cooticus.bsky.social
@cooticus.bsky.social
Football, F1 - MUFC and McLaren
What a banger! That’s how you build your top guys AEW!
July 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Been out the loop on AEW. But watching all in ready for forbidden door and AEW seems to be back in its early groove 👏
July 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Took spurs the space of 24hrs to have the interests in Gibbs White stated and here we go confirmed. Meanwhile....
July 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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All three clubs were interested in Mbuemo, and they quickly signed replacements. Yet, we have a 20-goal No. 10 eager to join us, but we still can't finalise that deal. All you can do is laugh! 😂
July 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Gyökeres about to sign for Arsenal-a well run club

Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, City all strengthen amazingly from a position of strength

Meanwhile, United finished 15th & have gone backwards with one good signing

Remember Ratcliffe said "Going for best in class" Yes so do I

Bloody shambles
July 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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So it seems our transfer dealings are still an absolute sh*tshow. Everyone gets big names in and out done pre season, whilst we have been allegedly signing a player Brentford doesn't want for about 2 months. We also have about 6 people we can't sell hoovering up rock star wages. Good times!! #mufc
July 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Chelsea doing business, arsenal and city making signings. Mean while we’re monitoring FC. Clear to me Ineos have not improved things as much as the PR FC likes to feed us #MUFC
🔴📰 | Manchester United have resumed monitoring Douglas Luiz as the player is no longer part of Juventus plans.

Everton and Fulham have shown the most interest in Douglas Luiz, making enquiries with both the player and Juventus regarding potential terms.[@MatteMoretto] #MUFC
July 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Sign some fucking players then or he’ll be cooked by October.
🔴📰 | Manchester United have also reiterated their priority is to build a 'dynamic and cohesive' squad with players who are 'fully focused' on challenging for the biggest honours with the club. #MUFC [@RichFay]
July 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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It’s been 30 days, by the way.

This isn’t how a serious club operates... especially not one that just finished 15th.

At this point, we might just have to accept that we’re going to be shit for a long time. Better for our mental health.
July 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
He’s in the mud. People on here were acting like he’d get a whole new 11. So far one signing and the way United operate majority of the 11 will be the same as the team he couldn’t buy a win with #MUFC
June 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Yes Bruno!!!
BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes has decided to stay at Manchester United despite a massive offer from Al-Hilal.

Parties held positive talks last week, but Fernandes then deliberated with his family and has opted against the move. Hilal already informed.
June 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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This is what I’m seeing too & it needs sorting out. It’s been like this for years, before EtH, before Ole, it’s been left unaddressed on a large scale for fear of upsetting players. Thankfully now with ‘visible’ directors & Ruben it seems we now have people who are not afraid to challenge behaviour.
June 1, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Yeah feel free to talk to our best player who is under contract.....

What a tool Ratcliffe is
May 31, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Little reminder of what happened the last time we sold our best player for £80m with a little bit of "Wow, massive opportunity to reinvest the money smartly!" discourse...
May 30, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Bruno is under contract

All it would have taken is Ratcliffe to just say no. Losing him right now would be v bad for any notion of improvement.

By opening the door he's made Bruno feel unwanted.

And him leaving seems inevitable.

What a prick Ratcliffe is
May 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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From a club that’s prioritized signing “shirt selling” players and obsessively monitoring social media metrics, it’s pretty rich to make a point of calling out players for a lack of winning mentality. It all comes from the top.
🔴🚨 | The club thinks too MANY players in the squad are settled being CRAP no matter what they say. They feel they have made it and don't really care about doing better. #MUFC [@Muppetiers]
May 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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No offence Rio, he had 6 months with them 😅
That time on a training ground with your players to mould them into what you want them to be is VITAL”. #MUFC
May 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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You lose 4 times to Spurs in a season.

Jesus wept. One of the single worst performances in the clubs history given the game

If they put Hojlund and Onana, Shaw etc back in a shirt in August fold the ckub5quite honestly.

Intolerably shit characters
May 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I was ranting last night but I couldn’t help it. Sometimes you lose finals. That’s fine. But to make such a pathetic attempt at playing football in a final was embarrassing and unacceptable. That performance will last for a long time in my mind.
May 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Good morning. Still heartbroken. That performance last night was unforgivable.
May 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Embarrassingly toothless
1.01 - Despite having just three shots compared to the 16 of Manchester United, Spurs still registered a higher xG (1.01) than Man Utd (0.85) in the UEFA Europa League final. Unthreatening. #UELfinal
May 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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As much as I love him I think a clean break looks the best for both parties in the summer. If Amorim wants to go with no compensation it should be seriously considered. Doing it without someone ready to come in though would be careless. Personally love Iraola but you’ve got to seriously convince him
May 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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It was a risk when we signed him, and it didn't pay off. He needed to get some sort of tune out of the players we have; no manager is getting 11 signings. But he didn't get a tune at all. It's a poor fit of manager to players. Don't throw good money after bad. We need to move on.
May 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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If he’s adamant he won’t change, and we don’t have the players to make his system work, and we don’t have the finances/pull to bring in top level players…. I dunno man. Get the tiny violins out but this situation, the entire state of this club is so depressing
May 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM