Army of Spiders
@coalhouse.bsky.social
Unfunny, often. Hungry, mostly. Tired, always.
Not asking you to stop what you’re doing, but go ahead and post a gif of your favorite anime.
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Not asking you to stop what you’re doing, but go ahead and post a gif of your favorite anime.
Not me, housing an entire bottle of delicious Italian wine.
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Not me, housing an entire bottle of delicious Italian wine.
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We've been slow to post #gamedev screenshots but please be patient 🙏 since our art is hand-drawn. We're an #indiedev and don't use gen AI for any assets or code, not even for placeholders so nothing's accidentally left in. We also use every draft as an opportunity to practice or learn ❤️
December 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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What if instead of Final Fantasy it was called Final Freaknasty and you had to (allegorically) outfreak god?
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What if instead of Final Fantasy it was called Final Freaknasty and you had to (allegorically) outfreak god?
Of all the days, today is certainly one of them.
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Of all the days, today is certainly one of them.
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What #MAGFest meetups should we look for?
We're an #indiedev duo near DC working on a music game (not showcasing in 2026, but submitting for 2027). We follow IGDA DC but we're also comfy with small events
Other indie devs? Anything #MIVS -related? Garage bands playing #vgm? (relates to our game)
We're an #indiedev duo near DC working on a music game (not showcasing in 2026, but submitting for 2027). We follow IGDA DC but we're also comfy with small events
Other indie devs? Anything #MIVS -related? Garage bands playing #vgm? (relates to our game)
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social someone should write a “well well well it’s not so easy to find a sec def that doesn’t suck shit” article in the newspaper
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social someone should write a “well well well it’s not so easy to find a sec def that doesn’t suck shit” article in the newspaper
Raccoon Dog (Tanuki)
Black Widow
Bison
Eastern Timber Rattler
Baltimore Oriole
Black Widow
Bison
Eastern Timber Rattler
Baltimore Oriole
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Right whale
Grizzly bear
Red fox
Red kite
Bighorned sheep
Right whale
Grizzly bear
Red fox
Red kite
Bighorned sheep
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Bald eagle
Golden eagle
Red-tailed hawk
White-tailed deer
Bottlenose dolphin
Bald eagle
Golden eagle
Red-tailed hawk
White-tailed deer
Bottlenose dolphin
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Raccoon Dog (Tanuki)
Black Widow
Bison
Eastern Timber Rattler
Baltimore Oriole
Black Widow
Bison
Eastern Timber Rattler
Baltimore Oriole
Certified homie checking in. It sucks and I hate it.
Fuck exclusionary zoning all my homies hate exclusionary zoning
"Why I lost faith in zoning." tinyurl.com/5n8sh428 Baltimore’s former zoning board executive director, on why she supports @mayorbmscott.bsky.social bills to promote more density and multi-family housing in the city. [OP-ED]
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Certified homie checking in. It sucks and I hate it.
Please do not disturb my emotional support smoked turkey leg.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Please do not disturb my emotional support smoked turkey leg.
When you walk through the garden
You gotta watch your back
Well, I beg your pardon
Walk the straight and narrow track
If you walk with Jesus
He's gonna save your soul
You gotta keep the devil
Way down in the hole
You gotta watch your back
Well, I beg your pardon
Walk the straight and narrow track
If you walk with Jesus
He's gonna save your soul
You gotta keep the devil
Way down in the hole
PUNK AIN'T NO RELIGIOUS CULT
PUNK MEANS THINKING FOR YOURSELF
YOU AIN'T HARDCORE WHEN YOU SPIKE YOUR HAIR
WHEN A JOCK STILL LIVES INSIDE YOUR HEAD
NAZI PUNKS, NAZI PUNKS, NAZI PUNKS: FUCK OFF!
PUNK MEANS THINKING FOR YOURSELF
YOU AIN'T HARDCORE WHEN YOU SPIKE YOUR HAIR
WHEN A JOCK STILL LIVES INSIDE YOUR HEAD
NAZI PUNKS, NAZI PUNKS, NAZI PUNKS: FUCK OFF!
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
When you walk through the garden
You gotta watch your back
Well, I beg your pardon
Walk the straight and narrow track
If you walk with Jesus
He's gonna save your soul
You gotta keep the devil
Way down in the hole
You gotta watch your back
Well, I beg your pardon
Walk the straight and narrow track
If you walk with Jesus
He's gonna save your soul
You gotta keep the devil
Way down in the hole
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MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
Speaking in Tongues by Talking Heads is the worst album to take a shower too I end up staying in the bathroom for the entire album.
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Speaking in Tongues by Talking Heads is the worst album to take a shower too I end up staying in the bathroom for the entire album.
When do pitchers and catchers report again?
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
When do pitchers and catchers report again?
Gotta stop getting caught smoking baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Gotta stop getting caught smoking baseball.
A Joe Carter style walkoff here would be insane.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
A Joe Carter style walkoff here would be insane.
200 years of baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
200 years of baseball.
This World Series really has everything. Make them play best of 8
9
9
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This World Series really has everything. Make them play best of 8
9
9
Man. Not D’Angelo. Fuck.
October 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Man. Not D’Angelo. Fuck.
Bad Bunny should bring out Bruce Springsteen during his halftime show.
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Bad Bunny should bring out Bruce Springsteen during his halftime show.
This dude gets it. The thread itself is amazing.
oh to roll in sackcloth and ashes ... cause nobody is welcoming you to the Shenandoah valley
August 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This dude gets it. The thread itself is amazing.
Oh shit lol.
all of u laughing at this will pay dearly in the uprising
July 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh shit lol.