Joseph Wade
@cordialwombat.bsky.social
Boosemaster General. Big ol’ goofus. Pineapple belongs on pizza. He/him
Host of @christmascreeps.bsky.social & @OSTParty.bsky.social podcasts.
I write about movies at JoesCinemarama.com
Host of @christmascreeps.bsky.social & @OSTParty.bsky.social podcasts.
I write about movies at JoesCinemarama.com
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Twenty 20-Fav: Introduction
New year, new series. It's Twenty 20-Fav!
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This year I'll be going through the films of Jon Favreau. Sure, why not. What could go wrong?
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How about that split diopter shot in Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas?
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
How about that split diopter shot in Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas?
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Of course. The one year I actually felt inspired to take part in NaNoWriMo—two weeks late but who’s counting?—is the year the whole thing shut down thanks to AI.
Thanks a lot, assholes.
Thanks a lot, assholes.
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Of course. The one year I actually felt inspired to take part in NaNoWriMo—two weeks late but who’s counting?—is the year the whole thing shut down thanks to AI.
Thanks a lot, assholes.
Thanks a lot, assholes.
I lived bitches
Nikki’s “I’m sorry you have to stay home and do colonoscopy prep” presents
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I lived bitches
For Veteran’s Day, here’s an old newspaper clipping from 1996 of my granddad (a WWII vet) talking about his dad (a WWI vet)
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
For Veteran’s Day, here’s an old newspaper clipping from 1996 of my granddad (a WWII vet) talking about his dad (a WWI vet)
Really sit down and ask yourselves if you think the people scrolling Instagram reels are even going to notice.
It never mattered before and it sure as hell won't matter any more now.
Fuck it, just have the next movie start like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=82E7...
It never mattered before and it sure as hell won't matter any more now.
Fuck it, just have the next movie start like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=82E7...
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Really sit down and ask yourselves if you think the people scrolling Instagram reels are even going to notice.
It never mattered before and it sure as hell won't matter any more now.
Fuck it, just have the next movie start like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=82E7...
It never mattered before and it sure as hell won't matter any more now.
Fuck it, just have the next movie start like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=82E7...
Nikki’s “I’m sorry you have to stay home and do colonoscopy prep” presents
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Nikki’s “I’m sorry you have to stay home and do colonoscopy prep” presents
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Guillermo del Toro tastefully covering up the creature vs. Robert Eggers letting Orlok hang dong
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Guillermo del Toro tastefully covering up the creature vs. Robert Eggers letting Orlok hang dong
Ranking the Alien/Predator series since now it's apparently all the same franchise anyway.
Not pictured is AVP: Requiem, partly because I couldn't fit it into the format, but also because it belongs in a dumpster anyways.
Not pictured is AVP: Requiem, partly because I couldn't fit it into the format, but also because it belongs in a dumpster anyways.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ranking the Alien/Predator series since now it's apparently all the same franchise anyway.
Not pictured is AVP: Requiem, partly because I couldn't fit it into the format, but also because it belongs in a dumpster anyways.
Not pictured is AVP: Requiem, partly because I couldn't fit it into the format, but also because it belongs in a dumpster anyways.
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Watched the John Candy doc tonight, and there's a bit where Macaulay Culkin admits to being older now than Candy was when he died.
Which is really no surprise, he's done the whole "I'm over 40, how old do you feel now?" shit for a few years now.
But even so, it's just nice to see Mac as an adult.
Which is really no surprise, he's done the whole "I'm over 40, how old do you feel now?" shit for a few years now.
But even so, it's just nice to see Mac as an adult.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Watched the John Candy doc tonight, and there's a bit where Macaulay Culkin admits to being older now than Candy was when he died.
Which is really no surprise, he's done the whole "I'm over 40, how old do you feel now?" shit for a few years now.
But even so, it's just nice to see Mac as an adult.
Which is really no surprise, he's done the whole "I'm over 40, how old do you feel now?" shit for a few years now.
But even so, it's just nice to see Mac as an adult.
It’s time for Barnes & Noble’s annual November Criterion sale.
Or as my family always calls it “No, we bought your Christmas gifts months ago”
Or as my family always calls it “No, we bought your Christmas gifts months ago”
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s time for Barnes & Noble’s annual November Criterion sale.
Or as my family always calls it “No, we bought your Christmas gifts months ago”
Or as my family always calls it “No, we bought your Christmas gifts months ago”
THE GIRL AT THE POTTERY PAINTING STUDIO: Sir, you realize we charge by the hour, right?
ME:
ME:
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
THE GIRL AT THE POTTERY PAINTING STUDIO: Sir, you realize we charge by the hour, right?
ME:
ME:
New thread for all the reasons I’m mad at my local classic rock station:
1) Green Day’s “Brain Stew” is 30 years old now. Apparently it’s classic enough to be on classic rock radio, but NOT classic rock enough to lead into “Jaded” like literally every other time it’s ever been on the radio.
1) Green Day’s “Brain Stew” is 30 years old now. Apparently it’s classic enough to be on classic rock radio, but NOT classic rock enough to lead into “Jaded” like literally every other time it’s ever been on the radio.
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
New thread for all the reasons I’m mad at my local classic rock station:
1) Green Day’s “Brain Stew” is 30 years old now. Apparently it’s classic enough to be on classic rock radio, but NOT classic rock enough to lead into “Jaded” like literally every other time it’s ever been on the radio.
1) Green Day’s “Brain Stew” is 30 years old now. Apparently it’s classic enough to be on classic rock radio, but NOT classic rock enough to lead into “Jaded” like literally every other time it’s ever been on the radio.
A quick perusal of my leftover Halloween candy bowl tells me not a single child wanted the individually wrapped Kitkats.
Smart kids.
Smart kids.
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A quick perusal of my leftover Halloween candy bowl tells me not a single child wanted the individually wrapped Kitkats.
Smart kids.
Smart kids.
Netflix bungled the release of GdT’s Frankenstein for a couple reasons, but the one no one seems to be talking about is RELEASING IT AFTER HALLOWEEN
Like… that’s just such an obvious move that would guarantee millions of views or whatever. But no. Middle of November is good enough.
Like… that’s just such an obvious move that would guarantee millions of views or whatever. But no. Middle of November is good enough.
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Netflix bungled the release of GdT’s Frankenstein for a couple reasons, but the one no one seems to be talking about is RELEASING IT AFTER HALLOWEEN
Like… that’s just such an obvious move that would guarantee millions of views or whatever. But no. Middle of November is good enough.
Like… that’s just such an obvious move that would guarantee millions of views or whatever. But no. Middle of November is good enough.
I feel attacked as someone who just got a call from his pizza delivery driver, who thought he was at my house, but turned out to be FORTY BLOCKS AWAY.
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I feel attacked as someone who just got a call from his pizza delivery driver, who thought he was at my house, but turned out to be FORTY BLOCKS AWAY.
And a happy Time Tunnel Eve to you!
a person riding a bike with the words as the clock ticked off the final hours of daylight savings below them
ALT: a person riding a bike with the words as the clock ticked off the final hours of daylight savings below them
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November 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
And a happy Time Tunnel Eve to you!
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Mary Blair's concept art for Disney's Sleepy Hollow adaptation.
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Mary Blair's concept art for Disney's Sleepy Hollow adaptation.
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2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic reads:
“Be cheerful, enjoy your life”
Discovered in Turkey
“Be cheerful, enjoy your life”
Discovered in Turkey
May 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic reads:
“Be cheerful, enjoy your life”
Discovered in Turkey
“Be cheerful, enjoy your life”
Discovered in Turkey
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🎃 Trick or treat!
💀 We're handing out chills with THE SKELETON DANCE (1929), the bone-rattling classic where skeletons swing & sway till dawn! 🦴
Get it & more #PublicDomain goodies in our #SpookySeason Collection ⤵️
archive.org/details/@ste...
#Halloween
💀 We're handing out chills with THE SKELETON DANCE (1929), the bone-rattling classic where skeletons swing & sway till dawn! 🦴
Get it & more #PublicDomain goodies in our #SpookySeason Collection ⤵️
archive.org/details/@ste...
#Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
🎃 Trick or treat!
💀 We're handing out chills with THE SKELETON DANCE (1929), the bone-rattling classic where skeletons swing & sway till dawn! 🦴
Get it & more #PublicDomain goodies in our #SpookySeason Collection ⤵️
archive.org/details/@ste...
#Halloween
💀 We're handing out chills with THE SKELETON DANCE (1929), the bone-rattling classic where skeletons swing & sway till dawn! 🦴
Get it & more #PublicDomain goodies in our #SpookySeason Collection ⤵️
archive.org/details/@ste...
#Halloween
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Happy Halloween Creepazoids! 🎃🎅🎄
We have plenty of episodes to sate your spooky season sweet tooth. Dip into our archives and check out our episode on CHRISTMAS EVIL!
christmascreeps.com/2020/10/27/e...
We have plenty of episodes to sate your spooky season sweet tooth. Dip into our archives and check out our episode on CHRISTMAS EVIL!
christmascreeps.com/2020/10/27/e...
Episode 106: Christmas Evil
Home for the Horrordays continues! Released in 1980, Christmas Evil was sold to cash in on the success of Halloween or Friday the 13th. While it bears many of the hallmarks of a typical 80s slasher…
christmascreeps.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Happy Halloween Creepazoids! 🎃🎅🎄
We have plenty of episodes to sate your spooky season sweet tooth. Dip into our archives and check out our episode on CHRISTMAS EVIL!
christmascreeps.com/2020/10/27/e...
We have plenty of episodes to sate your spooky season sweet tooth. Dip into our archives and check out our episode on CHRISTMAS EVIL!
christmascreeps.com/2020/10/27/e...
The Swinging Phillies: Frankenstein's Party
YouTube video by Wayno
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
