They’re putting my roommate down today for tearing up all the furniture
May 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
They’re putting my roommate down today for tearing up all the furniture
Things are teeing-up great for me, a guy who is developing the Walton Goggins hairline.
April 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Things are teeing-up great for me, a guy who is developing the Walton Goggins hairline.
They call baseball the beautiful game because the sight of three beers and four hot dogs universally tugs on heart strings
April 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
They call baseball the beautiful game because the sight of three beers and four hot dogs universally tugs on heart strings
I’m in my 30’s and I’m going to do something drastic
April 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m in my 30’s and I’m going to do something drastic
What’s up bluesky nation
April 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What’s up bluesky nation
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It’s so cool here. Nothing you say here matters. They can’t prosecute you.
July 12, 2023 at 8:49 PM
It’s so cool here. Nothing you say here matters. They can’t prosecute you.
I am God’s favorite moron
November 26, 2024 at 4:12 PM
I am God’s favorite moron
I’m not just a goofy dad, I’m also a barrel chested freak with a heart of gold.
November 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I’m not just a goofy dad, I’m also a barrel chested freak with a heart of gold.
On one hand my life is falling apart and on the other everyone at work said I look really buff so I’m doing great 👍🏻
November 26, 2024 at 4:07 PM
On one hand my life is falling apart and on the other everyone at work said I look really buff so I’m doing great 👍🏻
Eat up you little freaks. I love you all so much.
November 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Eat up you little freaks. I love you all so much.
Greasy guys are like the marines
November 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Greasy guys are like the marines
Gross boys want your location
November 19, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Gross boys want your location
I have to support all the troops? Not just the gay and stupid ones?
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I have to support all the troops? Not just the gay and stupid ones?
I hate everything except for all the stuff I love
November 28, 2023 at 9:58 PM
I hate everything except for all the stuff I love
Got five invite codes on here that are looking like Weimar bucks right about now
September 27, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Got five invite codes on here that are looking like Weimar bucks right about now
I refuse to poop on my own time. I just drove to work and clocked in
September 27, 2023 at 8:19 PM
I refuse to poop on my own time. I just drove to work and clocked in
Animal House is about how college is full of joy and laughter
September 27, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Animal House is about how college is full of joy and laughter
What’s up pals who’s fuckin who on here
September 27, 2023 at 8:18 PM
What’s up pals who’s fuckin who on here
Just had the worst summer of my life, which if you know my lore is pretty bad. I’m going to roll into my freshman level science labs next week, a thirty year old man foaming at the mouth, with the most insanely intense energy possible.
August 24, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Just had the worst summer of my life, which if you know my lore is pretty bad. I’m going to roll into my freshman level science labs next week, a thirty year old man foaming at the mouth, with the most insanely intense energy possible.
Welcome to the gay army, recruit. Now drop and give me 20 gay push-ups.
August 23, 2023 at 5:41 AM
Welcome to the gay army, recruit. Now drop and give me 20 gay push-ups.
In shambles is one of the ways people always tell you not to be as if I got a dang choice
August 23, 2023 at 5:12 AM
In shambles is one of the ways people always tell you not to be as if I got a dang choice
Waking up sweaty, dehydrated, confused in Jasper’s bed at 1:00am after the “Lisa wake me up” protocol fails to enact at toddler bedtime
August 23, 2023 at 5:11 AM
Waking up sweaty, dehydrated, confused in Jasper’s bed at 1:00am after the “Lisa wake me up” protocol fails to enact at toddler bedtime
What are you guys up to tonight. Yeah, same.
August 23, 2023 at 12:29 AM
What are you guys up to tonight. Yeah, same.
Posting actionable threats on Twitter
August 23, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Posting actionable threats on Twitter
Hey fart it out your ass, pal
August 23, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Hey fart it out your ass, pal