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Raconteur. Epigrammaticist. Big word user. International man of pancakes.

Validating all of your good decisions from God's own country, north of Boston
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He's right, this one is evergreen!
Re: Epstein’s emails
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I know, right? I managed to find it on CD but I can't remember where. It is, however, on archive dot org — and they finally fixed her name after years of it being decades out of date.

archive.org/details/wend...
Switched On Bach : Wendy Carlos : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Switched-On Bach is the debut album by the American composer Wendy Carlos, released in October/??/1968 by Columbia Records. Produced by Carlos and Rachel...
archive.org
October 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Music theory story time on Bluesky! This is the beginning of “Ede Ede,” a piano piece by Shawn Okpebholo. One of the ideas running throughout the piece is this repeated, 2-measure rhythm, which is one version of the West African bell pattern. The first four measures go through the pattern twice. 🧵
July 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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good afternoon
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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In case you missed it: an essential piece from Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò from earlier this week:

www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...
How Can We Live Together? - Boston Review
Ezra Klein is wrong: shame is essential.
www.bostonreview.net
September 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Salvador Dali achievement unlocked
September 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I Dream of Jeannie
Welcome Back, Kotter
WKRP
M*A*S*H
The Fresh Prince
Phineas and Ferb
Adventure Time
Sanford & Son
All In The Family
The Jeffersons
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
4. What TV show has the best theme song?
September 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Phở dặc biệt
Leek and potato
Tom yum goong
Lentil
Avgolemono
Chicken and rice
Beef stew

Soups are like dogs. All soups are good soups.
September 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I met Dan Pashman today and instead of asking him to autograph my tongue, I had him sign a box of his pasta shape. That's less weird.
September 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
JFC we can never have nice things.
"As this offshore wind industry continues to grow, we have to make sure that Massachusetts remains a strong place to build infrastructure that aligns with our goals to be a global leader in this space."

- Governor Charlie Baker (R) launching the Salem Wind project in 2022
August 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Maybe this will fix me.
August 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My child is a genius, this is clear
July 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I have in season strawberries and some balsamic vinegar that is old enough to vote, so there that at least.
June 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Lookit this clown trying to fly casual like he's not stalking my popcorn
June 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Got my chop suey sandwich
Got my ocean view
June 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Things are pretty bad right now but look at these baked potatoes with Welsh rarebit sauce that I made
June 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I was cold-shouldered by Chris Tucker at an event where I also had a brief conversation and photo with Stevie Wonder.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Chat, can you get the meat sweats from seafood?
June 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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“All the cast members were wizards of the timing the form demanded. But Wendt was a cut above, maybe because he was in many ways the “smallest”, always doing more with less, a master of the expertly judged pauses that could knock a funny line into the next county.” www.vulture.com/article/geor...
www.vulture.com
May 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My local has a "party" dial just sitting out there in the open. Should I turn it??
May 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
HOLY SHIT
MAD MAX FURY ROAD
AND SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT
ARE
THE
SAME
MOVIE
May 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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on this date eight years ago, Tom Holland wowed Zendaya on Lip Sync Battle with his cultural critique of impervious surface stormwater runoff.
May 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The cat spit in my eye.
The cat spit in my right eye.
How the hell did the cat get his spit in my right eye???
April 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM