Hannah
@cookiethief.bsky.social
Animals, dark humor, and memes, ally 🌈 she/her
You walk up to the Toad because you finished his quest to bring him 6 earthworms and a handful of dirt.
What does he reward you?
What does he reward you?
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You walk up to the Toad because you finished his quest to bring him 6 earthworms and a handful of dirt.
What does he reward you?
What does he reward you?
It's Monday.. so I'm here to remind you that humans domesticated pigeons for so long that we destroyed their habit in the process and they no longer know how to create nests. We fail animals so often, but what we did to pigeons is another level of sad.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's Monday.. so I'm here to remind you that humans domesticated pigeons for so long that we destroyed their habit in the process and they no longer know how to create nests. We fail animals so often, but what we did to pigeons is another level of sad.
Talk about ending gun violence but celebrate when it benefits you
September 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Talk about ending gun violence but celebrate when it benefits you
Man if I didn't have to drive to pick someone up in a few hours I would be knees deep...dreams deep? in a blissful benzo sleep.
#rawdoganxiety
#rawdoganxiety
August 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Man if I didn't have to drive to pick someone up in a few hours I would be knees deep...dreams deep? in a blissful benzo sleep.
#rawdoganxiety
#rawdoganxiety
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Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”
July 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”
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it's actually called the mancala effect
had a mandala effect moment and thought it was called brioche instead of biroche
July 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
it's actually called the mancala effect
Predacon!!!! If you're there message me 😭 idk where you are on social media lol
July 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Predacon!!!! If you're there message me 😭 idk where you are on social media lol
Reason why native Arizonans call it Snotsdale 🤢
🚨Racism in America/ Scottsdale / Arizona. LIVING WHILE BLACK‼️
July 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Reason why native Arizonans call it Snotsdale 🤢
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Look at this amazing sign. #NoKings #butterfly
June 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Look at this amazing sign. #NoKings #butterfly
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Spittle bugs should be called hawk tuah bugs
June 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Spittle bugs should be called hawk tuah bugs
YouTube channels reuploading les mis songs 👀
June 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
YouTube channels reuploading les mis songs 👀
I just kinda love him a lot okay? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
June 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I just kinda love him a lot okay? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
dag dag Tom LeTourneau 😞
June 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
dag dag Tom LeTourneau 😞
Facts are based on feelings. In this essay I'll tell you why I feel this way and cite my sources.
Me, I'm the source
Me, I'm the source
June 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Facts are based on feelings. In this essay I'll tell you why I feel this way and cite my sources.
Me, I'm the source
Me, I'm the source
Why does everything require a widget to look semi-okay on a phone? BRUH
May 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Why does everything require a widget to look semi-okay on a phone? BRUH
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yeah i have a phd. A pretty huge dependency on SSRIs
May 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
yeah i have a phd. A pretty huge dependency on SSRIs
Honestly, if I ever get tooth implants, or veneers, make them out of beaver teeth. I want that impenetrable iron toofers vibe
May 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Honestly, if I ever get tooth implants, or veneers, make them out of beaver teeth. I want that impenetrable iron toofers vibe
Trump's america.. clocks causing deaths
May 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Trump's america.. clocks causing deaths
Idk why Walgreens call centers exist lol. Yes, I know why they exist, but the technicians can't handle most of the things that are a common issue. Insurance, controlled substances, etc. Shout out to Melissa who hung up on me when I said she can't help me & I need the actual pharm ✌️ 😂
May 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Idk why Walgreens call centers exist lol. Yes, I know why they exist, but the technicians can't handle most of the things that are a common issue. Insurance, controlled substances, etc. Shout out to Melissa who hung up on me when I said she can't help me & I need the actual pharm ✌️ 😂
Benzos probably are the best mother's day gift
May 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Benzos probably are the best mother's day gift
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PULLED OUT ANOTHER FROM WHERE???
May 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
PULLED OUT ANOTHER FROM WHERE???
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If you see someone shoplifting baby formula, no you didn't.
April 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If you see someone shoplifting baby formula, no you didn't.
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NYC hackers,
@emmie.bsky.social and I plan to be in NYC on Friday May 2nd and stay for four nights. The friends with whom we always stay had an apartment disaster and this has looking for a guest room.
Before we bite the bullet and start looking at hotels, anyone able to make a miracle happen?
@emmie.bsky.social and I plan to be in NYC on Friday May 2nd and stay for four nights. The friends with whom we always stay had an apartment disaster and this has looking for a guest room.
Before we bite the bullet and start looking at hotels, anyone able to make a miracle happen?
April 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
NYC hackers,
@emmie.bsky.social and I plan to be in NYC on Friday May 2nd and stay for four nights. The friends with whom we always stay had an apartment disaster and this has looking for a guest room.
Before we bite the bullet and start looking at hotels, anyone able to make a miracle happen?
@emmie.bsky.social and I plan to be in NYC on Friday May 2nd and stay for four nights. The friends with whom we always stay had an apartment disaster and this has looking for a guest room.
Before we bite the bullet and start looking at hotels, anyone able to make a miracle happen?