CMTWrites
@cmtwrites.bsky.social
Reports haven't yet confirmed but C Thompson might be the thing that goes bump in the dark.
Scary, weird and not quite human. Avoids writing but has three published novels
Scary, weird and not quite human. Avoids writing but has three published novels
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Five phrases about the transitory nature of all things...
1. Nothing is eternal (Farsi)
2. No one’s candle is lit till dawn (Serbian)
3. No evil shall last a hundred years (Spanish)
4. All snowstorms eventually subside (Icelandic)
5. Everything has an end, except the sausage, which has two (German)
1. Nothing is eternal (Farsi)
2. No one’s candle is lit till dawn (Serbian)
3. No evil shall last a hundred years (Spanish)
4. All snowstorms eventually subside (Icelandic)
5. Everything has an end, except the sausage, which has two (German)
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Five phrases about the transitory nature of all things...
1. Nothing is eternal (Farsi)
2. No one’s candle is lit till dawn (Serbian)
3. No evil shall last a hundred years (Spanish)
4. All snowstorms eventually subside (Icelandic)
5. Everything has an end, except the sausage, which has two (German)
1. Nothing is eternal (Farsi)
2. No one’s candle is lit till dawn (Serbian)
3. No evil shall last a hundred years (Spanish)
4. All snowstorms eventually subside (Icelandic)
5. Everything has an end, except the sausage, which has two (German)
All hail Snorse
I solved the 'it's still the Year of the Snake, but everyone thinks it's Year of the Horse' problem.
It's now the month of the Snorse.
#sygnin
It's now the month of the Snorse.
#sygnin
January 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
All hail Snorse
Already done with 2026. Wake me when its 2027
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Already done with 2026. Wake me when its 2027
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It's J.R.R. Tolkien's birthday today, so raise a glass to the professor. In evil times like these, works like his remind us that "in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass." And it will pass, but only with our collective effort.
January 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
It's J.R.R. Tolkien's birthday today, so raise a glass to the professor. In evil times like these, works like his remind us that "in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass." And it will pass, but only with our collective effort.
Happy New-ish year everyone!
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Happy New-ish year everyone!
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My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books.
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good morning
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good morning
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Cartoon: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle balrog!
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Cartoon: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle balrog!
This gives new meaning to dodgy job postings
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This gives new meaning to dodgy job postings
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Three @theguardian.com books cartoons from previous halloweens: 1. Haunted Bookshop
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Three @theguardian.com books cartoons from previous halloweens: 1. Haunted Bookshop
Have accisentally turnwd off autoco4r3t and prwdictive spellomh. Trujng to qork out which is harder, l3qrning ro sp3ll again or figuring our how tonturn it bqfk on qgqin
October 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Have accisentally turnwd off autoco4r3t and prwdictive spellomh. Trujng to qork out which is harder, l3qrning ro sp3ll again or figuring our how tonturn it bqfk on qgqin
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Good morning. If you are intimidated about starting that project you want to do because you don't think you're "ready" yet, remember:
July 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Good morning. If you are intimidated about starting that project you want to do because you don't think you're "ready" yet, remember:
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A little comic about trauma responses. Which one are you?
June 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A little comic about trauma responses. Which one are you?
Woke up to find this huge guy had flowered over night #poppy #Nottingham
June 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Woke up to find this huge guy had flowered over night #poppy #Nottingham
May 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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“So I am a pole dancer, but I don’t call myself a stripper. Because I haven’t earned it.”
💪❤️
💪❤️
May 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
“So I am a pole dancer, but I don’t call myself a stripper. Because I haven’t earned it.”
💪❤️
💪❤️
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Actually the best life advice I ever got: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. A half-cleaned room is better than an uncleaned room. Occasionally flossing is better than never flossing. A 10-minute workout is better than no workout. When it’s all you can do to get out of bed, get out of bed.
May 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Actually the best life advice I ever got: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. A half-cleaned room is better than an uncleaned room. Occasionally flossing is better than never flossing. A 10-minute workout is better than no workout. When it’s all you can do to get out of bed, get out of bed.
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Finally, the truth has been revealed...😜
May 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Finally, the truth has been revealed...😜
Down the basement, lock the cellar down and, baby...
WE COME FROM THE LAND OF ICE AND SNOW FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW
May 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Down the basement, lock the cellar down and, baby...
So nice to see blue skies #Nottingham
April 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
So nice to see blue skies #Nottingham
This brie an excellent read
A Lithuanian equivalent to “there’s no such thing as a free lunch” is nemokamas sūris tik pelėkautuose. It means “the only free cheese is in a mousetrap”
* read on for more international cheese phrases (this thread may not turn out grate, but hopefully it will be gouda ‘nuff)…
* read on for more international cheese phrases (this thread may not turn out grate, but hopefully it will be gouda ‘nuff)…
March 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This brie an excellent read