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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal 🔜 MFF
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He/Him | Buff communist/furry artist/WevDev in Chicago 😎

Website: https://cobra.monster/

avi: @limesquares.bsky.social
Okay one more review lol then back to family stuff

Ignore the future date I just want it to sort properly haha.

#Chicago #coffee
Cafe Review: Gaslight Coffee Roasters
A down-to-earth coffee roaster right on the Blue Line serving excellent espresso and drip coffee for crazy-low prices. No frills, nothing crazy, just good coffee and principled roasting and service in...
cobra.monster
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Vacation means I can catch up on cafe reviews a bit! This one is really cool; I think I snapped some good pics! :3

#coffee #chicago
Cafe Review: Milli by Metric
An experimental cafe space designed by the folks at Metric to serve coffee, in-house pastries, and eventually wine, Milli is a huge, gorgeous cafe space serving excellent coffee. The worst that can be...
cobra.monster
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I appreciate the commitment to the bit, and coffee splotch integrity
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It's so jarring visiting folks in the suburbs now like what do you mean I can't travel down the road for the coffee. Man. Every city needs better transit
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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inappropriately large coffee #ivyart #beast #comix
April 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.

Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Origin story part 4
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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On top of the world!
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can't post any more coffee shop photos til later since I need my computer to blur out faces but I'm having a great time!
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
First up: Anticonquista! They only one I've already visited in the past. But I had to start here
In many ways the most single origin you'll ever get! :3

Coffee is very good. Nothing crazy but easily the best "standard medium-dark" espresso you could ask for
#chicago #coffee
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Heading out on another little #chicago #coffee tour! This time, Pilsen and Bridgeport 😤

Good excuse to really explore outside of my usual stomping grounds :3
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Headshot for kavvvyrn featuring their synth character
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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revenge art for @harewolf.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
In a fit of "I don't have to live with this shit" energy, I made the effort to replace my Razer mouse's shitty scroll wheel encoder 😤
I think learning to solder w/ mechanical keyboards really gave me a good baseline for this kind of thing :3
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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#furryArt had to give it a try :3
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My work forced us to use Github Copilot, and I made the mistake of thinking "okay maybe IT won't fuck up javascript date-time conversions"
fool that I am....🙃

and thus it remains at *best* an expensive autocomplete tool ✌️
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Social democracy is not a viable alternative to capitalism. It is a tempting prospect, but ultimately suffers from violent contradictions that cannot be sustained. 🧵
February 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Wow 2% of all the bikeshare stayions...that feels like a lot, especially since I mostly just use the same few each time. Guess that micromobolity really comes in handy! #chicago #bikechi
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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June 26, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Today was the most stressful work day I've had in a while, and with a late post-work workout and a bunch of chores waiting at home, not exactly a great recovery...

But all that melts away the second I get into bed because nothing beats an instinctual, cuddly grab from your sleeping partner 💜
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
made the mistake of trying to participate in good faith in a "Sprint Retrospective" at work and was told afterwards that 'I talked too much about internal things in front of a client that made us look bad'
idk man the line is fuzzy but also nothing changed via the approved "internal" processes so...
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Headshot commission completed for rimeswithnerd
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
One of my favorite times of the year!

Looks like the holiday train during MFF weekend (12/5-12/7) is gonna be the Orange and Brown lines, so unless y'all are flying in from Midway, you're gonna have to make a trip out to the city proper to see it. It's worth it, I promise :3
Santa Claus is coming to town 🎅
The iconic Allstate CTA Holiday Train will merrily roll along all eight rail lines this season, launching from the Midway Orange Line station Friday, November 28.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM