Clown
@clscln102.bsky.social
not as funny as my username would imply. regrettably, 21. grew out of an old tree stump
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because this year starts on don't kill yourself thursday you must don't kill yourself for the entire year
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 AM
because this year starts on don't kill yourself thursday you must don't kill yourself for the entire year
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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lord please make me look like this
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
lord please make me look like this
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Exhausted handler voice putting 17 straps in the dishwasher: "tell me about it!!"
I read the title to this article much differently than the author intended.
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Exhausted handler voice putting 17 straps in the dishwasher: "tell me about it!!"
I remember one time in the city there was this little fake wallet I found on a bench that was actually a fold out pamphlet scolding you for trying to pick up someone else’s wallet. And I was like. Confused?
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I remember one time in the city there was this little fake wallet I found on a bench that was actually a fold out pamphlet scolding you for trying to pick up someone else’s wallet. And I was like. Confused?
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Bro I can’t wait for my work-from-home service job- oh, wait, no. Boss wants me to come into the office. Says it helps with “team unity”.
The future is building a humanoid robot at great cost to replace hiring a guy to hand out water bottles, then hiring a guy to remote control the robot handing out water bottles.
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Bro I can’t wait for my work-from-home service job- oh, wait, no. Boss wants me to come into the office. Says it helps with “team unity”.
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Eevee would definitly body a Space Marine.
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Eevee would definitly body a Space Marine.
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That's a good elevator pitch
Box of Broken Nails
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4034000/
$4.24
First-person psychological horror about ignorance and attempts. Protect yourself as a lone carpenter, hastily look for materials in your house to board up a door that shouldn’t exist. At any cost.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4034000/
$4.24
First-person psychological horror about ignorance and attempts. Protect yourself as a lone carpenter, hastily look for materials in your house to board up a door that shouldn’t exist. At any cost.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
That's a good elevator pitch
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Once again, it's time for
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Once again, it's time for
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Recent cyberpunk client piece, a tribute to some early shadowrun art
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Recent cyberpunk client piece, a tribute to some early shadowrun art
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Good morning Bluesky !
October 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
Mech Pilot x Mech Jockey yuri
I know I’ve seen art of that somewhere but I can’t remember who made it and it sucks
I know I’ve seen art of that somewhere but I can’t remember who made it and it sucks
October 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Mech Pilot x Mech Jockey yuri
I know I’ve seen art of that somewhere but I can’t remember who made it and it sucks
I know I’ve seen art of that somewhere but I can’t remember who made it and it sucks
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
“Why were you late” I think the better question is why the drink machine down in the lobby is out of orange juice. How am I meant to get my vitamin c now? I’ll die of scurvy! Late is a subjective term, we’re talking objectives here man.
September 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
“Why were you late” I think the better question is why the drink machine down in the lobby is out of orange juice. How am I meant to get my vitamin c now? I’ll die of scurvy! Late is a subjective term, we’re talking objectives here man.
Mech but through paracausality the mech is actually you and always has been. This grants increased control over the mech to it’s attuned user resulting in a flat percentage accuracy and speed boost, effect ends when the attuned user disembarks as they are no longer the mech and never have been.
September 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Mech but through paracausality the mech is actually you and always has been. This grants increased control over the mech to it’s attuned user resulting in a flat percentage accuracy and speed boost, effect ends when the attuned user disembarks as they are no longer the mech and never have been.
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after a lot of effort i have managed to jank a warthog into the backrooms
September 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
after a lot of effort i have managed to jank a warthog into the backrooms