ghostbones
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It’s gonna get way worse
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
Me when Grover blacks out on my lawn again
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me when Grover blacks out on my lawn again
No one has ever imagined a more powerful family of names. The world deserves to know more of their adventures.
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
No one has ever imagined a more powerful family of names. The world deserves to know more of their adventures.
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merry christmas to all the freaks and perverts of blue sky
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
merry christmas to all the freaks and perverts of blue sky
Scrooge fled across the desert, and Tiny Tim followed.
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Scrooge fled across the desert, and Tiny Tim followed.
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I still think Spielberg missed a huge opportunity by not including this in Jurassic Park.
Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur
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December 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I still think Spielberg missed a huge opportunity by not including this in Jurassic Park.
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
- Harakiri (1962)
- LA Confidential (1997)
- Alien (1979)
- Dinner in America (2020)
- Paths of Glory (1952)
- Harakiri (1962)
- LA Confidential (1997)
- Alien (1979)
- Dinner in America (2020)
- Paths of Glory (1952)
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
-Paper Moon
-High And Low
-All That Jazz
-Miracle Mile
-Broadcast News
-Paper Moon
-High And Low
-All That Jazz
-Miracle Mile
-Broadcast News
Five perfect films in no particular order
-HANA-BI
-Paris is Burning
-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
-Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
-Moonstruck
-HANA-BI
-Paris is Burning
-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
-Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
-Moonstruck
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
- Harakiri (1962)
- LA Confidential (1997)
- Alien (1979)
- Dinner in America (2020)
- Paths of Glory (1952)
- Harakiri (1962)
- LA Confidential (1997)
- Alien (1979)
- Dinner in America (2020)
- Paths of Glory (1952)
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Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first
December 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first
Virgin Spider-Man: *gets kissed upside down* HNNNGGHHH
Mary-Jane: What just hit the top of my he-
Virgin Spider-Man: WEB FLUID! IT’S WEB FLUID!
Mary-Jane: What just hit the top of my he-
Virgin Spider-Man: WEB FLUID! IT’S WEB FLUID!
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Virgin Spider-Man: *gets kissed upside down* HNNNGGHHH
Mary-Jane: What just hit the top of my he-
Virgin Spider-Man: WEB FLUID! IT’S WEB FLUID!
Mary-Jane: What just hit the top of my he-
Virgin Spider-Man: WEB FLUID! IT’S WEB FLUID!
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Really need an animated reboot of THE TICK
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Really need an animated reboot of THE TICK
Paul Verhoeven’s INSPECTOR GADGET
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Paul Verhoeven’s INSPECTOR GADGET
My review: Everyone is terrible at their job and the monster is adorable. Plus they used take-out boxes for their space hallway sets. A++
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My review: Everyone is terrible at their job and the monster is adorable. Plus they used take-out boxes for their space hallway sets. A++
Every time I see that Jake Paul about to be punched pic I just think of this
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Every time I see that Jake Paul about to be punched pic I just think of this
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Bluesky has the juice
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Bluesky has the juice
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December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
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watching a porno and thinking halfway through wow this is all one take
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
watching a porno and thinking halfway through wow this is all one take
Not enough lighthouse keeper jobs these days. Vanishingly few spaces left to go mad in drunken isolation while still earning a living. Many people are saying it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Not enough lighthouse keeper jobs these days. Vanishingly few spaces left to go mad in drunken isolation while still earning a living. Many people are saying it.