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CoconutRouter in Crossbell
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🇸🇽 | I play too many RPGs |
PLAY TACTICS OGRE YOU COWARD
Currently going through the Trails Series

📀Now Playing: Pantheon by Dance Gavin Dance
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Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I haven't played any of Silent Hill f yet, but Bob told me I needed to make this edit. So I did. Because of the deep and abiding respect I have for him.
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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a Yoko Shimomura rendition of Hopes and Dreams will free me from this mortal coil immediately and i'll go straight to Heaven

a Yoko Shimomura rendition of Home will BREAK ME

a Yoko Shimomura rendition of Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn’t Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything will FUCK
UNDERTALE × Yoko Shimomura Piano Arrangement Album Announced coming soon www.jp.square-enix.com/music/sem/pa...

UNDERTALE: CHITEI DE CHILL CD up for preorder at Square Enix Store ($39.99) na.store.square-enix-games.com/undertale_-c...
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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This was the exact moment we all (including the poor singer) knew this show was cooked. Starting a cover of Golden (WHY!?) where the singers microphone had just straight up not been turned on.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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It's not likely, they actually just directly said out loud that the games were meant to promote the film. Just totally baffling.
How baffling is it that Remake and F likely exist because they wanted to make this movie, and yet both of those games are phenomenal while this will surely be trashy popcorn mediocrity at best
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Dead to Rights just tosses this mini game at the player in the first hour.
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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D.A.R.E. was so stupid because drugs are way too expensive to even be a viable problem for anyone my age

they should've been putting out PSAs about Auntie Anne's Pretzel Nuggets because THIS is the shit that'll ruin your life
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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This krafton-subnautica story is pathetic. Bosses need to be scared for their lives like 60% of the time.
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The truth any analysis of modern FFXIV needs to confront is that the game did it's Avengers Endgame and a lot of people were always going to check out after that to varying degrees.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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MonHun Wilds has a flatter tail than any modern game in the series, including Generations Ultimate.

That's crazy, the only ever time I saw a tail flatten like that was when Horizon Forbidden West got put on sony's subscription service.

www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHun...
From the MonsterHunter community on Reddit: MH Games' Sales Data after 800 and 2000 days
Explore this post and more from the MonsterHunter community
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November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Polls that don't define what things mean within the text of the poll are useless, instance ten billion
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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In a stunning ruling, a federal district court judge blocked Texas from using newly redrawn congressional maps meant to boost the GOP
Court Blocks Texas’ Trump-Ordered Gerrymander
A federal district court judge ruled that the map Texas adopted in August is an illegal racial gerrymander.
www.huffpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say

"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Night in the Woods
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I keep realizing that the reason I'm not seeing certain terrible genres of post/terrible branches of discourse is just cause everyone on this site is old
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Bluesky discourse is all recycled 2012 tumblr discourse, which makes sense because all those people are 30+ now
We can never truly destroy the discourse, only exchange it for discourse of equal value
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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The GOP want the general public to care about Charlie Kirk getting got and Trump nearly getting domed so bad, but they spent 30 years conditioning the american public to move past shootings instantly so they don't demand gun control so it's impossible and clearly frustrating them
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I love health cranks

"they're putting METAL in our CEREAL" and it's

iron
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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my jaw just dropped in disappointment
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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me explaining why I'm very smart when I'm 15

bsky.app/profile/fake...
I invented this complex while still fuming with anger after seeing the Cameron film and frustrated because I wasn't allowed to punch people in the cinema.
I'm sure you can think of a few examples in other films:
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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my favorite (die die die die die) thing about google's ai search slop is that before they instituted it if you typoed something it'd usually offer the correction, now it just makes up some shit based on the typo
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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true and real
howling at the very first lines of this interview
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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What a privilege to be nominated, not only for 2025 GAME OF THE YEAR, but also TWELVE??!! TOTAL NOMINATIONS at #TheGameAwards

There are so many deserving, precious games from this year, and to be nominated among them makes us SO SO very whee 🥹

THANK YOU!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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putting DMC the Netflix up for 'best adaptation' and not Sonic 3
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM