Emma ✌️🦀
@crabmoney.bsky.social
Writer • Podcaster • Funny Little Guy
Any pronouns!
really I’m just here for the MMOLB posts
Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social
2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
Any pronouns!
really I’m just here for the MMOLB posts
Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social
2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
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if you are looking for something delightful this evening I recommend the Season 9 Normal Gossip premiere with Malala
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
if you are looking for something delightful this evening I recommend the Season 9 Normal Gossip premiere with Malala
This has been a highlight for me both years of ground control Baltimore I love making people learn about this dumb state. also there were guest questions and an entire guest category by @rememberthatguy.bsky.social !
ALSO I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THIS ONE
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
Eff You, Too! || Ground Control 2025
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This has been a highlight for me both years of ground control Baltimore I love making people learn about this dumb state. also there were guest questions and an entire guest category by @rememberthatguy.bsky.social !
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ALSO I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THIS ONE
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
Eff You, Too! || Ground Control 2025
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ALSO I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THIS ONE
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
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So you are telling me target, a brand whose value has consistently fallen over 2025 because it failed to align with its customer base's more progressive values via business decisions, has teamed up with starbucks (while their employees are striking) to try and drive up traffic? Brilliant gambit, sir
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
So you are telling me target, a brand whose value has consistently fallen over 2025 because it failed to align with its customer base's more progressive values via business decisions, has teamed up with starbucks (while their employees are striking) to try and drive up traffic? Brilliant gambit, sir
forgor to post but this month’s unnatural selection will be late bc 1. Ground control at my brain and 2. Greg is my guest and we think it’d be cute to record on our anniversary this weekend bc this month is on the book/movie that gave them an opening to slide into my dms 5 years ago
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
forgor to post but this month’s unnatural selection will be late bc 1. Ground control at my brain and 2. Greg is my guest and we think it’d be cute to record on our anniversary this weekend bc this month is on the book/movie that gave them an opening to slide into my dms 5 years ago
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The keighleys will always harm me but blue prince snub is a huge sign to how much of a bullshit show it is
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The keighleys will always harm me but blue prince snub is a huge sign to how much of a bullshit show it is
Bummed that I’m missing pax unplugged for the second year in a row BUT at least this year it is for the good reason of Greg and I have anniversary plans
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Bummed that I’m missing pax unplugged for the second year in a row BUT at least this year it is for the good reason of Greg and I have anniversary plans
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if you have ever wondered who the Least Valuable Player was in a given year for MLB (AL/NL by bWAR), the NBA/BAA (by winshares), the WNBA (also winshares), the NHL (by pointshares), or the NFL (by AV from 1960-pres), then boy howdy do we have a spreadsheet for you
RTG? Least Valuable Player Awards - Public
docs.google.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
if you have ever wondered who the Least Valuable Player was in a given year for MLB (AL/NL by bWAR), the NBA/BAA (by winshares), the WNBA (also winshares), the NHL (by pointshares), or the NFL (by AV from 1960-pres), then boy howdy do we have a spreadsheet for you
Did you know I’m in a show that opens in less than a month. Did you know if you’re nearby you can come see it. Did you know I get to teach a pantomimed coyote the magic of Christmas
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Did you know I’m in a show that opens in less than a month. Did you know if you’re nearby you can come see it. Did you know I get to teach a pantomimed coyote the magic of Christmas
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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i've been listening to a ton of @corpserevivers.bsky.social + @jeffstormer.gobirds.online 's BATMAN: BUMP IN THE NIGHT podcast lately & wanted to try drawing a cover for one of the issues 🦇🦇🦇
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i've been listening to a ton of @corpserevivers.bsky.social + @jeffstormer.gobirds.online 's BATMAN: BUMP IN THE NIGHT podcast lately & wanted to try drawing a cover for one of the issues 🦇🦇🦇
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please derive joy from my inexperience
this was so fun lmao
this was so fun lmao
During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
please derive joy from my inexperience
this was so fun lmao
this was so fun lmao
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i had so much fun filming and editing this. thank you to @badfuckinpodcasts.com @punkdyke.bsky.social jacqueline swampert and @kamkonek.bsky.social for being extremely good sports, and @citadelofswords.bsky.social for being my little alex horne
During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i had so much fun filming and editing this. thank you to @badfuckinpodcasts.com @punkdyke.bsky.social jacqueline swampert and @kamkonek.bsky.social for being extremely good sports, and @citadelofswords.bsky.social for being my little alex horne
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I got the most meat out of the crab, but as a Jew I can't eat it #MakesYouThink
During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I got the most meat out of the crab, but as a Jew I can't eat it #MakesYouThink
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Thinking I'm tired of not being champion. Congrats and count your days, bestie.
The stream is OVER my headache is GONE and I am happy to be your new MOONSHOT TITLE BELT HOLDER. It’s an honor @moonshotpods.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Thinking I'm tired of not being champion. Congrats and count your days, bestie.
I took two of these people to open crabs properly today. i can proudly say their techniques have improved but my GOD
During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I took two of these people to open crabs properly today. i can proudly say their techniques have improved but my GOD
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During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
Now that ground control is over I can celebrate the other most important thing that happened in Baltimore which is that my college roommate and his little dog moved back and now I can bother billy whenever I want
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Now that ground control is over I can celebrate the other most important thing that happened in Baltimore which is that my college roommate and his little dog moved back and now I can bother billy whenever I want
The euphoria of teaching a bunch of midwesterners how to pick crabs in the middle of my work day has cured all my ailments I think. Also everything smells like old bay now
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The euphoria of teaching a bunch of midwesterners how to pick crabs in the middle of my work day has cured all my ailments I think. Also everything smells like old bay now
The stream is OVER my headache is GONE and I am happy to be your new MOONSHOT TITLE BELT HOLDER. It’s an honor @moonshotpods.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The stream is OVER my headache is GONE and I am happy to be your new MOONSHOT TITLE BELT HOLDER. It’s an honor @moonshotpods.bsky.social
$7,097 is CRAZY thank you all so much who tuned in, shared the stream, donated, and supported us behind the scenes. your generosity is going to make a huge difference in the lives of a lot of people currently going through some absolutely horrible times and that’s something to be proud of
Thank you so much for spending the last 27 hours with us at Moonshot's 2025 Ground Control! With your help we raised $7097 for CASA! You continue to blow us away with your generosity! Until next year!
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
$7,097 is CRAZY thank you all so much who tuned in, shared the stream, donated, and supported us behind the scenes. your generosity is going to make a huge difference in the lives of a lot of people currently going through some absolutely horrible times and that’s something to be proud of
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Thank you so much for spending the last 27 hours with us at Moonshot's 2025 Ground Control! With your help we raised $7097 for CASA! You continue to blow us away with your generosity! Until next year!
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thank you so much for spending the last 27 hours with us at Moonshot's 2025 Ground Control! With your help we raised $7097 for CASA! You continue to blow us away with your generosity! Until next year!
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Thank you so much for spending the last 27 hours with us at Moonshot's 2025 Ground Control! With your help we raised $7097 for CASA! You continue to blow us away with your generosity! Until next year!
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Fucked up that I drew this and then immediately became a life size rendition due to Headache Disease
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Fucked up that I drew this and then immediately became a life size rendition due to Headache Disease
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THE HUNT IS ON, GAMERS, WE RAISED $6000
The first time @crabmoney.bsky.social and I met in person we talked about organizing an in-person game of hide and seek in the city of Philadelphia, with video clues shared to a team of hunters running through famous city landmarks.
If we raise $6000, we will make this absurd chase dream a reality.
If we raise $6000, we will make this absurd chase dream a reality.
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
THE HUNT IS ON, GAMERS, WE RAISED $6000