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Angry Opossum
@cosmikslug.bsky.social
· Feb 5
I am so sorry that this is how i met some of you. I wish you could see how much i love Ducktales, or my obsession with animals, or even my crass humor. I wish that grief wasnt burning me alive.
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5yo: Can I have a cookie?
Me: The rule is no treats before dinner
5: I'm taking a cookie
Me: You know you aren't allowed.
5: *climbing on a chair and taking a handful of cookies*
Me: That's literally against the rules!
5: *munching on a mouthful of cookies*
This post isn't about cookies.
Me: The rule is no treats before dinner
5: I'm taking a cookie
Me: You know you aren't allowed.
5: *climbing on a chair and taking a handful of cookies*
Me: That's literally against the rules!
5: *munching on a mouthful of cookies*
This post isn't about cookies.
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
5yo: Can I have a cookie?
Me: The rule is no treats before dinner
5: I'm taking a cookie
Me: You know you aren't allowed.
5: *climbing on a chair and taking a handful of cookies*
Me: That's literally against the rules!
5: *munching on a mouthful of cookies*
This post isn't about cookies.
Me: The rule is no treats before dinner
5: I'm taking a cookie
Me: You know you aren't allowed.
5: *climbing on a chair and taking a handful of cookies*
Me: That's literally against the rules!
5: *munching on a mouthful of cookies*
This post isn't about cookies.
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normalize making rivers run red from the blood of your freshly slain enemies
February 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
normalize making rivers run red from the blood of your freshly slain enemies
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If you're writing for a paywalled organisation, you don't get to complain about people only reading the clickbait headline, them's the rules. If you don't want your beautifully nuanced column judged on a terrible clickbait headline, take it up with your employer.
February 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you're writing for a paywalled organisation, you don't get to complain about people only reading the clickbait headline, them's the rules. If you don't want your beautifully nuanced column judged on a terrible clickbait headline, take it up with your employer.
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“The leadership parking level is filled with teslas”. From a patriot working for US the American people at the OPM.
An important first-person account from someone inside OPM:
I Work in the Office Carrying Out the Government Purge. Here’s What I Want You to Know.
We’re as freaked out and angry as everyone else.
slate.com
February 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“The leadership parking level is filled with teslas”. From a patriot working for US the American people at the OPM.
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EVERY SINGLE CITY, IN EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY, NEEDS TO DO THIS
WHEN WE TAKE AWAY THEIR WEALTH WE ALSO TAKE AWAY THEIR POWER
#PeoplePower #StrengthInNumbers #BoycottBezos #BoycottMusk #BoycottZuckerberg
February 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
EVERY SINGLE CITY, IN EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY, NEEDS TO DO THIS
WHEN WE TAKE AWAY THEIR WEALTH WE ALSO TAKE AWAY THEIR POWER
#PeoplePower #StrengthInNumbers #BoycottBezos #BoycottMusk #BoycottZuckerberg
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H5N1 Bird Flu is a
About to Go Global.
The D1.1 strain in Nevada, with the PB2 D701N mutation, is spreading faster in dairy herds than the B3.13 strain.
Migrating birds will carry it worldwide, raising the risk of mammalian outbreaks.
This is no longer just a U.S. issue it’s a global threat.
About to Go Global.
The D1.1 strain in Nevada, with the PB2 D701N mutation, is spreading faster in dairy herds than the B3.13 strain.
Migrating birds will carry it worldwide, raising the risk of mammalian outbreaks.
This is no longer just a U.S. issue it’s a global threat.
February 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
H5N1 Bird Flu is a
About to Go Global.
The D1.1 strain in Nevada, with the PB2 D701N mutation, is spreading faster in dairy herds than the B3.13 strain.
Migrating birds will carry it worldwide, raising the risk of mammalian outbreaks.
This is no longer just a U.S. issue it’s a global threat.
About to Go Global.
The D1.1 strain in Nevada, with the PB2 D701N mutation, is spreading faster in dairy herds than the B3.13 strain.
Migrating birds will carry it worldwide, raising the risk of mammalian outbreaks.
This is no longer just a U.S. issue it’s a global threat.
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pedophile has problem with anti-pedophile song
February 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
pedophile has problem with anti-pedophile song
Hear me out.
We give musk the mars money and a medal saying he’s president of mars and has to oversee the mission. He blows up in his rocket. We have DJT and Congress watch the show from the Launchpad.
Problem solved.
We give musk the mars money and a medal saying he’s president of mars and has to oversee the mission. He blows up in his rocket. We have DJT and Congress watch the show from the Launchpad.
Problem solved.
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hear me out.
We give musk the mars money and a medal saying he’s president of mars and has to oversee the mission. He blows up in his rocket. We have DJT and Congress watch the show from the Launchpad.
Problem solved.
We give musk the mars money and a medal saying he’s president of mars and has to oversee the mission. He blows up in his rocket. We have DJT and Congress watch the show from the Launchpad.
Problem solved.
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Or as they’re otherwise known, “immigrants”
February 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Or as they’re otherwise known, “immigrants”
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The least humane religionists are often those who've shelved their Bibles or Qurans.
Christianity Today's editor-in-chief warns that US evangelical Christianity is lurching so far to the right that it's considering Jesus' teachings "weak."
How can a Christian eschew Christ himself?
Christianity Today's editor-in-chief warns that US evangelical Christianity is lurching so far to the right that it's considering Jesus' teachings "weak."
How can a Christian eschew Christ himself?
February 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The least humane religionists are often those who've shelved their Bibles or Qurans.
Christianity Today's editor-in-chief warns that US evangelical Christianity is lurching so far to the right that it's considering Jesus' teachings "weak."
How can a Christian eschew Christ himself?
Christianity Today's editor-in-chief warns that US evangelical Christianity is lurching so far to the right that it's considering Jesus' teachings "weak."
How can a Christian eschew Christ himself?
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Sign of these crappy times: this week Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale, now 40 years old, is back on the Canadian bestsellers list.
February 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sign of these crappy times: this week Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale, now 40 years old, is back on the Canadian bestsellers list.
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Today the @nytimes.com sought to whitewash its central role in laundering anti-trans falsehoods and turbocharging anti-trans attacks nationwide. My reporting showed that editorial leadership was aware of this depravity which is why this disingenuous piece can’t erase the scale of what they’ve done.
February 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Today the @nytimes.com sought to whitewash its central role in laundering anti-trans falsehoods and turbocharging anti-trans attacks nationwide. My reporting showed that editorial leadership was aware of this depravity which is why this disingenuous piece can’t erase the scale of what they’ve done.
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1/My statement on learning through news reports that my #securityclearance has just been revoked.
February 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
1/My statement on learning through news reports that my #securityclearance has just been revoked.
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I feel like we remove power from amazon by NOT TALKING ABOUT AMAZON.
Mention the library. Mention the indie bookseller. Mention the direct stores.
LINK to the publisher or the direct store or the author website.
You don’t even have to bring up Amazon or link to them.
Mention the library. Mention the indie bookseller. Mention the direct stores.
LINK to the publisher or the direct store or the author website.
You don’t even have to bring up Amazon or link to them.
February 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I feel like we remove power from amazon by NOT TALKING ABOUT AMAZON.
Mention the library. Mention the indie bookseller. Mention the direct stores.
LINK to the publisher or the direct store or the author website.
You don’t even have to bring up Amazon or link to them.
Mention the library. Mention the indie bookseller. Mention the direct stores.
LINK to the publisher or the direct store or the author website.
You don’t even have to bring up Amazon or link to them.
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Conservatives have no philosophical or intellectual base of belief aside from being cruel dickheads and being offended when they aren’t allowed to be
February 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Conservatives have no philosophical or intellectual base of belief aside from being cruel dickheads and being offended when they aren’t allowed to be
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