
Walked into my office. Saw this. Immediately said “oh no” and walked out of my office.
August 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Walked into my office. Saw this. Immediately said “oh no” and walked out of my office.
This print I got at flamecon has completely rewired my brain. I cannot stop thinking about fitch. My friends cannot stop thinking about fitch. My DAD requested I get him his own fitch. Fitch.
August 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This print I got at flamecon has completely rewired my brain. I cannot stop thinking about fitch. My friends cannot stop thinking about fitch. My DAD requested I get him his own fitch. Fitch.
Guys I might be getting too good at impersonating @kayleerowena.com at cons
August 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Guys I might be getting too good at impersonating @kayleerowena.com at cons
Smudge found a new place to hide from the storm yesterday
August 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Smudge found a new place to hide from the storm yesterday
Seeing my friends do this so perhaps…. I will too 👀
July 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Seeing my friends do this so perhaps…. I will too 👀
THIS FRIDAY ON UNNATURAL SELECTION: @follypersist.bsky.social and I read what we assumed was the most correct version of T.H. White's The Sword in the Stone to compare to the Disney animated adaptation. As it turns out we would be WRONG. Where is our ant fascism? The geese? Who tf is Madam Mim??? 🧙🐿️
July 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
THIS FRIDAY ON UNNATURAL SELECTION: @follypersist.bsky.social and I read what we assumed was the most correct version of T.H. White's The Sword in the Stone to compare to the Disney animated adaptation. As it turns out we would be WRONG. Where is our ant fascism? The geese? Who tf is Madam Mim??? 🧙🐿️
there is so much joy on the goat bus @barrelhouse.bsky.social
June 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
there is so much joy on the goat bus @barrelhouse.bsky.social
NEXT WEEK ON UNNATURAL SELECTION: it’s June so you know what that means! Vampires werewolves and MAGStock oh my! (Emma has already finished reading eclipse but shhhh don’t tell Kat)
June 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
NEXT WEEK ON UNNATURAL SELECTION: it’s June so you know what that means! Vampires werewolves and MAGStock oh my! (Emma has already finished reading eclipse but shhhh don’t tell Kat)
Guy who lives on my work desk
June 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Guy who lives on my work desk
It’s JUST like sardines in here
May 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It’s JUST like sardines in here
it's just like sardines in here
May 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
it's just like sardines in here
I have found Jeff a podcast partner. I have remembered which Pokemon drops mucus. It’s time to hold out for a hero moonshot.mov
May 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have found Jeff a podcast partner. I have remembered which Pokemon drops mucus. It’s time to hold out for a hero moonshot.mov
yeah im pretty happy with how this turned out thanks for choosing my decree king riley
May 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
yeah im pretty happy with how this turned out thanks for choosing my decree king riley
y'all fuckers work fast
May 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
y'all fuckers work fast
Next week on Unnatural Selection: It's time for @jeffstormer.gobirds.online and my good friend Jonathan Harker to go on a trip to Transylvania. As fans of @draculadaily.bsky.social we decided this year to watch Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992). It has the cowboy so it HAS to be the most faithful, right?
May 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Next week on Unnatural Selection: It's time for @jeffstormer.gobirds.online and my good friend Jonathan Harker to go on a trip to Transylvania. As fans of @draculadaily.bsky.social we decided this year to watch Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992). It has the cowboy so it HAS to be the most faithful, right?
extra extra local menace deletes entire columns from work spreadsheets, faces no consequences
May 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
extra extra local menace deletes entire columns from work spreadsheets, faces no consequences