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Just some light-hearted commentary on the inevitable collapse of American civilization
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NEW: Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while also removing apps designed to warn communities about ICE officials.
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
Ditch all Google products:
Chrome»Brave
Google»Brave Search
Gmail»Proton Mail
Drive»Proton Drive
Calendar»Proton Calendar
Pixel»Galaxy
Messages»Signal
Play Store»F Droid/Aurora
Maps»Magic Earth/OsmAnd
Weather»Breezy
The biggest🖕you can send to Google is to stop entrusting them with your data.
Chrome»Brave
Google»Brave Search
Gmail»Proton Mail
Drive»Proton Drive
Calendar»Proton Calendar
Pixel»Galaxy
Messages»Signal
Play Store»F Droid/Aurora
Maps»Magic Earth/OsmAnd
Weather»Breezy
The biggest🖕you can send to Google is to stop entrusting them with your data.
They can't make the argument that they deserve free government money because they're "job creators" and the bailout money will "trickle down" this time because they've actually been promising to eliminate most jobs within a couple years.
You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
They can't make the argument that they deserve free government money because they're "job creators" and the bailout money will "trickle down" this time because they've actually been promising to eliminate most jobs within a couple years.
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
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Daily reminder. You have a sexual predator in the WH. Hold him and everyone involved accountable.
The survivors deserve justice.
The public deserves answers.
The predators deserve consequences.
The survivors deserve justice.
The public deserves answers.
The predators deserve consequences.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Daily reminder. You have a sexual predator in the WH. Hold him and everyone involved accountable.
The survivors deserve justice.
The public deserves answers.
The predators deserve consequences.
The survivors deserve justice.
The public deserves answers.
The predators deserve consequences.
Wicked for Good was amazerrific.
12 stars.
12 stars.
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Wicked for Good was amazerrific.
12 stars.
12 stars.
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UPDATE: We've added 5 more staffers to our DOGE tracker, taking the total to 114.
This is everyone who we've confirmed has worked for DOGE ⤵️
This is everyone who we've confirmed has worked for DOGE ⤵️
Elon Musk’s Demolition Crew
Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, has been unleashed on federal agencies. ProPublica is attempting to document who is working with him and what they are doing.
projects.propublica.org
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
UPDATE: We've added 5 more staffers to our DOGE tracker, taking the total to 114.
This is everyone who we've confirmed has worked for DOGE ⤵️
This is everyone who we've confirmed has worked for DOGE ⤵️
Good. I hope they lose sleep like the people whose livelihoods they ruined certainly did.
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.Worse still is their growing belief that the b...
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Good. I hope they lose sleep like the people whose livelihoods they ruined certainly did.
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WATCH: We reviewed months of Fox News’ coverage and over 700 videos posted on social media by protesters, counterprotesters and others.
Here's how Fox News and the Trump administration provided a misleading picture of what was happening in Portland: https://propub.li/4a4TaE4
Here's how Fox News and the Trump administration provided a misleading picture of what was happening in Portland: https://propub.li/4a4TaE4
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
WATCH: We reviewed months of Fox News’ coverage and over 700 videos posted on social media by protesters, counterprotesters and others.
Here's how Fox News and the Trump administration provided a misleading picture of what was happening in Portland: https://propub.li/4a4TaE4
Here's how Fox News and the Trump administration provided a misleading picture of what was happening in Portland: https://propub.li/4a4TaE4
MTG has not moved to the left. Trump and the MAGA Republican party has somehow moved to the far right of Qanon sweetheart, Covid denier, J6 Insurrection supporter, and Jewish Space Laser enthusiast Marjorie Taylor Greene.
CNN: In the last couple of weeks or so, she's become kind of an ally on some issues. What do you make of this?
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
MTG has not moved to the left. Trump and the MAGA Republican party has somehow moved to the far right of Qanon sweetheart, Covid denier, J6 Insurrection supporter, and Jewish Space Laser enthusiast Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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Donald Trump should keep his reckless mouth shut.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Donald Trump should keep his reckless mouth shut.
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If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
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Trump is soft on crime.
A New Jersey fraudster who was pardoned by President Trump in 2021 was sentenced to 37 years in prison this month for running a $44 million Ponzi scheme, one of a growing number of people granted clemency by Trump only to be charged with new crimes.
A Fraudster Pardoned by Trump Gets 37 Years for Running Ponzi Scheme
A New Jersey man convicted of defrauding investors of roughly a quarter-billion dollars is among a growing number of people granted clemency only to to be charged with new crimes.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Trump is soft on crime.
ProPublica has interviewed 12 of the detained Venezuelans, spoke with dozens of relatives, friends and neighbors, reviewed public records databases, court documents and social media accounts
How cool would it be if ICE had put in as much effort as ProPublica BEFORE the raid?
How cool would it be if ICE had put in as much effort as ProPublica BEFORE the raid?
Stephen Miller said the Chicago building was “filled with TdA terrorists.”
DOJ prosecutors have not filed criminal charges or shown evidence that anyone arrested in the raid belonged to the Tren de Aragua gang.
With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social & @blockclubchi.bsky.social
DOJ prosecutors have not filed criminal charges or shown evidence that anyone arrested in the raid belonged to the Tren de Aragua gang.
With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social & @blockclubchi.bsky.social
“I Lost Everything”: Venezuelans Were Rounded Up in a Dramatic Midnight Raid but Never Charged With a Crime
Authorities said Tren de Aragua “terrorists” had taken over the building. A ProPublica investigation found little evidence to back up the government’s claims. For the first time, the Venezuelans arres...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
ProPublica has interviewed 12 of the detained Venezuelans, spoke with dozens of relatives, friends and neighbors, reviewed public records databases, court documents and social media accounts
How cool would it be if ICE had put in as much effort as ProPublica BEFORE the raid?
How cool would it be if ICE had put in as much effort as ProPublica BEFORE the raid?
The Trump Administration LOVES sex traffickers.
Big fans. Huge.
Big fans. Huge.
Interviews and records show the White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.
The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The Trump Administration LOVES sex traffickers.
Big fans. Huge.
Big fans. Huge.
Can confirm it's way better than gmail
Proton Mail is an appealing alternative to Gmail, Outlook, and Apple Mail. It also comes with advanced privacy and productivity features, including a way to manage newsletter overload. www.wired.com/story/4-tips...
4 Clever Tricks That Make It Worth Switching to Proton Mail
Proton Mail is an appealing alternative to Gmail, Outlook, and Apple Mail. It also comes with advanced privacy and productivity features, including a way to manage newsletter overload.
www.wired.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Can confirm it's way better than gmail
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NEW: the IRS accessed a massive database of Americans flights without a warrant. Includes where and when someone flew, credit card used. Usually when the government gets this data from an airline it needs approval. IRS accessed a database it just paid for access to
www.404media.co/irs-accessed...
www.404media.co/irs-accessed...
IRS Accessed Massive Database of Americans Flights Without a Warrant
A bipartisan letter reveals the IRS searched a database of hundreds of millions of travel records without first conducting a legal review. Airlines like Delta, United, American, and Southwest are sell...
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
NEW: the IRS accessed a massive database of Americans flights without a warrant. Includes where and when someone flew, credit card used. Usually when the government gets this data from an airline it needs approval. IRS accessed a database it just paid for access to
www.404media.co/irs-accessed...
www.404media.co/irs-accessed...
Wouldn't it just be so great to have a President who thought about this kind of shit BEFORE compulsively implementing broad sweeping tariffs, or a Congress who would use their authority to check his power and stop him from unilaterally doing tax policy by decree
The Trump administration announced that it would exempt a broad array of groceries—including staples like beef, coffee, and bananas—from the tariffs the president proudly implemented in April.
Trump finally admits his tariffs raise prices
With grocery costs spiking, Trump drops import taxes on more than one hundred products.
www.motherjones.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Wouldn't it just be so great to have a President who thought about this kind of shit BEFORE compulsively implementing broad sweeping tariffs, or a Congress who would use their authority to check his power and stop him from unilaterally doing tax policy by decree
I'd have to cover my "It's the economy, stupid!" neck tattoo.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I'd have to cover my "It's the economy, stupid!" neck tattoo.
Convicted pedophile and child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein thought Donald Trump was a disgusting fucking weirdo creep.
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Convicted pedophile and child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein thought Donald Trump was a disgusting fucking weirdo creep.
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Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
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The American political class is so disconnected from voters that they don’t realize that regular folks are totally down with a giant pan partisan jail cell holding everyone involved with Epstein’s crimes.
#uspoli
#uspoli
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The American political class is so disconnected from voters that they don’t realize that regular folks are totally down with a giant pan partisan jail cell holding everyone involved with Epstein’s crimes.
#uspoli
#uspoli
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
This is what we get when Republicans control government. Petty high school drama instead of an actually funtioning government.
Look if you want entertainment, watch these shitbirds on a reality TV show but quit fucking electing them to high office because the rest of us want the government to work.
Look if you want entertainment, watch these shitbirds on a reality TV show but quit fucking electing them to high office because the rest of us want the government to work.
Don’t break up on social media, kids. It’s just plain rude.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is what we get when Republicans control government. Petty high school drama instead of an actually funtioning government.
Look if you want entertainment, watch these shitbirds on a reality TV show but quit fucking electing them to high office because the rest of us want the government to work.
Look if you want entertainment, watch these shitbirds on a reality TV show but quit fucking electing them to high office because the rest of us want the government to work.