Tyler Burch
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Tyler Burch
@tylerjamesburch.com
Tired but hydrated. Lead Data Analyst for the Boston Red Sox. Recovering physicist. Formerly: Argonne, CERN (ATLAS), NIU, Murray State, St. Louis-ish
Wow the social media department really got comprehensive with this one
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Idk I’m finding this whole “an AI agent completely unprompted wrote a takedown blog post of an open source contributor” story a little hard to believe if I’m being honest
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
2017: Millennials are splurging on avocado toast

2026: Millennials are splurging on rotisserie chicken

2031: Millennials are splurging on a third meal each day

2036: Millennials are splurging on tap water
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
these rocks go in an awfully straight line for a sport ostensibly called curling.
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Million dollar idea I’m giving away for free: hoodies for parents.

The only difference is there’s no strings for your teething baby to eat while you’re trying to get them to nap.
February 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
It’s like 5 degrees outside, I could have told you that. You don’t need a meteorological groundhog.
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
The better LLMs get, the more data scientists are going to find out the truth.
February 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Ok actually got some screenshots and a blog post put together this morning

tylerjamesburch.com/blog/misc/li...
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Eyes on the prize, New England
January 26, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Do you hate leaving your terminal as much as I do?

Do you use Linear for project management?

Do you have strong opinions?

If so, check out this TUI I wrote for Linear and give me feedback: github.com/tjburch/line...
GitHub - tjburch/linear-term: Terminal user interface for Linear project management
Terminal user interface for Linear project management - tjburch/linear-term
github.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Just saw someone using a state-of-the-art GPU to “process graphics” and it’s like ???? don’t you know those are for machine learning models or bitcoin mining? cmon dude
January 25, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I just want to live in my snuggly comfortable zsh terminal and never leave, that’s all I ask.
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
smh wake me up when something exciting happens. I'm not getting out of bed for an aurora BOREalis
January 20, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Luckily I don’t have a picky toddler like all those other kids. I’ve even convinced mine to try chicken hearts.
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Snow
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The kid has RSV so I’m shift sleeping tonight. Movie recs?
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
TIL the shoe bomber canonically exists in the Daniel Tiger universe.
January 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
has anyone considered making a version of SQL that isn't so disgustingly verbose? jw
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I say this gently - I think we all could stand to be a little less weird about protein
January 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Opened the door to a 3 year old in a ballerina outfit and a penguin winter hat running at me yelling “DADDYS HOME! DADDYS HOME!” and life was absolutely perfect for that moment in time.
January 12, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The first rule about Bruno is: you don’t talk about Bruno.

The second rule about Bruno is: you don’t talk about Bruno.
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Kind of incredible how bad Apple’s voice-to-text is considering, you know, it’s Apple.
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
2026 Resolution: more whimsy
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
“huh, it’s weird I’m tired at like 6:30,” he says, completely forgetting it’s his 22nd consecutive day of being woken up at 5 am by a teething baby.
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Challah at ya boy
January 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM