Coda
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Junior Financier at Global Antifa Networks, recipient of the December 2012 George Soros Lil’ Leftist award
Bond’s constituent bits schlorp themselves back together to form a hideous monster who spends the movie stalking, killing, and eating innocent American tourists. By the end of the film he’s fully reconstituted and we can tease the next movie in the Tom Holland reboot. You’re welcome.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Bond’s constituent bits schlorp themselves back together to form a hideous monster who spends the movie stalking, killing, and eating innocent American tourists. By the end of the film he’s fully reconstituted and we can tease the next movie in the Tom Holland reboot. You’re welcome.
If anyone does a film or TV adaptation of an Ian M. Banks novel, I think it’d be great if all the Culture characters were played by Muppets
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If anyone does a film or TV adaptation of an Ian M. Banks novel, I think it’d be great if all the Culture characters were played by Muppets
I think we can all agree that, while it’s not the outcome we hoped for, the shutdown is hurting real Americans and if a group of moderate Democrats can negotiate a way forward, perhaps the best we can do is a verbal agreement from Republican senators that Lucy will not move the football
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I think we can all agree that, while it’s not the outcome we hoped for, the shutdown is hurting real Americans and if a group of moderate Democrats can negotiate a way forward, perhaps the best we can do is a verbal agreement from Republican senators that Lucy will not move the football
The awesome thing about Go is that it makes it easy to reduce allocations and increase memory locality by passing around slices backed by a single, contiguous array. The terrible thing about Go is that etc. etc.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The awesome thing about Go is that it makes it easy to reduce allocations and increase memory locality by passing around slices backed by a single, contiguous array. The terrible thing about Go is that etc. etc.
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From my friend Kyle. This is essential reading for all Americans. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
I Want You to Understand Chicago
aphyr.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
From my friend Kyle. This is essential reading for all Americans. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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“Quixotic“ should be pronounced kee-HOE-tic.
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
“Quixotic“ should be pronounced kee-HOE-tic.
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Trying to figure out what #SCOTUS just did with #SNAP, and why Justice Jackson temporarily froze the district court's ruling?
Via "One First," me on what's going on—and why I think Jackson's move was savvy, notwithstanding the awful circumstances that forced it:
www.stevevladeck.com/p/190-snap-wtf
Via "One First," me on what's going on—and why I think Jackson's move was savvy, notwithstanding the awful circumstances that forced it:
www.stevevladeck.com/p/190-snap-wtf
190. SNAP WTF?
A very quick explainer on what (and why) Justice Jackson issued an "administrative stay" in the SNAP case late on Friday night, and on what's likely to happen next
www.stevevladeck.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Trying to figure out what #SCOTUS just did with #SNAP, and why Justice Jackson temporarily froze the district court's ruling?
Via "One First," me on what's going on—and why I think Jackson's move was savvy, notwithstanding the awful circumstances that forced it:
www.stevevladeck.com/p/190-snap-wtf
Via "One First," me on what's going on—and why I think Jackson's move was savvy, notwithstanding the awful circumstances that forced it:
www.stevevladeck.com/p/190-snap-wtf
Re-upping this because it’s such a good paper. Really love the combine-then-expand paradigm, absolutely love the RO-KDF construction and its practical instantiation. Huge bummer the hybrid PQC KEM combiner IETF track is too mired in bullshit to benefit from this.
Key Derivation Functions Without a Grain of Salt (Matilda Backendal, Sebastian Clermont, Marc Fischlin, Felix Günther) ia.cr/2025/657
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Re-upping this because it’s such a good paper. Really love the combine-then-expand paradigm, absolutely love the RO-KDF construction and its practical instantiation. Huge bummer the hybrid PQC KEM combiner IETF track is too mired in bullshit to benefit from this.
Reminder to future jury members: you can just vote not guilty.
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reminder to future jury members: you can just vote not guilty.
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BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Listen, I’m all for improving public transit but I think a blanket campaign promise of “free and fast mustache rides” without actual details is frankly irresponsible and the American public deserves better
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Listen, I’m all for improving public transit but I think a blanket campaign promise of “free and fast mustache rides” without actual details is frankly irresponsible and the American public deserves better
Lotta post-race analysis of Mamdani’s campaign and victory speech but not nearly enough people are talking about this specific moment:
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Lotta post-race analysis of Mamdani’s campaign and victory speech but not nearly enough people are talking about this specific moment:
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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
The JNCO boys got me feelin like an unc, goddamn
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The JNCO boys got me feelin like an unc, goddamn
The president can have a little power to levy taxes as a treat
Last night's elections are over. This morning's Supreme Court arguments in the tariffs case are about to begin at 10 a.m. IT NEVER ENDS!
There is simply no principled way for the Republican-appointed justices to uphold Trump's tariffs ... and yet, they still might! slate.com/news-and-pol...
There is simply no principled way for the Republican-appointed justices to uphold Trump's tariffs ... and yet, they still might! slate.com/news-and-pol...
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The president can have a little power to levy taxes as a treat
It’s apparently not ok to mock the dead on here, so I’ll just say that Dick Cheney, the living man, sucks
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It’s apparently not ok to mock the dead on here, so I’ll just say that Dick Cheney, the living man, sucks
“I wish Bon Iver wouldn’t sing like that” *a finger curls on the monkey’s paw*
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“I wish Bon Iver wouldn’t sing like that” *a finger curls on the monkey’s paw*
I did some research on seed oils and wow, yikes. I’m definitely washing my dog in beef tallow from now on
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I did some research on seed oils and wow, yikes. I’m definitely washing my dog in beef tallow from now on
Of *course* Kash Patel, a man with the permanent expression of a dog being shown a magic trick, is dating a woman half his age. Why would it be otherwise
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Of *course* Kash Patel, a man with the permanent expression of a dog being shown a magic trick, is dating a woman half his age. Why would it be otherwise
Holy shit what a banger
Now available for free: www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/dros...
November 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Holy shit what a banger
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Now available for free: www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/dros...
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Now available for free: www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/dros...
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
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vance answers the question of what if you made a moblin the vice president
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
vance answers the question of what if you made a moblin the vice president