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Glenn
@coffeeandpi.bsky.social
780 followers 1.8K following 1.2K posts
Dad, husband, engineer, dog lover, amateur rocket scientist, trying to upgrade my "ally" card to one that says "accomplice", (He/Him)

Banner is Pride Fighter, by @girldrawsghosts.bsky.social
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Don't mind me, just doing the Happy Leo over here after my Syrian friend called me Habibi.
Leonardo DiCaprio walking towards the camera, smiling, his head cocked to the side, arms swaying. He looks very happy.
September 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Alisha coming in hot
Another screenshot of follower notifications, this time three of them named "Alisha"
January 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Hi kids, today's bots are brought to you by the name "Camilla"
Screenshot of a bluesky notifications page showing seven new followers (the screenshot had been cut off, there were more). The names are Cam, Camilla, Camila, Cam, Cam, Cam, and Cami.
January 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I let myself fall down the rabbit hole of old Moon Moon memes and now my face hurts from laughing

Just top tier classic internet fun
A dog, either a husky or a wolf, is in a strange position with its left ear and shoulder pressed to the ground while the hind legs stand up normally. Text reads: "Moon Moon SIT", then "LOL OK"
November 22, 2024 at 7:54 AM
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Fancy over-ear noise cancelling headphones broke.

I was sad for about 0.42 seconds until I remembered I have a 3d pen.

Fixed and working beautifully!
Sony Bluetooth headphones shown with plastic reinforcement over a broken section. The fix was done with black plastic printer filament and looks like it was applied by one of Buddy the Elf's less than crafty friends.
November 11, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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A pelican (a very large bird) stands on a table in front of a woman wearing a vest with the letters 'SPCA' (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals). The bird is cleaning itself but its face is right next to hers and it appears as if it's looking directly into her eyes. Text says "WHAT YOU DID THERE - I SEE IT"
November 10, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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Still from the movie Super Troopers, one of the cops is wearing aviator sunglasses and looking past the camera, a look of shock on his face. The text reads, "MOTHER OF GOD"
April 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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A still from the old animated Robin Hood movie where all the characters are animals. The snake is wearing a red hat with a white feather, is in a basket but with his body draped over the sides so it looks like he's crossing his arms. He's giving someone off camera an annoyed side-eye
February 24, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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I've loved the F-14 Tomcat since I was a kid, but I just noticed something I cannot unsee

It's...

At speed and with the wings back it looks like it's Naruto running
Screenshot from the F-14 Tomcat module in the game DCS. A single F-14 is flying directly at the camera. Cool thing about this plane, at high speed the wings sweep back. I noticed that this looks exactly like someone leaning over and putting their arms back, the Naruto Run. And I cannot stop laughing. It's just so silly Naruto Running, Navy Style
December 27, 2023 at 2:52 AM
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What do you mean, I don't have hyperfixations
Screenshot that says "You've played for 811 hours. Would you recommend this game to other players?"
October 26, 2023 at 5:37 AM
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Gather 'round, young ones. Let me introduce you to a meme from days long past.

I present to you...

Moon Moon the wolf
Two white wolves standing on some dirt and rocks. One of them is sort of bent over, hind legs straight but rubbing its face on the ground. Says, "I can hear rocks! LOL" The other looks on disapprovingly. "Dammit, Moon Moon..."
October 13, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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Dang, no Flovent yet.

Breathing is getting expensive in this country...
Screenshot from the cost plus drugs website search bar. "Flovent" is searched, and the result says "Sorry, no results for flovent"
September 5, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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How we all doin' today?
July 1, 2023 at 5:32 PM
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My office manager is not impressed by my shenanigans.
June 28, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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My kid loves Taylor Swift, so I've been hearing a lot of it lately. One song has the line, "...on the phone and you talk real slow, 'cuz it's late and your momma don't know"

Not "real low", so as to be more quiet, but "real slow", because...?

Then I figured it out:

Taylor Swift speaks whale.
June 23, 2023 at 4:00 PM