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ghostbones
@coorslightbeerwolf.bsky.social
~~It’s gonna get way worse~~
veteran of internet wars
once and future idiot king
lady you got 40k posts on liberal twitter don’t go pointing fingers
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
all because we didn’t clap. we should have clapped but now it is us who is clapped
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
he got that shit on tho
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
jim davis actually drew that
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
damn u might call me alf cuz all im thinking about is that pussy
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
def some sort of internal ratchet that’s gonna ruin your shit but it’s gonna be amazing
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
celestial cooze
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
that intergalactic grippy
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
alan looks way cooler then that dan hentschel guy
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
i like to imagine he’s got something we’ve never seen like a fuzzy inside out starfish or maybe a pretzel knot that opens like an airlock
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
you and me both brother
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
tom cruise always sort of looks like he’s donald ducking it once he gets the armor

tim curry as the darkness is probably still the coolest looking villain in film history to me
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
i’m getting the eternal sunshine procedure so that i can learn about it again
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
if that means i get paid to sit at home and play video games again im down
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
legend owns i’m gonna rewatch legend too
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
if only we’d listened to greg poops
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
how many lampreys you think he could crush in a single sitting?
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
she’s always there when you need her
January 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
the lesson they learned from iraq isn’t to not conduct regime change based on fabricated evidence but rather that they didn’t really have to fabricate any evidence to begin
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
damn this bitch done stared into the abyss
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM