Collapse Laughs
@collapse-laughs.bsky.social
Just some light-hearted commentary on the inevitable collapse of American civilization
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That's still a pretty good deal.
I mean for 99¢ I'll take what I get...
I mean for 99¢ I'll take what I get...
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That's still a pretty good deal.
I mean for 99¢ I'll take what I get...
I mean for 99¢ I'll take what I get...
Some people seriously cannot see how bad shit is until their APC is hit by an RPG and then suddenly they're like "oh shit who could've predicted how bad the situation suddenly got?!"
We are all Sgt Al Powell.
We are all Sgt Al Powell.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Some people seriously cannot see how bad shit is until their APC is hit by an RPG and then suddenly they're like "oh shit who could've predicted how bad the situation suddenly got?!"
We are all Sgt Al Powell.
We are all Sgt Al Powell.
*Milquetoast neocon-friendly centrist wins Democratic primary, to the disappointment of progressives*
Dem establishment: "VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!"
*Progressive with inspiring ideas wins Democratic primary, to the disappointment of reach-across-the-aisle Overton Window chasers*
Dem establishment:
Dem establishment: "VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!"
*Progressive with inspiring ideas wins Democratic primary, to the disappointment of reach-across-the-aisle Overton Window chasers*
Dem establishment:
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 AM
*Milquetoast neocon-friendly centrist wins Democratic primary, to the disappointment of progressives*
Dem establishment: "VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!"
*Progressive with inspiring ideas wins Democratic primary, to the disappointment of reach-across-the-aisle Overton Window chasers*
Dem establishment:
Dem establishment: "VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!"
*Progressive with inspiring ideas wins Democratic primary, to the disappointment of reach-across-the-aisle Overton Window chasers*
Dem establishment:
Does Mike Johnson not know Congress has to authorize any money sent to Argentina? Why don't reporters ever push back on this shit?
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Does Mike Johnson not know Congress has to authorize any money sent to Argentina? Why don't reporters ever push back on this shit?
Perfect timing for Spotify to prompt me to buy more audiobook minutes while listening to Cory Doctorow's new book about Enshittification, specifically as I was wrapping up the chapter about rent seeking and technofeudalism.
A one-time 10 hour "Top Up" costs $12.99 on top of my $11.99/mo premium sub
A one-time 10 hour "Top Up" costs $12.99 on top of my $11.99/mo premium sub
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Perfect timing for Spotify to prompt me to buy more audiobook minutes while listening to Cory Doctorow's new book about Enshittification, specifically as I was wrapping up the chapter about rent seeking and technofeudalism.
A one-time 10 hour "Top Up" costs $12.99 on top of my $11.99/mo premium sub
A one-time 10 hour "Top Up" costs $12.99 on top of my $11.99/mo premium sub
There's pretty much only 1 amendment left that the Trump administration hadn't violated yet. That'll be coming soon.
October 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
There's pretty much only 1 amendment left that the Trump administration hadn't violated yet. That'll be coming soon.
dEmUrKaTz nEeDs tO tOnE dOwN tHe vIoLeNt RheToRiks aNd qUiT cAlLiNg pEoPlE yOu dIsAgReE wItH aUtHoRiTaRiAn! cAlLiNg rEpUbKiNz fAsCiTs gIvEs pErmIShin tO cOmMiT vIoLeNcE aGaInSt tHeM!
October 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
dEmUrKaTz nEeDs tO tOnE dOwN tHe vIoLeNt RheToRiks aNd qUiT cAlLiNg pEoPlE yOu dIsAgReE wItH aUtHoRiTaRiAn! cAlLiNg rEpUbKiNz fAsCiTs gIvEs pErmIShin tO cOmMiT vIoLeNcE aGaInSt tHeM!
Reason #782 to ditch Google and switch to Brave for browser and search, and switch to @proton.me for email, cloud files, docs, calendar, VPN, etc.
Google is part of the regime. The very minute Trump learns what a computer is Google will trade your search history and emails for mergers and tax cuts.
Google is part of the regime. The very minute Trump learns what a computer is Google will trade your search history and emails for mergers and tax cuts.
September 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Reason #782 to ditch Google and switch to Brave for browser and search, and switch to @proton.me for email, cloud files, docs, calendar, VPN, etc.
