Joseph Wade
@cordialwombat.bsky.social
Boosemaster General. Big ol’ goofus. Pineapple belongs on pizza. He/him
Host of @christmascreeps.bsky.social & @OSTParty.bsky.social podcasts.
I write about movies at JoesCinemarama.com
Host of @christmascreeps.bsky.social & @OSTParty.bsky.social podcasts.
I write about movies at JoesCinemarama.com
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Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie hits theaters today, so here’s our podcast on the NTBTS Christmas episode: “The Bean”!
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Stocking Stuffer #25: Nirvanna The Band The Show, “The Bean”
It’s been a long time since we’ve had the chance to sit down and chat about some TV, and this week seemed like a perfect opportunity. This week Bradford brings us an episode of the Vice…
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February 13, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie hits theaters today, so here’s our podcast on the NTBTS Christmas episode: “The Bean”!
christmascreeps.com/2021/09/28/s...
christmascreeps.com/2021/09/28/s...
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Yub nub intensifies.
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Yub nub intensifies.
I agree, it IS over for all the hacks out there.
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I agree, it IS over for all the hacks out there.
RIP Bud Cort AND James Van Der Beek.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
RIP Bud Cort AND James Van Der Beek.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
They tried to placate the masses with bread and circuses, but then RFK said bread was evil and bots snatched up all the circus tickets before anyone even had a chance
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
They tried to placate the masses with bread and circuses, but then RFK said bread was evil and bots snatched up all the circus tickets before anyone even had a chance
MY DENTIST LAST WEEK: Your blood pressure is really high, you should see a doctor
MY DOCTOR TODAY: They send people here all the time. It’s not you it’s their BP monitor. Go home.
MY DOCTOR TODAY: They send people here all the time. It’s not you it’s their BP monitor. Go home.
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
MY DENTIST LAST WEEK: Your blood pressure is really high, you should see a doctor
MY DOCTOR TODAY: They send people here all the time. It’s not you it’s their BP monitor. Go home.
MY DOCTOR TODAY: They send people here all the time. It’s not you it’s their BP monitor. Go home.
Said this as a joke and then ten seconds later the commentator goes “biathlon is now the most popular winter sport in all of Europe”
Fav winter olympic sport is the one where you go skiing with a gun strapped to your back
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Said this as a joke and then ten seconds later the commentator goes “biathlon is now the most popular winter sport in all of Europe”
Fav winter olympic sport is the one where you go skiing with a gun strapped to your back
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Fav winter olympic sport is the one where you go skiing with a gun strapped to your back
When the president of Netflix says you’re not gonna get in your car and drive an hour out of town just to see a movie
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
When the president of Netflix says you’re not gonna get in your car and drive an hour out of town just to see a movie
Republicans are going to complain about whoever performs at the Super Bowl halftime show, so next year the NFL should just call their bluff and get Weird Al and the Muppets
Imagine how pathetic they'd look twisting themselves into knots trying to complain about the 'Eat It' guy & Kermit the Frog
Imagine how pathetic they'd look twisting themselves into knots trying to complain about the 'Eat It' guy & Kermit the Frog
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Republicans are going to complain about whoever performs at the Super Bowl halftime show, so next year the NFL should just call their bluff and get Weird Al and the Muppets
Imagine how pathetic they'd look twisting themselves into knots trying to complain about the 'Eat It' guy & Kermit the Frog
Imagine how pathetic they'd look twisting themselves into knots trying to complain about the 'Eat It' guy & Kermit the Frog
Ya wanna watch Burt Reynolds fight a shark? Too bad!
Twenty 20-Sharks continues with Samuel Fuller and Burt Reynolds in SHARK!
Twenty 20-Sharks: Shark! (1969)
Take me down to the [indistinct] city, where the water is clear and the sharks wanna eat me
joescinemarama.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Ya wanna watch Burt Reynolds fight a shark? Too bad!
Birnam Wood coming to Dunsinane
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Birnam Wood coming to Dunsinane
Did they not do a Super Bowl ad for avocados this year?
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Did they not do a Super Bowl ad for avocados this year?
“God, watching a team suck sucks.”
- the consensus of my Super Bowl watch party
- the consensus of my Super Bowl watch party
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
“God, watching a team suck sucks.”
- the consensus of my Super Bowl watch party
- the consensus of my Super Bowl watch party
Bad Bunny rocking the big suit tonight
a man in a suit is dancing on a stage while holding a microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit is dancing on a stage while holding a microphone .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bad Bunny rocking the big suit tonight
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jesus christ that's foreboding
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
jesus christ that's foreboding
I wish I cared about anything as much as Michael Shannon in Groundhog Day cared about Wrestlemania
February 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I wish I cared about anything as much as Michael Shannon in Groundhog Day cared about Wrestlemania
When will someone finally use AI for its intended purpose? (Replacing the narrator of Bridgerton with the voice of Stan Lee)
February 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
When will someone finally use AI for its intended purpose? (Replacing the narrator of Bridgerton with the voice of Stan Lee)
Snow day critters
February 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Snow day critters
Wonder Man. As in “I wonder what happened to Oneder Man”
January 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Wonder Man. As in “I wonder what happened to Oneder Man”
Survived last week’s ice storm with no issues whatsoever.
Ate shit in half an inch of snow this morning. Multiple times.
Ate shit in half an inch of snow this morning. Multiple times.
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Survived last week’s ice storm with no issues whatsoever.
Ate shit in half an inch of snow this morning. Multiple times.
Ate shit in half an inch of snow this morning. Multiple times.
This just breaks my heart. So many amazing roles, so many laughs, so many wonderful performances, and yet for all of that, O’Hara will always be my generation’s Christmas Movie Mom.
“When in doubt,” Catherine O’Hara learned, the secret was to “play insane.”
O’Hara, the actress and comedian who delivered deliciously silly performances, died Friday after a brief illness. She was 71. https://wapo.st/3NUTQCT
O’Hara, the actress and comedian who delivered deliciously silly performances, died Friday after a brief illness. She was 71. https://wapo.st/3NUTQCT
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
This just breaks my heart. So many amazing roles, so many laughs, so many wonderful performances, and yet for all of that, O’Hara will always be my generation’s Christmas Movie Mom.
Sam Raimi’s SEND HELP is the only movie that understands a woman’s relationship with all her drink cups.
Rachel McAdams enters every scene with a brand new cup, most of which she’s had to carve herself. It’s very fun
Rachel McAdams enters every scene with a brand new cup, most of which she’s had to carve herself. It’s very fun
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Sam Raimi’s SEND HELP is the only movie that understands a woman’s relationship with all her drink cups.
Rachel McAdams enters every scene with a brand new cup, most of which she’s had to carve herself. It’s very fun
Rachel McAdams enters every scene with a brand new cup, most of which she’s had to carve herself. It’s very fun
The world is turning upside-down, and I'm over here on THIS bullshit...
We begin our survey of shark attack cinema with a film about something even more exciting: Copper acetate!
Twenty 20-Sharks: The Sharkfighters (1956)
Science vs nature! Man vs shark! Knife vs tooth!
joescinemarama.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The world is turning upside-down, and I'm over here on THIS bullshit...
Oh cool, that southern bullseye is right on top of my house!
A powerful nor’easter will hit the East Coast this weekend, potentially bringing snow, wind and waves from the Southeast to New England, with blizzard-like conditions and coastal flooding possible. https://wapo.st/3Oa7MsM
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Oh cool, that southern bullseye is right on top of my house!