Coffill
@coffill.bsky.social
Pizzaiolo, cicerone, baseballogist. Also, music.
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Every week, I see at least one headline that’s exactly this tweet.
July 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Every week, I see at least one headline that’s exactly this tweet.
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
Me, watching Andor, when the obscure Arvo Pärt musical quote (Fratres) dropped
May 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me, watching Andor, when the obscure Arvo Pärt musical quote (Fratres) dropped
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The PBS Kids app is one of the few things you can trust your kids to play around with on a computer. All the shows that you can stream are good and entertaining. Nothing positive comes from getting rid of this, they're just trying to make life worse for everyone www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
Department of Education Eliminates Grant for PBS Children’s Shows
www.nytimes.com
May 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The PBS Kids app is one of the few things you can trust your kids to play around with on a computer. All the shows that you can stream are good and entertaining. Nothing positive comes from getting rid of this, they're just trying to make life worse for everyone www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
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This was supposed to be a joke.
a woman is sitting in a living room talking to someone and says " i mean it 's one banana "
ALT: a woman is sitting in a living room talking to someone and says " i mean it 's one banana "
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
This was supposed to be a joke.
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
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Too bad reporters at outlets like the NYT and CNN were too fucking incompetent to talk about student loan repayment plans BEFORE the election finance.yahoo.com/news/500-500...
From $500 to $5000: millennials are watching their monthly student loan payments skyrocket under Trump and panicking on TikTok
Millions of college grads are facing nightmarish monthly student loan payment jumps due to Donald Trump's changes to income-driven repayment plans.
finance.yahoo.com
March 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Too bad reporters at outlets like the NYT and CNN were too fucking incompetent to talk about student loan repayment plans BEFORE the election finance.yahoo.com/news/500-500...
My 6yo spent last year on the Brewers and has switched allegiances this spring to the local little league Nationals. He is so confused why I called him Tony Plush and keep quoting the greatest baseball article of all time @baumann.bsky.social
» The Legend of Tony Plush
grantland.com
March 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My 6yo spent last year on the Brewers and has switched allegiances this spring to the local little league Nationals. He is so confused why I called him Tony Plush and keep quoting the greatest baseball article of all time @baumann.bsky.social
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A reminder for these times.
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A reminder for these times.
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The internet isn’t fun anymore
February 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The internet isn’t fun anymore
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
RIP to an absolute legend, inspiration for my most productive rehearsal tip:
January 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
RIP to an absolute legend, inspiration for my most productive rehearsal tip:
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As has been said many times, "A Christmas Carol" is a reminder that the wealthy must be terrorized into basic compassion and doing the correct moral thing.
a man wearing a top hat and a beard smiles for the camera
ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a beard smiles for the camera
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 3:18 AM
As has been said many times, "A Christmas Carol" is a reminder that the wealthy must be terrorized into basic compassion and doing the correct moral thing.
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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
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One symptom of a moral panic is that "i've never experienced it, but I've heard its bad elsewhere" because they are responding to extreme and unrepresentative cases that gain disproportionate attention.
Students' thoughts on campus speech. Turns out, very few say faculty are the problem. Students also say campus speech is more problematic at other places than their own campus. www.insidehighered.com/news/student...
December 21, 2024 at 9:01 PM
One symptom of a moral panic is that "i've never experienced it, but I've heard its bad elsewhere" because they are responding to extreme and unrepresentative cases that gain disproportionate attention.
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An independent assessment of UNCG's finances revealed that there is no budget crisis that justifies the proposed cuts, and indeed that the real issue is the cost of admin salaries and a significant deficit in the athletic department.
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October 19, 2023 at 11:28 AM
An independent assessment of UNCG's finances revealed that there is no budget crisis that justifies the proposed cuts, and indeed that the real issue is the cost of admin salaries and a significant deficit in the athletic department.
ncnewsline.com/2023/10/16/m...
ncnewsline.com/2023/10/16/m...
Who can forget Christopher Trotman Nixon. Late 90s-early 00s Sox legend.
Trot Nixon
RF
Debut: 1996 - Retired: 2008
NYM - CLE - BOS
RF
Debut: 1996 - Retired: 2008
NYM - CLE - BOS
Trot Nixon at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Trot Nixon
baseball-reference.com
October 19, 2023 at 1:05 PM
Who can forget Christopher Trotman Nixon. Late 90s-early 00s Sox legend.
Is this an all-time great font LCS? D’backs have a great front jersey font (FANGS!) but Phillies are wearing TWO Hall of Fame-level fonts (front & back) tonight. Like the classic script on the front, but love the one-of-a-kind rounded letters & numbers on the back.
October 18, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Is this an all-time great font LCS? D’backs have a great front jersey font (FANGS!) but Phillies are wearing TWO Hall of Fame-level fonts (front & back) tonight. Like the classic script on the front, but love the one-of-a-kind rounded letters & numbers on the back.