Google is part of the regime. The very minute Trump learns what a computer is Google will trade your search history and emails for mergers and tax cuts.
Google is part of the regime. The very minute Trump learns what a computer is Google will trade your search history and emails for mergers and tax cuts.
@thehill.com just curious if you've fired Derek Hunter for being the most grotesque combination of wrongness and smugness in history?
September 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@thehill.com just curious if you've fired Derek Hunter for being the most grotesque combination of wrongness and smugness in history?
There's a reason why almost every single one of my bloops hits the character limit
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
There's a reason why almost every single one of my bloops hits the character limit
New York is consistently among the top "donor states" contributing vastly more to the federal government in taxes than they receive in grants and benefits, most of which comes from NYC.
Trump better check himself if he thinks he's going to withhold funds from blue cities without repercussions.
Trump better check himself if he thinks he's going to withhold funds from blue cities without repercussions.
September 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
New York is consistently among the top "donor states" contributing vastly more to the federal government in taxes than they receive in grants and benefits, most of which comes from NYC.
Trump better check himself if he thinks he's going to withhold funds from blue cities without repercussions.
Trump better check himself if he thinks he's going to withhold funds from blue cities without repercussions.
The movie she's been watching:
September 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The movie she's been watching:
It's really important to blame the rise in autism on anything except the fact that we feed our children ultra processed bullshit when our bodies evolved to digest whole foods found in nature
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
It's really important to blame the rise in autism on anything except the fact that we feed our children ultra processed bullshit when our bodies evolved to digest whole foods found in nature
Instead of "done" can I drop a "fuck em" instead?
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Instead of "done" can I drop a "fuck em" instead?
Fuck the fascists and fuck anyone who bends the knee to them. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel and, more importantly, the First Amendment right to call out fascists for being fuckwits.
September 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Fuck the fascists and fuck anyone who bends the knee to them. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel and, more importantly, the First Amendment right to call out fascists for being fuckwits.
September 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
There are actually some pretty fascinating developments in energy storage that leverage physics to store potential energy until the grid needs it. Tell your MAGA uncle that gravity exists.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
September 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
There are actually some pretty fascinating developments in energy storage that leverage physics to store potential energy until the grid needs it. Tell your MAGA uncle that gravity exists.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Dropping this unrelated pic in the thread for no reason in particular.
August 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Dropping this unrelated pic in the thread for no reason in particular.
Why are Republicans so concerned with Trendy Agua?
I thought they liked ice.
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I thought they liked ice.
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July 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Why are Republicans so concerned with Trendy Agua?
I thought they liked ice.
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I thought they liked ice.
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This is the issue Trump is focused on right now?
P.S. he just slapped tariffs on most of the places in the world where Coca Cola would source sugar cane from if they were going to change the recipe.
P.S. he just slapped tariffs on most of the places in the world where Coca Cola would source sugar cane from if they were going to change the recipe.
July 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
This is the issue Trump is focused on right now?
P.S. he just slapped tariffs on most of the places in the world where Coca Cola would source sugar cane from if they were going to change the recipe.
P.S. he just slapped tariffs on most of the places in the world where Coca Cola would source sugar cane from if they were going to change the recipe.
My first thought: "They're obviously covering something up to protect Trump."
My second thought: "I really like that font."
#graphicdesign #adhd #epstein
I contain multitudes.
My second thought: "I really like that font."
#graphicdesign #adhd #epstein
I contain multitudes.
July 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My first thought: "They're obviously covering something up to protect Trump."
My second thought: "I really like that font."
#graphicdesign #adhd #epstein
I contain multitudes.
My second thought: "I really like that font."
#graphicdesign #adhd #epstein
I contain multitudes.
Weird. I could swear I read somewhere that THE FUCK THEY DON'T
July 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Weird. I could swear I read somewhere that THE FUCK THEY DON'T
lol a friend texted me this one. Art of the deal...
July 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
lol a friend texted me this one. Art of the deal...
Zohran Mamdani was born in 1991. Your fake post attributed to him is time stamped 5 years before he was even born.
June 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Zohran Mamdani was born in 1991. Your fake post attributed to him is time stamped 5 years before he was even born.