CG
coffinsyrup.bsky.social
CG
@coffinsyrup.bsky.social
Sorry bout it
Hammer click, let go
December 11, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Ah yeah
November 13, 2024 at 10:55 PM
August 12, 2023 at 3:41 AM
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July 25, 2023 at 3:56 AM
This is SO much funnier from an Australian perspective
July 25, 2023 at 7:24 AM
Alright
July 24, 2023 at 8:32 AM
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It’s so cool here. Nothing you say here matters. They can’t prosecute you.
July 12, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run
July 14, 2023 at 5:35 AM
Gonna love what happens when people realise they can’t delete their threads account without deleting their entire Insta account
July 6, 2023 at 8:02 AM
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Don’t press me for more information. I don’t have it. I am clinically unable to not mind my business.
July 6, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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Threads is what you would get if only Twitter Blue users were allowed to post
July 6, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Bluesky feels like the smokers area of the bar where it’s a little quieter & everyone is hanging out and the bouncers don’t give much of a shit what you’re doing and there’s a couple doing hand stuff in the corner
July 4, 2023 at 9:33 PM
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Gonna repost some of my classic memes over here. if you already saw some who cares
July 4, 2023 at 9:07 AM
People say they want to find and kill god, I want to find and kill 6-8 beers in my driveway
July 4, 2023 at 9:02 AM
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I think we can all agree that if ANY British people arrive on this app we relentlessly bully them until they leave. I DON’T want to hear about “tea time” or “greggs sausage rolls” or “football player dogging scandals”!!!
July 4, 2023 at 7:54 AM
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Those of you on here saying "we don't yell at people; we don't do quote dunks" are leaving yourselves unarmed and unprepared for the evil that is surely coming
July 3, 2023 at 11:45 PM
What style of deranged will I start this account on? Or is it just twitter NG+?
July 3, 2023 at 10:00 PM
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looking for all my precious twitter mutuals
July 3, 2023 at 9:36 PM
What’s up?
July 3, 2023 at 11:42 AM