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Cool Ranch Soda
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Raconteur. Epigrammaticist. Big word user. International man of pancakes.

Validating all of your good decisions from God's own country, north of Boston
What does Market Basket (Demoulas' for the old folks) have over Shaw's, Stop & Shop, etc.? Customer service, peerless produce quality and selection, price, overall selection, cleanliness of stores, local brands, treatment of staff... other than that, nothing!

I'm already mentally sitting shiva.
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
hey
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Yes!!! BBW is the most fun combo to play.... For the one playing the deck. The power! The control!!!! The dismay on your opponent's face!
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Why hello fellow Blue player!! Shithousery in MTG is the best kind of shithousery
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh my lord people need to stop saying "Senator Moulton" in case it's a Beetlejuice or Bloody Mary type situation!
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This time of year? We both know it's "leaves on the rails"
November 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I am not following that link...
October 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[it] drives me crazy
October 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
While I know that Paul's Boutique is one of the all-time greats, TMIATTTT was such a banger when I was 15.... this is the most difficult choice so far.
October 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by Cool Ranch Soda
I know, right? I managed to find it on CD but I can't remember where. It is, however, on archive dot org — and they finally fixed her name after years of it being decades out of date.

archive.org/details/wend...
Switched On Bach : Wendy Carlos : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Switched-On Bach is the debut album by the American composer Wendy Carlos, released in October/??/1968 by Columbia Records. Produced by Carlos and Rachel...
archive.org
October 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ryan WHY???
October 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
YES. Emily Post confirms that one shall stand for Sweet Caroline, and at the chorus one shall wave one's hands about and punch the air while singing "BA BA BA" and "SO GOOD! SO GOOD!" en masse. It is simply the done thing.
October 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Peabody.
October 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*"Goodbye Cruel World has entered the chat**
October 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Right? For me maybe a notional Ramones episode won't tech me much, but every...single...time I end an episode with my mind blown.
October 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
- exactly why I stopped even filming clips for myself. I want the memory without mediation, which I feel diminishes it.

I do know a couple folks with anxiety disorders who watch concerts in person through their phones so they can handle being in a crowd, but that's a pretty niche use case...
September 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Well, there's no need to be *cruel* about it.

Oh wait, you're talking about Nuzzi. Go on then
September 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
That low B does make playing detuned djent bullshit really easy though. Pro tip: if you buy a set of day-glow strings for it, everything sounds 15% more badass.
September 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM