Paul Savage
@comedysavage.bsky.social
Beloved comedian. Cartoonist working on working on a new book. Your mum would like me.
www.savagecomic.com
www.savagecomic.com
I am about to do a thing and it means logging back into 100 social media accounts.
Except Reddit, where I am banned for, and I quote, “Being too toxic for the r/snooker community”
Except Reddit, where I am banned for, and I quote, “Being too toxic for the r/snooker community”
September 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I am about to do a thing and it means logging back into 100 social media accounts.
Except Reddit, where I am banned for, and I quote, “Being too toxic for the r/snooker community”
Except Reddit, where I am banned for, and I quote, “Being too toxic for the r/snooker community”
I completely forgot this (and the thread below it) and it made me laugh a lot
Let’s dispense with the pleasantries, shall we, Mr Bond? You’re a stupid cunt and I fucked your mum
September 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I completely forgot this (and the thread below it) and it made me laugh a lot
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My wife has a medical emergency and I could really do with your help by donating / sharing / both. If you follow me & have ever liked any of the stuff I post, this is the best possible way to show that. Thank you.
www.gofundme.com/f/medical-co...
www.gofundme.com/f/medical-co...
Donate to Medical Costs For A Triple Leg Fracture, organized by Nick Pettigrew
Hello,
In a bit of a freak accident Stacy Pettigrew managed to fracture bot… Nick Pettigrew needs your support for Medical Costs For A Triple Leg Fracture
www.gofundme.com
March 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My wife has a medical emergency and I could really do with your help by donating / sharing / both. If you follow me & have ever liked any of the stuff I post, this is the best possible way to show that. Thank you.
www.gofundme.com/f/medical-co...
www.gofundme.com/f/medical-co...
Just misread a post by a comics writer discussing Fantastic Four’s The Thing and misread “Thanksgiving” as “Thingsgiving”
Which I am all in favour of making a real holiday to celebrate our saviour, Ben Grimm
Which I am all in favour of making a real holiday to celebrate our saviour, Ben Grimm
March 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Just misread a post by a comics writer discussing Fantastic Four’s The Thing and misread “Thanksgiving” as “Thingsgiving”
Which I am all in favour of making a real holiday to celebrate our saviour, Ben Grimm
Which I am all in favour of making a real holiday to celebrate our saviour, Ben Grimm
Zelenskyy, just know you could probably snap both their fat necks and no one would care
February 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Zelenskyy, just know you could probably snap both their fat necks and no one would care
A lovely bit of timeline synchro
February 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
A lovely bit of timeline synchro
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Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.
February 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.
If you didn’t immediately visualise Arsene Wenger then something is wrong.
imagine yourself in a big puffy coat. no, bigger than that. much bigger
January 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
If you didn’t immediately visualise Arsene Wenger then something is wrong.
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The "aging nu metal artist to casual fisherman" pipeline is non-existent. I want to see Jonathan Davis holding a carp.
January 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The "aging nu metal artist to casual fisherman" pipeline is non-existent. I want to see Jonathan Davis holding a carp.
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What’s the best vanity plate you’ve ever seen? I’ll go first
January 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What’s the best vanity plate you’ve ever seen? I’ll go first
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The ONE THING the UK punches above its weight at is the creative industries. Every move either party has made in the last 15 years has been to wreck them.
January 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The ONE THING the UK punches above its weight at is the creative industries. Every move either party has made in the last 15 years has been to wreck them.
Can you get rid of the guy that keeps pushing Dull Men’s Club and basketball arguments into my page?
I can barely use it for work which is all I have it for now
I can barely use it for work which is all I have it for now
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg warned employees Tuesday that the company is planning to push out “low performers” faster — a move that will lead to thousands of job cuts in a layoff that could affect 5 percent of the company.
Zuckerberg plans Meta layoffs as company culls ‘low-performers’ faster
Layoffs could affect 5 percent of the workforce as its CEO seeks to “raise the bar on performance management,” according to a memo viewed by The Post.
wapo.st
January 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Can you get rid of the guy that keeps pushing Dull Men’s Club and basketball arguments into my page?
I can barely use it for work which is all I have it for now
I can barely use it for work which is all I have it for now
I watched a fun movie called Coup! on my flight. It’s about a grifter messing with fancy people’s lives in 1918 New York and it’s got a Skarsgaard in.
I’m out of the loop on films but I’ve heard literally 0 about it (I picked due to short run time) and I’d give it 4 stars
I’m out of the loop on films but I’ve heard literally 0 about it (I picked due to short run time) and I’d give it 4 stars
January 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I watched a fun movie called Coup! on my flight. It’s about a grifter messing with fancy people’s lives in 1918 New York and it’s got a Skarsgaard in.
I’m out of the loop on films but I’ve heard literally 0 about it (I picked due to short run time) and I’d give it 4 stars
I’m out of the loop on films but I’ve heard literally 0 about it (I picked due to short run time) and I’d give it 4 stars
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Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
A reminder that both Facebook and twitter have been used for wide ranging paedophile rings to be arranged and for images of children to be shared and head offices at both did very little as it would cost money.
January 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A reminder that both Facebook and twitter have been used for wide ranging paedophile rings to be arranged and for images of children to be shared and head offices at both did very little as it would cost money.
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i predict that by the end of the year 2025, travel via dirigible will be the order of the day. railroad travel shall go the way of the dodo as hydrogen-filled airships allow intrepid sightseers to travel from new york to chicago within a single day. further, suppers will be electrified
January 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i predict that by the end of the year 2025, travel via dirigible will be the order of the day. railroad travel shall go the way of the dodo as hydrogen-filled airships allow intrepid sightseers to travel from new york to chicago within a single day. further, suppers will be electrified
I should have 10,000 followers and all my posts should go viral
January 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I should have 10,000 followers and all my posts should go viral
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This New Year I’m giving up smoking for good. Now I only smoke for evil.
January 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This New Year I’m giving up smoking for good. Now I only smoke for evil.
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Just lost another fight to the death.
December 31, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Just lost another fight to the death.
Let’s dispense with the pleasantries, shall we, Mr Bond? You’re a stupid cunt and I fucked your mum
December 29, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Let’s dispense with the pleasantries, shall we, Mr Bond? You’re a stupid cunt and I fucked your mum
How do I mute words on here? I’d curated my twitter feed to avoid quite a lot of “angry up the blood” nonsense and it’s all over here.
December 27, 2024 at 6:07 PM
How do I mute words on here? I’d curated my twitter feed to avoid quite a lot of “angry up the blood” nonsense and it’s all over here.
Trolley problem: There’s a runaway trolley bus, heading to a junction. Tied to the tracks are hundreds of people, yelling “pull the lever!”
The lever would shift it to a clear track where no one is tied.
But the people on the tracks are pronouncing it “LeVVer” not “LEEver”
So you see the issue
The lever would shift it to a clear track where no one is tied.
But the people on the tracks are pronouncing it “LeVVer” not “LEEver”
So you see the issue
December 27, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Trolley problem: There’s a runaway trolley bus, heading to a junction. Tied to the tracks are hundreds of people, yelling “pull the lever!”
The lever would shift it to a clear track where no one is tied.
But the people on the tracks are pronouncing it “LeVVer” not “LEEver”
So you see the issue
The lever would shift it to a clear track where no one is tied.
But the people on the tracks are pronouncing it “LeVVer” not “LEEver”
So you see the issue
Literally all of America’s problems stem in some way from some of them opening presents on Christmas Eve
December 24, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Literally all of America’s problems stem in some way from some of them opening presents on Christmas Eve
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The thing is that Santa knows when you’re awake. So if you see him kissing your mum then that’s a conscious power move that he’s making
October 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
The thing is that Santa knows when you’re awake. So if you see him kissing your mum then that’s a conscious power move that he’s making
Your annual reminder that David Sneddon is an answer in Articulate
December 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Your annual reminder that David Sneddon is an answer in Articulate