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Dead dove consumer/reposter, striderAppreciator, puppet aficionado?
Mostly Homestuck. Some kink talk.
(Banner art by @bbeiex, avatar by @abjectimpulse)
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Musing about the latest nonsense in the US. Every day I wake up a criminal for the crime of knowing myself, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Banks are targeting individuals by name because of their "high risk" line of work who are too outspoken. This is why we need you to stand up for nsfw creators
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”

I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”

fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?
Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future
fintechmagazine.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Me: thats not my fetish

me when it is presented in a slightly different way: wait hold up
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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on that note, i really don't want to live in a world where the boundaries of creative expression is something that's defined by disney or nintendo or mastercard, and neither should you
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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aaaah satyr god
[magma]

#Homestuck || #DirkStrider #UltDirk
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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bro strider if he had a breeding kink probably (ft. lil cal) #homesmut
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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what if i said plush vore snirk/dave?
#vore
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Colored him

#Homestuck || #SwissElysi
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Realizing my gender is more of a nebulous collection of concepts I identify with rather than a specific label has really done sm for allowing me to explore it more easily
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Acceptance
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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this is DISCRIMINATION!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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he's so squishy hhhghgfbvn
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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a double adopt of a lord of hope and a muse of rage. ♡
November 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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some animal based cheap chibi robot adopts. ♡
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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study.
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Haha oops
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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NoNutNovember day 9
wet katana
#homesmut #nsfw
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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NoNutNovember day 10
strider family is mogged
#homesmut #nsfw
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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goddamn you gotta be your SELF, not the thing you think other people want you to be, fuck holy FUCK FUCK FUCK i get ANGRY ok anyway. its suddenly so cold my nuts hurt anybody else suffering that
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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meeting the ol' inlaw
daddy sirear just decides hes got a new bby now, welcome to the family, Dave
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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got too excited and busted my ass to finish it. ♡
October 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM