Jonny Addy
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Great fun was had at our first new act/new material night, aLiS Unspun, so much fun that we’re going to do more of them!

Thanks to Jonny Addy, 80s Luke, Niall Baxter, Charlie Ashton, Maff Brown, Mel Medford & Rob Mulholland for making our faces shake.

#Stockport #ComedyClub
March 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Join us on Thursday for our very first new act/new material comedy night! MC Jonny Addy introduces a line-up of fresh comedy from brand new comics and a couple of seasoned pros road-testing new material.

Doors 7pm; show starts 7.45pm. Tickets are just £3

wegottickets.com/event/650483

#Stockport
aLiS Unspun
We get so many enquiries from new acts who are looking to take their first steps on the comedy ladder, as well as those who are a year or two into their stage careers, that we've decided to put on a n...
wegottickets.com
March 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Zack Polanski, "Austerity was always the problem, not the European Union"

"If we want to solve the problems in this country right now we need to tackle inequality"

Kay Burley, "How?"

Zack Polanski, "Wealth tax.. Inequality in the country.. People are unhappy and our services are broken"
February 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Time to replay Wolfenstein for absolutely no reason at all...
January 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"No, you buffoon, you simpleton," I cry.

"Hoarding is only a symptom of mental illness if you're poor."
January 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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This is the most intrusive ad I’ve ever experienced.
January 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I wish there were more of my bones that I could clean than just my mouth bones.
January 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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A consumer’s guide to not being duped into buying bad products online: wapo.st/4j6aKd7
It’s harder than ever to find reliable product recommendations online
AI, paid content creators and algorithm hijinx are burying trustworthy recommendations.
wapo.st
January 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I keep arguing with wizards that they could use their powers to feed the poor and cure the sick.

But they are insistent that it's much more important that they capture a dragon and get it to fight some children.
January 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It will never not be funny to me that his name is President Fart.
January 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I keep typing 'Bog Monster' and 'Swamp Hag' into Indeed but it's not coming up with any jobs.
January 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I've got a lot of empathy for trans people cos I often look down at my body and think, 'this is wrong.'
January 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Everyday I say "Not today social media. No. I will be productive today!"

And yet here we are.
January 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
"Heard ya caught yerself an infinity fish. It a big 'un?"

I smile & raise my arms up. They extend beyond the horizon. The old man looks on in horror as all matter is enveloped in my eternal sleeves.

As the last vestiges of substance disappear I utter the words,

"Bout so big".
January 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Real life billionaires are such losers.

They've got all that money and not a single one of them has a giant gold coin pit they swim around in.
January 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I've known of Graeme and his talent for years and yet managed to miss this exceptional filmmaking resource he's been putting out - www.unfound.video?r=1qygaq&utm...

This will be especially interesting to weirdos, freaks, goblins and ghouls (aka my people).
Unfound Peoples Videotechnic | Graeme Cole | Substack
Roaming absurdist film school. Micro-essays on the esoterics of filmmaking. Trudging through wastelands of ignorance towards a Cinema of Doubt via Béla Tarr, the Kuchars, Maddin and Deren. Click to re...
www.unfound.video
January 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Despite all of the challenges - legal and meteorological - we did it!

After 40 years of damaging deregulation, Greater Manchester has this morning successfully retaken control of the whole its bus network. 🙌🏻
January 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
We used to slay dragons.
January 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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just learned that shaun the sheep is huge in japan. incredible
January 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Nobody talks about the fact that I didn't throw a single stone while living in this glass house.

No, all they talk about is my lack of a shower curtain.
January 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh you're not drinking alcohol for January? I'm not drinking anything.

I haven't had any liquid for two days and I've got a blinding headache, stomach cramps and all my skin has started to peel off.

This is proof of the toxins leaving my body.
January 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"New year, new me!" I shout as I throw out everything that brings me joy.

(Not keeping any of my medication cos I'm a new person now with no health issues)
January 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Just lost another fight to the death.
December 31, 2024 at 1:32 PM