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It’s been hard for me to meet ladies who like to get freaky ever since Joann Fabrics closed
July 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Everything is awful. Please enjoy some baby ducks (and a proud mama). #birds 🪶
July 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Still punk as fuck I say to myself as I fill my pill container for the week
June 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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The “iF iT’s GLoBaL wArMiNG, tHeN wHy iS WiNtEr sOoO cOoOoLd” crowd real fuckin’ quiet during these insane heat and humidity waves 🤔
June 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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the T in STEM actually stands for Transgender
April 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and still have a lot of love for you no matter what”
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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You can’t “try harder” your way out of disability.

Yoga and touching grass won’t cure chronic illness.

The hospital won’t magically fix you.

It’s not a vacation. We didn’t choose this existence. No one asked our permission.

It’s one of the only minority groups you can join at any time.
April 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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It’s a miracle any non-white, non straight, non-citizen person in America is getting any work done right now—

—While the regime is actively trying to purge us from government, workplaces, universities from its websites, and from society in general.
April 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Why would you go to bed just because you are very tired? Instead, keep scrolling. There will certainly be a reward for this
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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i mean, fuck
February 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I heart Tina Smith.
February 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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In my video about this I made the case that knowing there’s a 3% chance an asteroid will hit us is amazing news because at any other point in history we would have no idea at all.

But it also sucks: modern life is too full of things to worry about that, previously, we just wouldn’t know existed.
February 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I used to have a good brain. I used to remember things.
February 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Going back to dial-up so I get my bad news slower
February 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM