CpnLag | Had an Epiphany
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CpnLag | Had an Epiphany
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Existing? Just a very tired and fatalistic person.
Now with more self realization.
Pinned
There is nothing for you here. This is not a place of honor. Nothing of value is here.
Forbidden Soy Sauce (Iodine Antiseptic wash)
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 AM
My expectations for the year were low but holy shit
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I love loving in a deep red state. Getting blind drunk would be more productive than trying to contact my congress critters about ... anything really.
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 AM
What the actual fuck
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I think I would have had a nervous breakdown by now if my spouse and our dogs + cats weren't so wonderful.
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
New Year I guess.
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Protocol on Prohibitions or Restrictions on the Use of Mimes, Booby-Traps and Other Comedy Devices.

Convention on the Prohibition of the Use, Stockpiling, Production and Transfer of Anti-Personnel Mimes and on their Destruction of 1997.
December 31, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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If you've never watched or read Devilman, it truly is one of those Rosetta stone texts that pops up E V E R Y W H E R E.

Guts and Griffith? That's Devilman

Kamui and Fuuma? Shoujo Devilman

Kaworu and Shinji? Speedrun Devilman

Madoka and Homura? Yuri Devilman
Girl help my partner just called The Shining "the Devilman of Complicated White Man movies."

(she is not wrong)
December 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Girl help my partner just called The Shining "the Devilman of Complicated White Man movies."

(she is not wrong)
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Don't forget to make sure your #NewYear is #UnionMade! aflcio.org/new-years-eve
Union-Made in America New Year's Eve | AFL-CIO
Find New Year's Eve supplies that carry a union label and are made in America.
aflcio.org
December 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Happy Crimbo
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The Battlefield 6 campaign is a messy and kind of generic military action thriller designed to justify using a fictional PMC vs NATO for MP but it was kinda fun and I need a boonie hat Gecko playable for MP
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Had a thought a little bit ago, is there any scifi work that has implemented single shot, disposable or swapable rail guns as ST weapons.

I'm thinking like an RPG-7, Javelin or MLAW kinda thing. Point, shoot, delete tank, then drop it or replace the tube depending on design.
December 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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A Christmas Carol (1951)
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I might be desperate for work, but I am not desperate enough to talk to a staffing agency named 'John Galt Staffing Agency'
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ace Combat 8 hot damn
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Miracle on Rule 34th Street (1994)
December 22, 2023 at 3:41 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Staff? In this economy?
Picture of the staff who operate this blue sky account:
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Accidentally found out I have a 1-star review from a man claiming my writing is filled with immature language and that the sex scenes are bad. So buy the book and find out the before and after of this 1⭐ sex scene.

storyoriginapp.com/universalboo...

📚👀 🪐🌶️💙 🧙‍♂️⚔️
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Wanna feel old?

199X was between 2X and 3X years ago.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM