Clark
@clrkaitken.bsky.social
I just wanna shit talk the Leafs in peace.
Every asshole that gets a coaching gig and they’ve got nothing beyond “we’re gonna be hard to play against” and then you look at their history and their success is inevitably a combination of;
- inherited a good defence
- goalie decided to stop 93% of shots
- refs stopped calling penalties
- inherited a good defence
- goalie decided to stop 93% of shots
- refs stopped calling penalties
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Every asshole that gets a coaching gig and they’ve got nothing beyond “we’re gonna be hard to play against” and then you look at their history and their success is inevitably a combination of;
- inherited a good defence
- goalie decided to stop 93% of shots
- refs stopped calling penalties
- inherited a good defence
- goalie decided to stop 93% of shots
- refs stopped calling penalties
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Don’t sign bottom six specialists to long term contracts.
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Don’t sign bottom six specialists to long term contracts.
Am I wrong in feeling the Jays didn’t really blow that, so much as the Dodgers just refused to be put away?
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Am I wrong in feeling the Jays didn’t really blow that, so much as the Dodgers just refused to be put away?
This game is literally going to go back in time
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This game is literally going to go back in time
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Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
@emilydawn.bsky.social I’ve been doing the dishes the last three innings in solidarity
November 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@emilydawn.bsky.social I’ve been doing the dishes the last three innings in solidarity
Thoughts and prayers to Dave Roberts and his upcoming life-and-death challenge of being mildly inconvenienced by customs
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Thoughts and prayers to Dave Roberts and his upcoming life-and-death challenge of being mildly inconvenienced by customs
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
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Forget the Kendrick vs Drake angle, this is the first time a Toronto and LA team have met in the playoffs since 1993.
Somebody get Vladdy a Gilmour jersey.
Somebody get Vladdy a Gilmour jersey.
October 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Forget the Kendrick vs Drake angle, this is the first time a Toronto and LA team have met in the playoffs since 1993.
Somebody get Vladdy a Gilmour jersey.
Somebody get Vladdy a Gilmour jersey.
Not much of a baseball guy but coming in to strike out the side to clinch the series is an absolute badass thing to do.
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Not much of a baseball guy but coming in to strike out the side to clinch the series is an absolute badass thing to do.
Mitch Marner Ewing Theory confirmed
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Mitch Marner Ewing Theory confirmed
Domi got walked by Wright twice within about ten seconds
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Domi got walked by Wright twice within about ten seconds
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A Message From The Frog Resistance
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Bobby McMann not being broken anymore is extremely helpful for depth.
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Bobby McMann not being broken anymore is extremely helpful for depth.
Auston Matthews seeing a Toronto star dominating in the playoffs
a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Auston Matthews seeing a Toronto star dominating in the playoffs
The Mikkola thing is legitimately the most embarrassing thing to happen from an officiating perspective in a long time.
October 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The Mikkola thing is legitimately the most embarrassing thing to happen from an officiating perspective in a long time.
“We waived the all-defence guy in his 30s we gave a 4 year $10MM contract, so that when he’s healthy our 4C can be this other guy in his 30s that we gave up a 1st rounder and one of our only five prospects”
The Leafs are so back.
The Leafs are so back.
October 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“We waived the all-defence guy in his 30s we gave a 4 year $10MM contract, so that when he’s healthy our 4C can be this other guy in his 30s that we gave up a 1st rounder and one of our only five prospects”
The Leafs are so back.
The Leafs are so back.
Doug Ford managed the pandemic by only listening to the narcissist crybabies that complained the most so of course he’d manage literally everything else (return to office, public safety) the same way
September 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Doug Ford managed the pandemic by only listening to the narcissist crybabies that complained the most so of course he’d manage literally everything else (return to office, public safety) the same way
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every married couple includes one person,who when sick, drugs themselves into a coma and another that will sit there snuffling and coughing for 20 hours before taking a single advil cold and sinus
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
every married couple includes one person,who when sick, drugs themselves into a coma and another that will sit there snuffling and coughing for 20 hours before taking a single advil cold and sinus
Undergrads
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Undergrads