Janey
@comradejaney.bsky.social
She/her. 24. Communist.
Your name is Death in my memories.
The Master and Owner of @guardianexchange
Your name is Death in my memories.
The Master and Owner of @guardianexchange
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it's annoying girl autumn. behave unbecomingly TODAY
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
it's annoying girl autumn. behave unbecomingly TODAY
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remarkable how confident some people feel in posting reviews on letterboxd like "two stars. i don't know what happened in this film and i'm too incurious to try and find out"
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
remarkable how confident some people feel in posting reviews on letterboxd like "two stars. i don't know what happened in this film and i'm too incurious to try and find out"
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rampant dollery
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
rampant dollery
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doll girls are so silly. like "oh i identify with being a poseable plaything that anyone can do whatever they want to but you have to be soooo nice to me" are you stupid? shut up? open your legs?
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
doll girls are so silly. like "oh i identify with being a poseable plaything that anyone can do whatever they want to but you have to be soooo nice to me" are you stupid? shut up? open your legs?
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re-stringing
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
re-stringing
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every former soviet bloc country should produce a minimum of one (1) stalker, for purposes of cultural exchange. we've got ukranian stalker (you know this one: it's stalker), polish stalker is in early access... we must go further. release hungarian stalker. let the fine people of albania cook
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
every former soviet bloc country should produce a minimum of one (1) stalker, for purposes of cultural exchange. we've got ukranian stalker (you know this one: it's stalker), polish stalker is in early access... we must go further. release hungarian stalker. let the fine people of albania cook
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violet evergarden seems really mid but so long as they keep the lavishly rendered glove removal × mechanical hand joint operation shots coming i'll carry on sucking that garbage down like the sick hog i am
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
violet evergarden seems really mid but so long as they keep the lavishly rendered glove removal × mechanical hand joint operation shots coming i'll carry on sucking that garbage down like the sick hog i am
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i don't want the autistic cyborg girl to learn the meaning of love, is the thing. i want her to live a fulfilling life as an off-putting weirdo.
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i don't want the autistic cyborg girl to learn the meaning of love, is the thing. i want her to live a fulfilling life as an off-putting weirdo.
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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she thinks she’s a kitty
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
she thinks she’s a kitty
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City Protector Firestar froze, toast raised halfway to her parted and suddenly trembling lips. She squirmed, fruitlessly pulling the hem of her skirt toward her knees with her free hand.
"You guys' outfits have *underwear—?"*
"You guys' outfits have *underwear—?"*
if you do a magical girl transformation does the outfit come with its own set of underwear or are you still wearing your own underneath
October 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
City Protector Firestar froze, toast raised halfway to her parted and suddenly trembling lips. She squirmed, fruitlessly pulling the hem of her skirt toward her knees with her free hand.
"You guys' outfits have *underwear—?"*
"You guys' outfits have *underwear—?"*
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Shipgirls' hulls moaning as the drydock's tugs wrap them in painstaking, inescapable traceries of bicep-thick hawser. There's technically no need for it; they're good girls, compliant with traffic control's every command to hold position, but functional restraint is not the reason for shipari
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Shipgirls' hulls moaning as the drydock's tugs wrap them in painstaking, inescapable traceries of bicep-thick hawser. There's technically no need for it; they're good girls, compliant with traffic control's every command to hold position, but functional restraint is not the reason for shipari
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the worst thing about my roommates keeping an alexa in every common room just so they can use it to set timers (can do this on your phone (phone can do that (phone has it for you))) is that she - the alexa - clearly and audibly is not good at setting timers
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
the worst thing about my roommates keeping an alexa in every common room just so they can use it to set timers (can do this on your phone (phone can do that (phone has it for you))) is that she - the alexa - clearly and audibly is not good at setting timers
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what do you mean he has an autographed copy of Bound 😭😭😭😭
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
what do you mean he has an autographed copy of Bound 😭😭😭😭
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gorgongirl pinning her sister down and promptly dissolving into giggles as its snakes thipthip their little tongues all over her face
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
gorgongirl pinning her sister down and promptly dissolving into giggles as its snakes thipthip their little tongues all over her face
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If she's your girl, why is her training dummy my main in my color?
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If she's your girl, why is her training dummy my main in my color?
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Tenshi no Tamagotchi 🤭 (fake)
October 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Tenshi no Tamagotchi 🤭 (fake)
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it is officially feeble girl fall
October 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
it is officially feeble girl fall
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you boot up silent hill f and it gives you to understand that there's going to be some sort of systemic critique of patriarchy and the family and so on and then multiple consecutive hours are just about how badly two random high school girls suck
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
you boot up silent hill f and it gives you to understand that there's going to be some sort of systemic critique of patriarchy and the family and so on and then multiple consecutive hours are just about how badly two random high school girls suck
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I have still not actually compiled any kind of reading list.
I have, however, conned some of the rest of the Salon into providing theirs, accessible at brain-implant.tech/writing/cura...
I have, however, conned some of the rest of the Salon into providing theirs, accessible at brain-implant.tech/writing/cura...
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I have still not actually compiled any kind of reading list.
I have, however, conned some of the rest of the Salon into providing theirs, accessible at brain-implant.tech/writing/cura...
I have, however, conned some of the rest of the Salon into providing theirs, accessible at brain-implant.tech/writing/cura...
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Please, Ma'am, close this one's <div> tag! M-Ma'am, this one's formatting...!
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Please, Ma'am, close this one's <div> tag! M-Ma'am, this one's formatting...!
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ultra-rational doll with the mind and spirit of a machine? or broken sweetheart doll who acts like a perpetually dissociated cloudcuckoolander, a mermaid on the verge of vanishing into foam? trick question. they are best friends/sisters/lovers/all of the above.
October 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
ultra-rational doll with the mind and spirit of a machine? or broken sweetheart doll who acts like a perpetually dissociated cloudcuckoolander, a mermaid on the verge of vanishing into foam? trick question. they are best friends/sisters/lovers/all of the above.
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compressing the sensation of a little kitty meowing plaintively at you and rubbing its face on your calves while you're in the kitchen making breakfast under 10 megabytes so it can be sent over discord without nitro
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
compressing the sensation of a little kitty meowing plaintively at you and rubbing its face on your calves while you're in the kitchen making breakfast under 10 megabytes so it can be sent over discord without nitro