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Cray Z. Whiteboy
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Imbiber of bourbon, cigar aficionado
launching Hamilton is actually good discourse as the country is in its death throes is a good bit
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
actually doing the dumbest shit possible should result in the shame a turnover gives
Now that we are a few days removed from this play, it’s time for my widely reviled, but correct take that most of these pre-goal line fumbles should be ruled illegal forward passes and result in a 5-yard penalty instead of a turnover. Especially this one, he clearly threw it forward
After zaprudering the Emari Demercado goal line fumble I think he actually broke the plane before losing the ball. The corrupt and very dishonest mainstream media won't tell you this.
October 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
this welfare queen can pull himself up by the bootstraps
"I cannot believe I was taken advantage of like this,” wrote a Florida man who lost $41,000 to a crypto scam that used Elon Musk's face.

“I lost the only money I had left and am hoping to recapture some of it back working with the federal government.”
Elon Musk Fans Are Still Losing Ridiculous Amounts of Money to Crypto Scams
gizmodo.com
October 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
five years of clearly lying about his condition certainly didn’t help things
A challenge to politics-understanders: why was Biden so unpopular given the very good policy he delivered on wages, climate, & antitrust, among others? This is not an invitation to relitigate 2024, but rather explore what his political failure reveals about the underlying mechanisms of politics.
Ah, I see. I suppose I want deliverism to work, but fear Biden proves it doesn't, so I want someone to explain convincingly why some future attempt would be different. Perhaps that's not clear
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I agree we don’t hear enough from referees in NFL games
Football fans get really really angry when you suggest banning two high safety coverage. And I don't know if that would fix the check-down problem. It's now an article of faith that the only way to win is to turn the passing game into a bunch of long handoffs.
Ban the two high safety defense.
September 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
there is no way an occasional viral video of SAS saying that someone is smoking crack or whatever is worth $40M per year
Stephen A. Smith is pushing $40M a year in earnings, sources tell The Athletic. And ultimately, he wants as big a voice in politics as he has in sports.

On Wednesday, Smith will formally launch his bid as a political pundit, if not a Presidential candidate.

🔗: http://dlvr.it/TN7BNV
September 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
it’s cool that you can cover up your boss being medically unfit for office and then get a nice NYT article for your new job of begging for money and doing nothing with it
lol new clown car just rolled up
September 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
are they getting Brady’s PED regiment or is it just the goofy diet shit?
What does Alex Guerrero do with the #Raiders?

Tom Brady's longtime body coach joined the franchise as their "wellness coordinator" this offseason. Essentially, he presides over the training staff.

I spoke to Guerrero about what that entails 🔗⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
The role of Alex Guerrero, Tom Brady’s longtime body coach, as Raiders’ ‘wellness coordinator’
Guerrero officially joined the staff as a "wellness coordinator" this past offseason.
www.nytimes.com
August 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I have an issue with something you said on Hire Bryan. You said that the police would’ve arrested Montel for threatening to burn Mark Briscoe alive. Raja Jackson has not been charged with a crime so far after attempted murder, so AEW Dynamite is a gritty realistic TV show.
August 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social you’re a job creator
August 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
another month, another aew ppv where the biggest complaint is that there’s too much good wrestling
August 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
if I worked on that piece of shit I would let ai take credit
So apparently, it may turn out that The Wizard of Oz at the Las Vegas Sphere wasn’t entirely made in AI and Google threw the VFX crew under the bus by claiming it was all done by artificial intelligence.

If true, then fucking yikes.
August 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
all of the announced spider-verse spin-offs make me think about all the disney star wars movies that got announced and never made
Sony Pictures Animation is in early development on a Spider-Punk animated feature from co-writers Daniel Kaluuya (Judas and the Black Messiah) and Ajon Singh (Primetime) deadline.com/2025/08/spid...
August 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
as per usual he has more smoke for someone who messed with his fake championship belt than the guy who killed his brother
Bret Hart's feelings on Hulk Hogan haven't changed. Read more: wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/bre...
August 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
it rocks that there are some people posting on here because musk’s association with the trump administration but will not stop watching wwe every other day
August 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
@mongoebooks.bsky.social our guy weighed in on angle never getting five stars from dave
August 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
what is up with the pipeline of millennial sports writers who love wwe an embarrassing amount
Hulk Hogan leaves such a complicated legacy. He changed the entertainment business. He changed the journalism business. He did bad things and good things.

One of the two greatest pro wrestlers ever, and he never stopped selling the gimmick.
July 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I was at full gear 2021 and there was a moment not caught on camera where andrei arlovski slipped and fell on his ass. the security guys next to him lost it
July 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
im not a fan of college football writers constantly getting excited for pop tarts commercials every year
🚨 The two surviving Pop-Tart Bowl mascots are going to IRELAND for the Kansas State-Iowa State Week 0 game 🚨

Our nation’s greatest exports 🥹🥹
July 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
eating rice with your hands is a way less bizarre politician behavior than eating pizza with a knife and fork
July 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Punk fans are now saying that the Saudi government is basically the USA. So they’re doing propaganda on their own free time. Maybe MBS knew that he would have an army of useful idiots if he had Punk on the show.
June 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
a massive cuck just like his hero bret hart
CM Punk apologized to a fan for his Saudi Arabia tweet to The Miz.
June 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i can’t believe this guy is on here being dismissive of nfl owners collusion
June 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
people say bring this show back but today they wouldn’t do something as insane as letting bill romanowski on as a pro
Live on YouTube now!

youtu.be/PMkdL60gbn0
June 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM