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DAN SMITH WILL TEACH YOU GUITAR! I never learned guitar, maybe I should have, I don’t know. Seems like a lot of fun getting up there and just going for it. Really strong guys on bass and drums. Yngwie Malmsteen!
I bet Zohran just Remembered Some Guys with Trump. Crazy Eddie. Dr. Zizmor. Jacoby & Meyers.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
DAN SMITH WILL TEACH YOU GUITAR! I never learned guitar, maybe I should have, I don’t know. Seems like a lot of fun getting up there and just going for it. Really strong guys on bass and drums. Yngwie Malmsteen!
Every day we get closer to the Torment Nexus
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Every day we get closer to the Torment Nexus
Overheard inside the line to exit the sold out Beta Band reunion show for The Three E.P.’s anniversary : “I think that the most famous thing they did is like this compilation of three E.P.’s they did called something like ‘The Three E.P.’s’”
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Overheard inside the line to exit the sold out Beta Band reunion show for The Three E.P.’s anniversary : “I think that the most famous thing they did is like this compilation of three E.P.’s they did called something like ‘The Three E.P.’s’”
Roku City has an Arby’s now. Recession indicator
October 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Roku City has an Arby’s now. Recession indicator
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100 years ago #OnThisDay, an extension of the IRT Flushing line opened with a new 111 Street station at Roosevelt Avenue in Corona, Queens. The debut of the IRT in Corona opened the area to vast commercial and residential development. This image shows Redbirds in service at the 111 Street station.
October 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
100 years ago #OnThisDay, an extension of the IRT Flushing line opened with a new 111 Street station at Roosevelt Avenue in Corona, Queens. The debut of the IRT in Corona opened the area to vast commercial and residential development. This image shows Redbirds in service at the 111 Street station.
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CARTOON/K_GONZO.GIF
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
CARTOON/K_GONZO.GIF
Will Shortz, feeling himself
October 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Will Shortz, feeling himself
Doing a land acknowledgement for the return of pee and poo
August 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Doing a land acknowledgement for the return of pee and poo
I know this isn’t the point but high vis over full camo is so fucking funny
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I know this isn’t the point but high vis over full camo is so fucking funny
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been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
August 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
System of a Down voice:
August 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
System of a Down voice:
Tool - Lateralus - 04 Mantra (2001)
Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard
August 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Tool - Lateralus - 04 Mantra (2001)
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I listen to this song 50 times a day as cope youtu.be/iOFKU_hwj2o
Sagat "Funk Dat"
YouTube video by maxirecords
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August 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I listen to this song 50 times a day as cope youtu.be/iOFKU_hwj2o
Gowron voice:
August 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Gowron voice:
When I put too many peas in my pasta the other week
July 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When I put too many peas in my pasta the other week
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
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really insanity inducing the trump/epstein thing is coming to a head now when it's such old news
July 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
really insanity inducing the trump/epstein thing is coming to a head now when it's such old news
Who up unfinishing they magnum opus
July 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Who up unfinishing they magnum opus
Can someone just offer him an OTB to run now so we can skip the whole Buffalo II thing
Cuomo will stay in NYC mayor’s race after conceding Democratic primary to Mamdani, sources tell CNN
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Cuomo will stay in NYC mayor’s race after conceding Democratic primary to Mamdani, CNN has learned | CNN Politics
Andrew Cuomo will not drop out of the New York City mayoral race by the Friday deadline to remove himself from the general election ballot, CNN has learned. That leaves in place contingency plans he h...
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June 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Can someone just offer him an OTB to run now so we can skip the whole Buffalo II thing
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
This is the best fuckin night for the electoral left since AOC won
June 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is the best fuckin night for the electoral left since AOC won
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"Good fucking riddance," Lander says of Andrew Cuomo, who was trailing behind Zohran Mamdani tonight
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Good fucking riddance," Lander says of Andrew Cuomo, who was trailing behind Zohran Mamdani tonight