Joseph Wade
@cordialwombat.bsky.social
Boosemaster General. Big ol’ goofus. Pineapple belongs on pizza. He/him
Host of @christmascreeps.bsky.social & @OSTParty.bsky.social podcasts.
I write about movies at JoesCinemarama.com
Host of @christmascreeps.bsky.social & @OSTParty.bsky.social podcasts.
I write about movies at JoesCinemarama.com
For Veteran’s Day, here’s an old newspaper clipping from 1996 of my granddad (a WWII vet) talking about his dad (a WWI vet)
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
For Veteran’s Day, here’s an old newspaper clipping from 1996 of my granddad (a WWII vet) talking about his dad (a WWI vet)
Nikki’s “I’m sorry you have to stay home and do colonoscopy prep” presents
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Nikki’s “I’m sorry you have to stay home and do colonoscopy prep” presents
Ranking the Alien/Predator series since now it's apparently all the same franchise anyway.
Not pictured is AVP: Requiem, partly because I couldn't fit it into the format, but also because it belongs in a dumpster anyways.
Not pictured is AVP: Requiem, partly because I couldn't fit it into the format, but also because it belongs in a dumpster anyways.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ranking the Alien/Predator series since now it's apparently all the same franchise anyway.
Not pictured is AVP: Requiem, partly because I couldn't fit it into the format, but also because it belongs in a dumpster anyways.
Not pictured is AVP: Requiem, partly because I couldn't fit it into the format, but also because it belongs in a dumpster anyways.
PREDATOR BADLANDS: A young Predator teams up w/ half a robot to kill an alien planet's apex predator, but instead learns to fight The Man w/ the power of friendship and teamwork. Dan Trachtenberg pulls off an amazing hat trick with 3 killer Predator movies in a row. Ya love to see it.
A+, no notes.
A+, no notes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
PREDATOR BADLANDS: A young Predator teams up w/ half a robot to kill an alien planet's apex predator, but instead learns to fight The Man w/ the power of friendship and teamwork. Dan Trachtenberg pulls off an amazing hat trick with 3 killer Predator movies in a row. Ya love to see it.
A+, no notes.
A+, no notes.
THE GIRL AT THE POTTERY PAINTING STUDIO: Sir, you realize we charge by the hour, right?
ME:
ME:
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
THE GIRL AT THE POTTERY PAINTING STUDIO: Sir, you realize we charge by the hour, right?
ME:
ME:
A quick perusal of my leftover Halloween candy bowl tells me not a single child wanted the individually wrapped Kitkats.
Smart kids.
Smart kids.
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A quick perusal of my leftover Halloween candy bowl tells me not a single child wanted the individually wrapped Kitkats.
Smart kids.
Smart kids.
Watched 20 horror and spooky-adjacent films over the month of October. Ten new to me, ten rewatches. Some classics, some new, some real garbage. A ranked list
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Watched 20 horror and spooky-adjacent films over the month of October. Ten new to me, ten rewatches. Some classics, some new, some real garbage. A ranked list
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
October 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
The Toronto Blue Jays logo bears an uncanny resemblance to North and South Carolina
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays logo bears an uncanny resemblance to North and South Carolina
If helping feed your community is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If helping feed your community is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
How you know an episode of Best of the Worst is truly special
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
How you know an episode of Best of the Worst is truly special
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER: PT Anderson perfectly captures both a) how living in America right now feels like a nonstop panic attack every minute of every day, and also b) what it feels like to play a mission in Grand Theft Auto after accidentally skipping all the instructions.
A+, no notes.
A+, no notes.
September 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER: PT Anderson perfectly captures both a) how living in America right now feels like a nonstop panic attack every minute of every day, and also b) what it feels like to play a mission in Grand Theft Auto after accidentally skipping all the instructions.
A+, no notes.
A+, no notes.
Happy Rapture Day, everybody. Those of you left behind, just remember not to feed to plants
September 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Happy Rapture Day, everybody. Those of you left behind, just remember not to feed to plants
Go fuck yourselves, city park
September 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Go fuck yourselves, city park
Do you has what it takes to play Virtual Boy Online?
Do you has a hundred bucks?
Do you has a hundred bucks?
September 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Do you has what it takes to play Virtual Boy Online?
Do you has a hundred bucks?
Do you has a hundred bucks?
If you’re gonna charge me $15 for a Moby Dick pic, at least make it the right whale.
September 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you’re gonna charge me $15 for a Moby Dick pic, at least make it the right whale.
Today’s thrift store finds. #physicalmedia
September 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Today’s thrift store finds. #physicalmedia
🎵Ohhh no
Those dooks have got to go
Go go Godzilla! 🎵
Those dooks have got to go
Go go Godzilla! 🎵
September 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🎵Ohhh no
Those dooks have got to go
Go go Godzilla! 🎵
Those dooks have got to go
Go go Godzilla! 🎵
THE TOXIC AVENGER: Nu-Toxie's a damn hoot! Best part was when Elijah Wood showed up looking like the Penguin. Everyone in the theater knew it was coming. Everyone except for Nikki. She burst out laughing for a solid two minutes. "HA HA HA! NO FUCKIN' WAY!" It was wonderful. A+, no notes.
August 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
THE TOXIC AVENGER: Nu-Toxie's a damn hoot! Best part was when Elijah Wood showed up looking like the Penguin. Everyone in the theater knew it was coming. Everyone except for Nikki. She burst out laughing for a solid two minutes. "HA HA HA! NO FUCKIN' WAY!" It was wonderful. A+, no notes.
Toxie time! Let’s fuckin’ go!
August 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Toxie time! Let’s fuckin’ go!
RIP Terence Stamp. God better watch out…
August 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
RIP Terence Stamp. God better watch out…
My name is JW, but you can call me…
August 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My name is JW, but you can call me…
The next Jurassic Park movie should be about scientists deciding they need to get rid of this fuckin thing, inventing interdimensional portals and accidentally sending it to Hell. Jurassic Park 9 would then be a backdoor Doom reboot. Chris Pratt would be Doomguy.
August 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The next Jurassic Park movie should be about scientists deciding they need to get rid of this fuckin thing, inventing interdimensional portals and accidentally sending it to Hell. Jurassic Park 9 would then be a backdoor Doom reboot. Chris Pratt would be Doomguy.