corp0realGlitch
@corp0realglitch.bsky.social
they/them
18+ only please for followers
Dead dove consumer/reposter, striderAppreciator, puppet aficionado?
Mostly Homestuck. Some kink talk.
(Banner art by @bbeiex, avatar by @abjectimpulse)
18+ only please for followers
Dead dove consumer/reposter, striderAppreciator, puppet aficionado?
Mostly Homestuck. Some kink talk.
(Banner art by @bbeiex, avatar by @abjectimpulse)
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Musing about the latest nonsense in the US. Every day I wake up a criminal for the crime of knowing myself, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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1. [character] did nothing wrong.
2. Okay, they did a lot of things wrong, but they were justified.
3. Well, it was UNDERSTANDABLE given the circumstances, right?
4. All right, it was a little fucked up.
5. Fine, it was a LOT fucked up, but it's okay because it gives me a boner.
2. Okay, they did a lot of things wrong, but they were justified.
3. Well, it was UNDERSTANDABLE given the circumstances, right?
4. All right, it was a little fucked up.
5. Fine, it was a LOT fucked up, but it's okay because it gives me a boner.
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
1. [character] did nothing wrong.
2. Okay, they did a lot of things wrong, but they were justified.
3. Well, it was UNDERSTANDABLE given the circumstances, right?
4. All right, it was a little fucked up.
5. Fine, it was a LOT fucked up, but it's okay because it gives me a boner.
2. Okay, they did a lot of things wrong, but they were justified.
3. Well, it was UNDERSTANDABLE given the circumstances, right?
4. All right, it was a little fucked up.
5. Fine, it was a LOT fucked up, but it's okay because it gives me a boner.
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Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
August 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
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December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
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Patreon Policy Team emailed creators saying they'll host a livestream clarifying existing 18+ guidelines on DEC 11.
If you're a creator please show up!
You can submit issues you'd like them to cover in the rsvp form.
If you're a creator please show up!
You can submit issues you'd like them to cover in the rsvp form.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Patreon Policy Team emailed creators saying they'll host a livestream clarifying existing 18+ guidelines on DEC 11.
If you're a creator please show up!
You can submit issues you'd like them to cover in the rsvp form.
If you're a creator please show up!
You can submit issues you'd like them to cover in the rsvp form.
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THROWING HER AT YOU FULL FORCE
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
THROWING HER AT YOU FULL FORCE
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when a queer creator, especially a furry creator, has a kink account or NSFW account separate from their main, it's your duty as a bystander to shut the fuck up and keep going instead of Moral panicking abt it and sexually harassing that person by "exposing" their fetishes and porn to random people
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
when a queer creator, especially a furry creator, has a kink account or NSFW account separate from their main, it's your duty as a bystander to shut the fuck up and keep going instead of Moral panicking abt it and sexually harassing that person by "exposing" their fetishes and porn to random people
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i was part of a dirkhal zine that just came out today on tumblr! i did the cover for it, which you can see here. i also have another piece i did for it, but to see that you'll have to check out the zine itself! link and speedpaint in thread below! ⬇️
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i was part of a dirkhal zine that just came out today on tumblr! i did the cover for it, which you can see here. i also have another piece i did for it, but to see that you'll have to check out the zine itself! link and speedpaint in thread below! ⬇️
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ko-fi has decided to suspend me over sexualized nudity even though all of these are covered, but you can still order these if you contact me directly and pay through paypal!
♡ CHRISTMAS RIBBON BONDAGE YCH ♡
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ko-fi has decided to suspend me over sexualized nudity even though all of these are covered, but you can still order these if you contact me directly and pay through paypal!
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![[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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♡ CHRISTMAS RIBBON BONDAGE YCH ♡
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
♡ CHRISTMAS RIBBON BONDAGE YCH ♡
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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I'm opening 3 slots for headshot cmms!
For further questions, please contact bluesky in private messages…
rts will be appreciated!
I don't draw
◆ Explicit Nsfw, Animals, Furry, Complex mechanisms.
For further questions, please contact bluesky in private messages…
rts will be appreciated!
I don't draw
◆ Explicit Nsfw, Animals, Furry, Complex mechanisms.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm opening 3 slots for headshot cmms!
For further questions, please contact bluesky in private messages…
rts will be appreciated!
I don't draw
◆ Explicit Nsfw, Animals, Furry, Complex mechanisms.
For further questions, please contact bluesky in private messages…
rts will be appreciated!
I don't draw
◆ Explicit Nsfw, Animals, Furry, Complex mechanisms.
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♡ YCH ADVERTISEMENT POST ♡
this is NOT the actual sales post, this is just an advertisement post to gauge how must interest there may end up being, and to drum up some interest. ♡ this is my first ych, so i'm not sure how successful this will be.
more info in thread. 🧵
this is NOT the actual sales post, this is just an advertisement post to gauge how must interest there may end up being, and to drum up some interest. ♡ this is my first ych, so i'm not sure how successful this will be.
more info in thread. 🧵
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
♡ YCH ADVERTISEMENT POST ♡
this is NOT the actual sales post, this is just an advertisement post to gauge how must interest there may end up being, and to drum up some interest. ♡ this is my first ych, so i'm not sure how successful this will be.
more info in thread. 🧵
this is NOT the actual sales post, this is just an advertisement post to gauge how must interest there may end up being, and to drum up some interest. ♡ this is my first ych, so i'm not sure how successful this will be.
more info in thread. 🧵
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Roger Rabbit with Kermit and Mickey Mouse in a promotional photo for Disney-MGM Studios.
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Roger Rabbit with Kermit and Mickey Mouse in a promotional photo for Disney-MGM Studios.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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tfw your kink shamed by ur sleep paralysis demon
special bites to @nocturneashes.bsky.social for driving me feral with this lil au idea lmao
#dirkdave
special bites to @nocturneashes.bsky.social for driving me feral with this lil au idea lmao
#dirkdave
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
tfw your kink shamed by ur sleep paralysis demon
special bites to @nocturneashes.bsky.social for driving me feral with this lil au idea lmao
#dirkdave
special bites to @nocturneashes.bsky.social for driving me feral with this lil au idea lmao
#dirkdave
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some more simple animal-based robot adopt designs. ♡
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
some more simple animal-based robot adopt designs. ♡
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felt like working on a new banner for myself. came out uh... a tad spicier than i meant it to.
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
felt like working on a new banner for myself. came out uh... a tad spicier than i meant it to.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Banks are targeting individuals by name because of their "high risk" line of work who are too outspoken. This is why we need you to stand up for nsfw creators
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Banks are targeting individuals by name because of their "high risk" line of work who are too outspoken. This is why we need you to stand up for nsfw creators