Tyler Burch
@tylerjamesburch.com
Tired but hydrated. Lead Data Analyst for the Boston Red Sox. Recovering physicist. Formerly: Argonne, CERN (ATLAS), NIU, Murray State, St. Louis-ish
Officially one step closer to Bismuth Analyst
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Officially one step closer to Bismuth Analyst
In S1E05 of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+ they make a “Goofy Pizza” topped with “tomato sauce, onions, pickles, cheese, and hotdog links, if you please.”
I’m here to report that, unfortunately, it’s just alright at best.
I’m here to report that, unfortunately, it’s just alright at best.
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
In S1E05 of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+ they make a “Goofy Pizza” topped with “tomato sauce, onions, pickles, cheese, and hotdog links, if you please.”
I’m here to report that, unfortunately, it’s just alright at best.
I’m here to report that, unfortunately, it’s just alright at best.
not to bring the bad site over here but, heck yes.
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
not to bring the bad site over here but, heck yes.
“Touch grass”
yeah ok sure, why not
yeah ok sure, why not
September 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“Touch grass”
yeah ok sure, why not
yeah ok sure, why not
I was trying to explain the Green Monster to my toddler, and the google image search has big “there are two kinds of people in the world” energy
September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I was trying to explain the Green Monster to my toddler, and the google image search has big “there are two kinds of people in the world” energy
live look in at me doing devops
September 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
live look in at me doing devops
Getting old is the worst. Guess I have to add “bar pizza and wings” to food I can’t eat on weeknights.
September 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Getting old is the worst. Guess I have to add “bar pizza and wings” to food I can’t eat on weeknights.
oh yeah, we're so back
September 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
oh yeah, we're so back
Big time dad moves this morning: pink pancakes
September 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Big time dad moves this morning: pink pancakes
oh no, i am a dinosaur
September 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
oh no, i am a dinosaur
last one for the year
September 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
last one for the year
It’s so beautiful, I could cry.
August 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It’s so beautiful, I could cry.
“Turn on your oven, throw stuff in there, then leave it unattended while you go for a walk.” - The Walt Disney Company
August 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“Turn on your oven, throw stuff in there, then leave it unattended while you go for a walk.” - The Walt Disney Company
lord beer me strength to get through this deadline day with a brain of mush
July 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
lord beer me strength to get through this deadline day with a brain of mush
it's a niche one, to say the least
July 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
it's a niche one, to say the least
Apparently I’ve reached that point of aging where I can’t do wild and crazy stuff like “eat pizza after 9 pm” anymore.
July 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Apparently I’ve reached that point of aging where I can’t do wild and crazy stuff like “eat pizza after 9 pm” anymore.
I thought my carrots looked like they were almost ready, so I tried picking one today. Turns out they are very much not ready.
July 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I thought my carrots looked like they were almost ready, so I tried picking one today. Turns out they are very much not ready.
Boy oh boy was that fun
July 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Boy oh boy was that fun
I'm sorry but "vibe coding" needs to become a derogatory term.
July 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm sorry but "vibe coding" needs to become a derogatory term.
I made apple rhubarb “toaster strudels”
June 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I made apple rhubarb “toaster strudels”