CpnLag | Had an Epiphany
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Existing? Just a very tired and fatalistic person.
Now with more self realization.
Now with more self realization.
Pinned
There is nothing for you here. This is not a place of honor. Nothing of value is here.
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If you've never watched or read Devilman, it truly is one of those Rosetta stone texts that pops up E V E R Y W H E R E.
Guts and Griffith? That's Devilman
Kamui and Fuuma? Shoujo Devilman
Kaworu and Shinji? Speedrun Devilman
Madoka and Homura? Yuri Devilman
Guts and Griffith? That's Devilman
Kamui and Fuuma? Shoujo Devilman
Kaworu and Shinji? Speedrun Devilman
Madoka and Homura? Yuri Devilman
Girl help my partner just called The Shining "the Devilman of Complicated White Man movies."
(she is not wrong)
(she is not wrong)
December 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If you've never watched or read Devilman, it truly is one of those Rosetta stone texts that pops up E V E R Y W H E R E.
Guts and Griffith? That's Devilman
Kamui and Fuuma? Shoujo Devilman
Kaworu and Shinji? Speedrun Devilman
Madoka and Homura? Yuri Devilman
Guts and Griffith? That's Devilman
Kamui and Fuuma? Shoujo Devilman
Kaworu and Shinji? Speedrun Devilman
Madoka and Homura? Yuri Devilman
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Girl help my partner just called The Shining "the Devilman of Complicated White Man movies."
(she is not wrong)
(she is not wrong)
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Girl help my partner just called The Shining "the Devilman of Complicated White Man movies."
(she is not wrong)
(she is not wrong)
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
Happy Crimbo
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Happy Crimbo
The Battlefield 6 campaign is a messy and kind of generic military action thriller designed to justify using a fictional PMC vs NATO for MP but it was kinda fun and I need a boonie hat Gecko playable for MP
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Battlefield 6 campaign is a messy and kind of generic military action thriller designed to justify using a fictional PMC vs NATO for MP but it was kinda fun and I need a boonie hat Gecko playable for MP
Had a thought a little bit ago, is there any scifi work that has implemented single shot, disposable or swapable rail guns as ST weapons.
I'm thinking like an RPG-7, Javelin or MLAW kinda thing. Point, shoot, delete tank, then drop it or replace the tube depending on design.
I'm thinking like an RPG-7, Javelin or MLAW kinda thing. Point, shoot, delete tank, then drop it or replace the tube depending on design.
December 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Had a thought a little bit ago, is there any scifi work that has implemented single shot, disposable or swapable rail guns as ST weapons.
I'm thinking like an RPG-7, Javelin or MLAW kinda thing. Point, shoot, delete tank, then drop it or replace the tube depending on design.
I'm thinking like an RPG-7, Javelin or MLAW kinda thing. Point, shoot, delete tank, then drop it or replace the tube depending on design.
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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A Christmas Carol (1951)
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A Christmas Carol (1951)
I might be desperate for work, but I am not desperate enough to talk to a staffing agency named 'John Galt Staffing Agency'
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I might be desperate for work, but I am not desperate enough to talk to a staffing agency named 'John Galt Staffing Agency'
Ace Combat 8 hot damn
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Ace Combat 8 hot damn
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Miracle on Rule 34th Street (1994)
December 22, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Miracle on Rule 34th Street (1994)
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Staff? In this economy?
Picture of the staff who operate this blue sky account:
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Staff? In this economy?
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Accidentally found out I have a 1-star review from a man claiming my writing is filled with immature language and that the sex scenes are bad. So buy the book and find out the before and after of this 1⭐ sex scene.
storyoriginapp.com/universalboo...
📚👀 🪐🌶️💙 🧙♂️⚔️
storyoriginapp.com/universalboo...
📚👀 🪐🌶️💙 🧙♂️⚔️
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Accidentally found out I have a 1-star review from a man claiming my writing is filled with immature language and that the sex scenes are bad. So buy the book and find out the before and after of this 1⭐ sex scene.
storyoriginapp.com/universalboo...
📚👀 🪐🌶️💙 🧙♂️⚔️
storyoriginapp.com/universalboo...
📚👀 🪐🌶️💙 🧙♂️⚔️
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Wanna feel old?
199X was between 2X and 3X years ago.
199X was between 2X and 3X years ago.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Wanna feel old?
199X was between 2X and 3X years ago.
199X was between 2X and 3X years ago.
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happy kissinger death day (actual), i’m having pie for breakfast.
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
happy kissinger death day (observed), i’m having pie for breakfast.
actual kissinger death day is tomorrow, and i’ll prob have pie for breakfast then, too.
either way, congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
actual kissinger death day is tomorrow, and i’ll prob have pie for breakfast then, too.
either way, congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
happy kissinger death day (actual), i’m having pie for breakfast.
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
Our youngest dog tries her best to get MREs. We think she was a soldier in a past life
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Our youngest dog tries her best to get MREs. We think she was a soldier in a past life
I for one look forward to Stranger Things the sequel set in the 90s and using Magic the Gathering instead of DnD.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I for one look forward to Stranger Things the sequel set in the 90s and using Magic the Gathering instead of DnD.
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Bats are precious babies
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Bats are precious babies
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
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