Cristobal 🇦🇷
@cr1stobal.bsky.social
Data + Python + Shitposting + Cats
Soy eso que todos odian: un tibio
Soy eso que todos odian: un tibio
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
Tu último meme guardado es tu filosofía moral.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Tu último meme guardado es tu filosofía moral.
Para pagar el viaje en el 29 me equivoque y en vez de apoyar la sube le mandé la tarjeta de crédito. Y funcionó, me cobró el viaje! Que maravillosa es la tecnología!
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Para pagar el viaje en el 29 me equivoque y en vez de apoyar la sube le mandé la tarjeta de crédito. Y funcionó, me cobró el viaje! Que maravillosa es la tecnología!
Soy un dinosaurio que a veces todavía lee el diario de papel. Hoy vi esto en Clarín y me reí
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Soy un dinosaurio que a veces todavía lee el diario de papel. Hoy vi esto en Clarín y me reí
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
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Imagine if people were starving to death all around you, but not because they couldn't find food, just because they weren't hungry. No matter how thin they got, they weren't hungry, and just died.
I don't think the fertility collapse feels like this, but it seems like it should.
I don't think the fertility collapse feels like this, but it seems like it should.
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Imagine if people were starving to death all around you, but not because they couldn't find food, just because they weren't hungry. No matter how thin they got, they weren't hungry, and just died.
I don't think the fertility collapse feels like this, but it seems like it should.
I don't think the fertility collapse feels like this, but it seems like it should.
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Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
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Esta noche finalmente voy a ver pulp fiction, hace mil años la tenía pendiente
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Esta noche finalmente voy a ver pulp fiction, hace mil años la tenía pendiente
This is so bad it's actually good 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is so bad it's actually good 🤣
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I’ve been more appreciative of bluesky lately but, still, this is not great.
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’ve been more appreciative of bluesky lately but, still, this is not great.
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al final el verdadero lujo termina siendo tener una vida tranquila
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
al final el verdadero lujo termina siendo tener una vida tranquila
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Being an overthinker and an underdoer is tough
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Being an overthinker and an underdoer is tough
Muy a favor de la boleta única de papel
October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Muy a favor de la boleta única de papel
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¿Se han puesto a pensar que si hicieran "Dr House" en esta época todos los capítulos serían los protagonistas debatiendo ideas con ChatGPT?
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
¿Se han puesto a pensar que si hicieran "Dr House" en esta época todos los capítulos serían los protagonistas debatiendo ideas con ChatGPT?
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some people were born to help, some people were born to innovate. me? i was born to reset my password
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
some people were born to help, some people were born to innovate. me? i was born to reset my password
😱
October 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children
"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
www.dexerto.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children
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Today's a fantastic day to make no configuration changes to your production environments. If something goes wonky, you'll go mad trying to figure out if it's the AWS issue (possibly reflected through a vendor of yours who uses them) vs. your own shitty, shitty code.
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Today's a fantastic day to make no configuration changes to your production environments. If something goes wonky, you'll go mad trying to figure out if it's the AWS issue (possibly reflected through a vendor of yours who uses them) vs. your own shitty, shitty code.