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denni.
@clumsyknees.bsky.social
she/her | 34 | lesbian programmer, disabled writer, generally a fucking delight.
The craziest thing about being in a tiny minority that still masks is that I've gotten sick literally 2-3 times in the last ~6 years and every flu season/COVID spike/Norovirus wave I just watch people willingly get sick repeatedly because they don't want to mask. It works, idk what to tell y'all.
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I love love love that they hired a painter to do these portraits and then acknowledged her by name. Artists of all kinds supporting each other is so beautiful.
Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I've gone 6+ years without a bird masturbating in my house and then I bring in a new bird and it turns out he masturbates 😑
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If anyone were to ask me what inconsequential conspiracy theory I have, it's that I think in the factories where they box the christmas mandarin oranges, it's some guy's job to put a single, slightly spoiled orange into every box so that they all go bad more quickly.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I remember when it wasn't ok to use Wikipedia as a citation but sure, let's all turn to the poopy barfy slop machine for all of our information
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just gutted to hear about the loss of Alice Wong today. I wouldn't be who I am today without the work and presence of other disabled folk, including Alice. Our community weeps. 💖
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Just an incalculable loss from which we won’t soon recover.

Alice was the best of us and I hope we all do (or keep doing) the kind of good work that burnishes her memory.

Fuck ableism. “Don’t let the bastards grind you down.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
youtube's autodubbing may be one of the most heinous and unnecessary features, I hate it so much and WHY IS IT AUTOMATICALLY ENABLED 😭
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
my gf and I are on the season of Angel where Cordelia is pregnant with Connor's child and frankly I need Joss Whedon to be stoned in the town square for this
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
there's something just so aesthetic about pulling up to the gym in hello kitty sweatpants and leg pressing >550lbs
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
nothing improves your perceptions of your first nightmare pet more than a second pet because why does this new mf not understand the concept of "no" like damn
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
im sorry bbno$ for thinking you were just a walking meme and not a musician I was truly not familiar with your game
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I finally removed my relationship status with my partner on fb and IMMEDIATELY AFTER the tab appeared for fb dating. perhaps learn to read the room, meta, jesus christ
October 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Nurse at my vax appt: How are you today?
Me: alright
N: Feeling healthy?
Me: yep
N: no health conditions?
Me: oh no, so many
October 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ssis is turning me evil
October 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
TFW you clean all the floors in your house and you can walk barefoot without the immediate need to put socks on 😌
October 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I cannot express how many fucking times I've been excited to start a movie on crave only to find out it's the fucking french dub version and there's no english version available. me and my gf fucking hate you
October 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
sometimes I think I'm kinda strong and then I am immediately humbled by the cable machine
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
welp in the last 24 hours my girlfriend and I have killed 30 flies and have torn my house apart looking for the source but haven't found anything so if you'll excuse me I'm going to go have nightmares about maggots
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM