Glenn
@coffeeandpi.bsky.social
Dad, husband, engineer, dog lover, amateur rocket scientist, trying to upgrade my "ally" card to one that says "accomplice", (He/Him)
Banner is Pride Fighter, by @girldrawsghosts.bsky.social
Banner is Pride Fighter, by @girldrawsghosts.bsky.social
Reposted by Glenn
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
Reposted by Glenn
Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."
Reposted by Glenn
i will never vote for Gavin Newsom. i want every other politician to look at how badly Newsom destroyed his own political career by pivoting to fascism & see it as a clear warning that the dignity of marginalized people is not negotiable.
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i will never vote for Gavin Newsom. i want every other politician to look at how badly Newsom destroyed his own political career by pivoting to fascism & see it as a clear warning that the dignity of marginalized people is not negotiable.
Person 1: Tell me you're not an engineer without actually saying it.
Person 2: *makes and maintains eye contact*
Person 1: *visibly shaking* OKAY! OKAY!! AAHHH STAAAAAAP
Person 2: *makes and maintains eye contact*
Person 1: *visibly shaking* OKAY! OKAY!! AAHHH STAAAAAAP
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Person 1: Tell me you're not an engineer without actually saying it.
Person 2: *makes and maintains eye contact*
Person 1: *visibly shaking* OKAY! OKAY!! AAHHH STAAAAAAP
Person 2: *makes and maintains eye contact*
Person 1: *visibly shaking* OKAY! OKAY!! AAHHH STAAAAAAP
Honest question: what's wrong with Hamilton?
I live under a rock and only watched it just recently. What am I missing?
I live under a rock and only watched it just recently. What am I missing?
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Honest question: what's wrong with Hamilton?
I live under a rock and only watched it just recently. What am I missing?
I live under a rock and only watched it just recently. What am I missing?
*Ghostbusters music*
Who you gonna call?
NOBODY
I am an introvert. Ghosts haunting the house are the most efficient way I've found to make friends. Move along, we're good here.
Who you gonna call?
NOBODY
I am an introvert. Ghosts haunting the house are the most efficient way I've found to make friends. Move along, we're good here.
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
*Ghostbusters music*
Who you gonna call?
NOBODY
I am an introvert. Ghosts haunting the house are the most efficient way I've found to make friends. Move along, we're good here.
Who you gonna call?
NOBODY
I am an introvert. Ghosts haunting the house are the most efficient way I've found to make friends. Move along, we're good here.
WIMDY
October 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
WIMDY
Anyone know the LD50 for fresh baked sourdough?
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Anyone know the LD50 for fresh baked sourdough?
October 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Important note - it's not about how fast you respond to things, it's about who you target.
Fair and equitable enforcement that is just slow would get a different response from your users.
Fair and equitable enforcement that is just slow would get a different response from your users.
Right now, we’re a small team with a growing backlog. The slower we get, the more people wonder why decisions aren’t being made in real time — but with human review and millions of posts, that’s simply not possible. 3/9
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Important note - it's not about how fast you respond to things, it's about who you target.
Fair and equitable enforcement that is just slow would get a different response from your users.
Fair and equitable enforcement that is just slow would get a different response from your users.
*hands mic to @jay.bsky.team*
(...this is the part where you tell us all how you're going to make it right.)
(...this is the part where you tell us all how you're going to make it right.)
October 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
*hands mic to @jay.bsky.team*
(...this is the part where you tell us all how you're going to make it right.)
(...this is the part where you tell us all how you're going to make it right.)
Reposted by Glenn
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THEN I'M SORRY THAT MY BEHAVIOR CAUSED YOU DISTRESS, I WILL REFLECT ON THE IMPACT MY ACTIONS HAVE ON OTHERS AND TRY TO IMPROVE MYSELF.
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.
June 16, 2023 at 5:10 PM
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THEN I'M SORRY THAT MY BEHAVIOR CAUSED YOU DISTRESS, I WILL REFLECT ON THE IMPACT MY ACTIONS HAVE ON OTHERS AND TRY TO IMPROVE MYSELF.
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.
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"it might be conscious but unable to express it! You can't know."
O-kay... That sounds like you are trying to argue for existence of a soul. Why have you never argued this for animals or other objects that didn't have multibillion dollar marketing campaigns?
O-kay... That sounds like you are trying to argue for existence of a soul. Why have you never argued this for animals or other objects that didn't have multibillion dollar marketing campaigns?
October 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"it might be conscious but unable to express it! You can't know."
O-kay... That sounds like you are trying to argue for existence of a soul. Why have you never argued this for animals or other objects that didn't have multibillion dollar marketing campaigns?
O-kay... That sounds like you are trying to argue for existence of a soul. Why have you never argued this for animals or other objects that didn't have multibillion dollar marketing campaigns?
Don't mind me, just doing the Happy Leo over here after my Syrian friend called me Habibi.
September 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Don't mind me, just doing the Happy Leo over here after my Syrian friend called me Habibi.
Come on @microsoft.com, how do you fuck up screenshot? I had to download an app to take screenshot because of course, and then the app doesnt even work.
Why do you consistently make make your product worse with every release?
I gotta see if our IT guys will let me run Linux, this is just stupid.
Why do you consistently make make your product worse with every release?
I gotta see if our IT guys will let me run Linux, this is just stupid.
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Come on @microsoft.com, how do you fuck up screenshot? I had to download an app to take screenshot because of course, and then the app doesnt even work.
Why do you consistently make make your product worse with every release?
I gotta see if our IT guys will let me run Linux, this is just stupid.
Why do you consistently make make your product worse with every release?
I gotta see if our IT guys will let me run Linux, this is just stupid.
Still trying to process how, no matter how stupid or insane or cruel the order, there is always a person that will carry it out.
Someone pulled that trigger. Someone pressed that button.
Technology will never hide the fact that a distressingly large amount of people are just absolute monsters.
Someone pulled that trigger. Someone pressed that button.
Technology will never hide the fact that a distressingly large amount of people are just absolute monsters.
September 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Still trying to process how, no matter how stupid or insane or cruel the order, there is always a person that will carry it out.
Someone pulled that trigger. Someone pressed that button.
Technology will never hide the fact that a distressingly large amount of people are just absolute monsters.
Someone pulled that trigger. Someone pressed that button.
Technology will never hide the fact that a distressingly large amount of people are just absolute monsters.
Journalists: Here's a thought. Start reporting the cost of things in terms of multiples of how much it would take to end world hunger. Call the unit the "World Hunger" (WH).
A couple years back we learned that this would cost somewhere around $6bn if I remember correctly.
$12bn is 2 WH's, etc.
A couple years back we learned that this would cost somewhere around $6bn if I remember correctly.
$12bn is 2 WH's, etc.
September 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Journalists: Here's a thought. Start reporting the cost of things in terms of multiples of how much it would take to end world hunger. Call the unit the "World Hunger" (WH).
A couple years back we learned that this would cost somewhere around $6bn if I remember correctly.
$12bn is 2 WH's, etc.
A couple years back we learned that this would cost somewhere around $6bn if I remember correctly.
$12bn is 2 WH's, etc.
I just misread someone's job title of "Solutions Consultant" as "Solutions Insultant" and I think I may have just unlocked a new career choice.
"Here's my solution."
"Yeah, well it sucks. Try again."
I could do this.
"Here's my solution."
"Yeah, well it sucks. Try again."
I could do this.
September 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I just misread someone's job title of "Solutions Consultant" as "Solutions Insultant" and I think I may have just unlocked a new career choice.
"Here's my solution."
"Yeah, well it sucks. Try again."
I could do this.
"Here's my solution."
"Yeah, well it sucks. Try again."
I could do this.
Me: *doin' a thing*
Pandora: *plays The Trees (Rush, 1978)*
Me: *Wow, the 70's were a weird time. A huge band could just write a song about trees and it goes big.*
*keeps listening*
This isn't a song about trees at all, is it?
Pandora: *plays The Trees (Rush, 1978)*
Me: *Wow, the 70's were a weird time. A huge band could just write a song about trees and it goes big.*
*keeps listening*
This isn't a song about trees at all, is it?
August 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Me: *doin' a thing*
Pandora: *plays The Trees (Rush, 1978)*
Me: *Wow, the 70's were a weird time. A huge band could just write a song about trees and it goes big.*
*keeps listening*
This isn't a song about trees at all, is it?
Pandora: *plays The Trees (Rush, 1978)*
Me: *Wow, the 70's were a weird time. A huge band could just write a song about trees and it goes big.*
*keeps listening*
This isn't a song about trees at all, is it?
Figure out how to get this guy on all the ballots, please
All of them
All of them
Pritzker: Over the last four years, we have seen homicides drop in half. That’s something the President should pay attention to. I know he doesn’t read but I know he watches TV so perhaps if someone from Fox or Newsmax is here
August 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Figure out how to get this guy on all the ballots, please
All of them
All of them
I gotta be honest, I'm not really OK being asked to find sympathy for robots before trans people.
Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
As first AI-led rights advocacy group is founded, industry is divided on whether models are, or can be, sentient
www.theguardian.com
August 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I gotta be honest, I'm not really OK being asked to find sympathy for robots before trans people.
Reposted by Glenn
Microwaving a Hot Pocket takes 2 minutes (120 seconds). Google says Gemini uses 0.24 Watt-hours per prompt, about the same as using the microwave for 1 second. THEREFORE, you can either do 120 AI prompts or make 1 Hot Pocket for the same energy. AI is 1/120 Hot Pocket Units. bsky.app/profile/dave...
Wait i know a guy who makes his students do this type of math it is @costasamaras.com
August 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Microwaving a Hot Pocket takes 2 minutes (120 seconds). Google says Gemini uses 0.24 Watt-hours per prompt, about the same as using the microwave for 1 second. THEREFORE, you can either do 120 AI prompts or make 1 Hot Pocket for the same energy. AI is 1/120 Hot Pocket Units. bsky.app/profile/dave...
Just for the record, trans people rule.
I see you. Keep that up.
I see you. Keep that up.
August 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Just for the record, trans people rule.
I see you. Keep that up.
I see you. Keep that up.
*hits blunt*
The existence of the Solar Plexus implies the existence of other Plexus...es
How are we okay with potentially a whole group of these things running around doing nonsense
We dont even know how many there are!
The existence of the Solar Plexus implies the existence of other Plexus...es
How are we okay with potentially a whole group of these things running around doing nonsense
We dont even know how many there are!
August 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
*hits blunt*
The existence of the Solar Plexus implies the existence of other Plexus...es
How are we okay with potentially a whole group of these things running around doing nonsense
We dont even know how many there are!
The existence of the Solar Plexus implies the existence of other Plexus...es
How are we okay with potentially a whole group of these things running around doing nonsense
We dont even know how many there are!
That thing dogs do when they lick *at* you but don't actually make contact and their super long tongue does that little whip-crack thing
10/10
10/10
August 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
That thing dogs do when they lick *at* you but don't actually make contact and their super long tongue does that little whip-crack thing
10/10
10/10