Collapse Laughs
@collapse-laughs.bsky.social
Just some light-hearted commentary on the inevitable collapse of American civilization
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Trump only pardons sexual predators, insurrectionists, and wealthy fraudsters. What's this turkey got into?
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Trump only pardons sexual predators, insurrectionists, and wealthy fraudsters. What's this turkey got into?
Soooooooo. Golden age? No?
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Soooooooo. Golden age? No?
I actually was really looking forward to Comey airing out all the evidence he had gathered against Trump to get his indictment
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I actually was really looking forward to Comey airing out all the evidence he had gathered against Trump to get his indictment
You heard him folks. Treat every flight from Pittsburgh to Phoenix like the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer PAPOW!
(I know it's a dated reference but I watched it again recently and it still hits)
(I know it's a dated reference but I watched it again recently and it still hits)
a man in a tuxedo is talking to a woman who is sitting behind him ..
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is talking to a woman who is sitting behind him ..
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November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You heard him folks. Treat every flight from Pittsburgh to Phoenix like the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer PAPOW!
(I know it's a dated reference but I watched it again recently and it still hits)
(I know it's a dated reference but I watched it again recently and it still hits)
If only there was some type of energy we could produce domestically so we don't need to always invade other countries for their oil ☀️🌬️🌊
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If only there was some type of energy we could produce domestically so we don't need to always invade other countries for their oil ☀️🌬️🌊
Turns out if you don't center your identity around "western civilization" and exclusively define "western" as white, you spend a lot less time worrying about brown immigrants and you can use that extra time on hobbies and learning new skills and not being an incel
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Turns out if you don't center your identity around "western civilization" and exclusively define "western" as white, you spend a lot less time worrying about brown immigrants and you can use that extra time on hobbies and learning new skills and not being an incel
Let's do it again! President AOC 2028 break their brains forever by making a Latina woman everyone's boss. Give them affordable healthcare and modern infrastructure that'll really show them!
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Let's do it again! President AOC 2028 break their brains forever by making a Latina woman everyone's boss. Give them affordable healthcare and modern infrastructure that'll really show them!
Trump looked like a grandpa who was excited to have his grandson come over to visit, except his grandson moved to Phoenix years ago and the person in his house was actually just the HVAC technician fixing the thermostat.
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Trump looked like a grandpa who was excited to have his grandson come over to visit, except his grandson moved to Phoenix years ago and the person in his house was actually just the HVAC technician fixing the thermostat.
Because MTG is... *checks notes*
Too dignified and self-respecting for the unserious MAGA coalition.
She will be dedicating her time to her true passions *checks notes again and wipes tears* Qanon and Jewish Space Lasers
Too dignified and self-respecting for the unserious MAGA coalition.
She will be dedicating her time to her true passions *checks notes again and wipes tears* Qanon and Jewish Space Lasers
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Because MTG is... *checks notes*
Too dignified and self-respecting for the unserious MAGA coalition.
She will be dedicating her time to her true passions *checks notes again and wipes tears* Qanon and Jewish Space Lasers
Too dignified and self-respecting for the unserious MAGA coalition.
She will be dedicating her time to her true passions *checks notes again and wipes tears* Qanon and Jewish Space Lasers
Marjorie "Jewish Space Laser" Taylor Greene is too dignified and serious for the current MAGA Repunlican party. Just let that sink in for a minute.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Marjorie "Jewish Space Laser" Taylor Greene is too dignified and serious for the current MAGA Repunlican party. Just let that sink in for a minute.
Well done.
Trump campaigned on the same principals you did: balancing the scales so working Americans have a voice too not just the uber rich.
Trump is a horse's ass but even he can see what you're advocating for is reasonable and you can work together if he pulls Stephen Miller out of his asshole.
Trump campaigned on the same principals you did: balancing the scales so working Americans have a voice too not just the uber rich.
Trump is a horse's ass but even he can see what you're advocating for is reasonable and you can work together if he pulls Stephen Miller out of his asshole.
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Well done.
Trump campaigned on the same principals you did: balancing the scales so working Americans have a voice too not just the uber rich.
Trump is a horse's ass but even he can see what you're advocating for is reasonable and you can work together if he pulls Stephen Miller out of his asshole.
Trump campaigned on the same principals you did: balancing the scales so working Americans have a voice too not just the uber rich.
Trump is a horse's ass but even he can see what you're advocating for is reasonable and you can work together if he pulls Stephen Miller out of his asshole.
Stock trading should be banned. Period. The reason everything sucks now stems from corporate execs finding new ways to cut costs, cut payroll, and squeeze more profit from customers in a never ending race to the bottom to turn profit for shareholders and investors. Turn Wall Street into a skate park
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Stock trading should be banned. Period. The reason everything sucks now stems from corporate execs finding new ways to cut costs, cut payroll, and squeeze more profit from customers in a never ending race to the bottom to turn profit for shareholders and investors. Turn Wall Street into a skate park